In This Thread; We Make Fun of the Homeless.

T1B Nic · Post by **T1B Nic** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:12 pm

"I bet you'd like this lettuce and mayo i'm wiping off my sandwich, you hungry bastard."

T1B Nic · Post by **T1B Nic** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:14 pm

I was walking on a bridge and this homeless guy said to me, "Hey, help out my wife and family?" and held out his cup.

I said, "OK," and I pushed him off the bridge.

:)

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:15 pm

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:22 pm

My bro-in-law was in downtown Spokane doing some shopping or whatever and a homeless guy walked up to him and asked if he could spare some change,my bro in law with a straight face says, "Thats funny,I was just going to ask you the same thing".

Ha Ha.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:36 pm

Panhandler: Do you have any loose change?

Luth: (hand goes into pocket and feels for the coins.) Yes I do.

Just keep on walking.

Rip City

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:09 pm

The homeless in Ocean Beach at least don't bullshit you. This one guy standing outside a local liquor store asked, "Hey buddy, do you have a quarter so I can buy some beer? I have almost enough."

Fuckin' A I do and gave him a quarter for being honest enough. He then blessed me under Jesus' name and I waived it of. Dude, just save the bullshit and go buy your alcohol already. He started laughing and it was all good.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:38 pm

Seems like they've always got money for beer 'n smokes.....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:48 pm

Always good to see someone with their priorities in order.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:13 pm

Mustang wrote:Seems like they've always got money for beer 'n smokes.....

That's what they're collecting for, and if they're honest about it, I might consider givin' 'em a little spare change. Shit, who am I kidding? I still wouldn't. But I know they're bullshittin' me when they say it's for food. That's what dumpaters are for. Plenty o' food there, but folks don't toss smokes 'n' booze.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:25 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Mustang wrote:Seems like they've always got money for beer 'n smokes.....
That's what they're collecting for, and if they're honest about it, I might consider givin' 'em a little spare change. Shit, who am I kidding? I still wouldn't. But I know they're bullshittin' me when they say it's for food. That's what dumpaters are for. Plenty o' food there, but folks don't toss smokes 'n' booze.

Back in my days of running messages, I used to see hard core homeless people picking ashtrays left and right. They would pick out all the old butts, buy some rolling paper and re-roll what tobacco was left in the butts into "brand new" smokes.

Nowdays, working out in the burbs, I can't help but think how some of those old inner city crackheads would kill to get ahold of our company's ashtrays.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:13 pm

your work place allows smoking ??

how'd that get past the smoking Nazis ??

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:13 pm

If I know I'll be in the city area where they congregate, I bring some coins with me. When they ask for spare change, I tell them, "Sure!! No problem, buddy!" From my pocket I pull some useless Canadian two-dollar pieces, a couple of multi-peso coins from Mexico, some oddball crap I have from Poland. They look at the stuff and give me the "WTF am I supposed to do with that shit?", attitude.
I tell them," You asked for spare change...you didn't say from which country." They hate it.