Would You?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:56 pm

There's a little music left on that old fiddle.

I'm gonna say yes.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:59 pm

For money*, I'd at least try.

*Lots of it.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:07 pm

Not a shot in hell.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:19 pm

Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:25 pm

^^ another inspired and worthwhile post from Goobs. Yawn.

No chance I'd hit that.

pron · Post by **pron** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:26 pm

HELL YEAH, just to be able to say that I did. :D

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:28 pm

Only if she comped some tickets to her next tour............hate to miss that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:31 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:^^ another inspired and worthwhile post from Goobs.

Thank you. It’s certainly a step above the standard Jimmy Mediocre post which is either just a smiley, or yet another stale Diego reset.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:02 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.

You forgot Bill Clinton.

Babs better have a good dentist, otherwise there's another BlondieBabe in the making

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:03 pm

open hand or fist?

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:09 pm

A larger view for you.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.

Would any of those guys hit that now? If you had thrown up a pick of Suzanne Somers or Jaqueline Smith I would be on that like stink on shit.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:15 pm

grudge fuck.

sure.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:20 pm

No thanks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:24 pm

I'd butter up those flapjacks and dump some syrup on them.

Tell you what, though...she's growing into that nose....

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:28 pm

I would fuck that fat bitch on that other thread before I let that fucking nose touch me...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:37 pm

Derron,

her nose would be buried deep in your mans venus before her tongue could ever reach your twig

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:48 pm

Alkie · Post by **Alkie** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:52 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.

What kind of faggot can name every man Striesand has ever slept with?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:00 pm

People
People who fuck livestock
Are the luckiest people in the world

I got a ben that says Jess would nail it, though. And I'm guessing Babs has a predeliction for jewfros, so we might be on to something there.

Maybe Babs has some sort of fansite where we could propose such a thing?

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.

Okay, I'm teetering between

and

...

...

Thanks, Goob. That's way more information than I wanted or needed. You pretty much just killed any residual desire I had to tap that arse. Not that I had much left in the first place.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:13 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.

Tom Smothers?????

Must have been during her Funny Girl stage

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:13 pm

Alkie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.
What kind of faggot can name every man Striesand has ever slept with?

Probably some faggot who could find wikipedia.com. What the hey, you're halfway home home. Here's the rest of the way:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:18 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:21 pm

Trampis wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.
Tom Smothers?????

Must have been the yo-yo and the F-bombs

FTFY.

WAR Elkie
WAR seeing young Barbra's cat
UNWAR seeing old Barbra's roadkill

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:21 pm

Trampis wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.
Tom Smothers?????

That's not a name. It's a headline from when Tom got trapped under those oatmeal-filled tubesocks.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:24 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Trampis wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter Jennings. Major BODE in your social group.
Tom Smothers?????
That's not a name. It's a headline from when Tom got trapped under those oatmeal-filled tubesocks.

I laughed

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:29 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:29 pm

You...y'uh f-bombs...y'uh flabsteaks...

take it all awaigh.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:59 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:^^ another inspired and worthwhile post from Goobs. Yawn.

No chance I'd hit that.

you should stick to being mired in the cfb pick 'em basement.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:07 pm

She vcomes onto you, and you say NO? You're all fucking insane.

In!

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:10 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote:^^ another inspired and worthwhile post from Goobs. Yawn.

No chance I'd hit that.
you should stick to being mired in the cfb pick 'em basement.

Likewise, you stay the course as the resident whiny bitterman of T1B. It's nobody's fault here that you're so well-accustomed to the role of red-headed stepchild.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:32 pm

It's nobody's fault here that you're so well-accustomed to the role of red-headed stepchild

Prince Harry?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:54 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote:^^ another inspired and worthwhile post from Goobs. Yawn.

No chance I'd hit that.
you should stick to being mired in the cfb pick 'em basement.
Likewise, you stay the course as the resident whiny bitterman of T1B. It's nobody's fault here that you're so well-accustomed to the role of red-headed stepchild.

it's nice to see your idiocy knows no boundaries. a blind, deaf, and retarded Goobs could get more than two picks right in a week. keep it up, killer.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:01 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:I have a terminal case of boring.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:52 am

The question was Would I?

My reply is could I?

I am afraid that my penis would not willingly participate in any such venture.
These days, I must consult with the penis!!

I googled BARBRA..and if she were a younger Barbra....

Okay, after viewing that ... my penis is still rejecting any offer!!

WAIT!!!!

I found 1 pic that my penis is willing to negotiate with me. He says, he would go into this love tunnel willingly.

but now, he's remembering those college days when a chick like that turned into...

.

.

and he is calling off all negotiations!!

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:54 pm

From The Corner blog at nationalreview.com:

Dear Matt Drudge,

I implore you to please remove that utterly gross picture of Barbara Streisand’s breasts currently displayed on your front page.

The Drudge Report is my news bible. You, Matt, are my new media hero. But this picture is really gross. This is one flapjack too many, even for me. I’d rather be water-boarded or subjected to The Red Hot Chili Peppers than gaze at those things.

Not only are Bab’s flapjacks bad enough, but to know that they belong to a screaming Hollywood liberal, well that has just put me over the edge. Liberal flapjacks…I am just beside myself.

Please, Matt, please, it’s time for change.

All the best.

Your Fan,
Larry Kudlow

RACK Larry.

Terry in Crapchester · Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:35 pm

Damn. I never realized that Babs had such an impressive rack.

Even today, for a woman old enough to be my mother, that's pretty impressive.

I'd definitely be willing to give her a titty fuck and drop some baby batter on those melons.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:01 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Damn. I never realized that Babs had such an impressive rack.

Even today, for a woman old enough to be my mother, that's pretty impressive.

I'd definitely be willing to give her a titty fuck and drop some baby batter on those melons.

So much for breakfast...

Terry in Crapchester · Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:15 pm

Fat Bones wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Damn. I never realized that Babs had such an impressive rack.

Even today, for a woman old enough to be my mother, that's pretty impressive.

I'd definitely be willing to give her a titty fuck and drop some baby batter on those melons.

So much for breakfast...

Before you go to that, consider this . . .

If you fucked her, you could then start an epcot Zyclone-esque thread titled "Who's the most famous person you ever fucked?" and probably have the best answer. Or at least, the best honest answer.

Just sayin'. :wink:

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