***** 10 Star Parlay of the Day *****

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I wouldn't be shocked in the least to see Auburn blow them out, but taking a two TD favorite, on the road under the lights, and on national TV, generally isn't a good idea.

[Dinsdale]

I think I need to start betting with JSC on some stuff.

Somehow, he has a road favorite and the word "parlay" listed as "10 star."


Funny stuff.


Anybody have a stat on home dogs covering on weeknight games? I'll guess it's pretty fat.


Oh, and there's a sports gambling forum on this site now-btw.

[Dinsdale]

Huh?


No dude...I want that lead-pipe-lock parlay you speak of.

Come on...you ran your semen-storage-bin, now back it up.


If it's a lock, then you shouldn't have a problem betting a sig on it...despite the 1-in-4 odds

You know, since it's "10 star" and all.

[Adelpiero]

TCU favored by 6 and Auburn favored by 14.

No upsets, both to remain undefeated tonight, both will beat the spread.

Book it.

this fucking tard just mushed anyone who bet those games(me)

[Dinsdale]

Come on...you ran your semen-storage-bin, now back it up.

Got awfully quiet in here after that, eh?

[M2]

Come on...you ran your semen-storage-bin, now back it up.

Got awfully quiet in here after that, eh?

Look what I found while being stranded here on the side of the Interestate in the fine state of Texas.

Yeah, yeah, Fairfield,Tx. ain't much to look at, but at least Dennison, Tx. is only 60 miles away... and they have the right size tire for the trailer I'm pulling.

Ah, looky here, the gentlemen from Dennison has arrived, and I should soon be on the m2 World Tour once again... headed to Houston.

Oh yeah, this is what I found

[Adelpiero]

TCU favored by 6 and Auburn favored by 14.

No upsets, both to remain undefeated tonight, both will beat the spread.

Book it.

this fucking jackoff could of stopped secratariat

[indyfrisco]

How'd that Auburn/SouthCarolina lock work out for you?

[Dinsdale]

How'd that Auburn/SouthCarolina lock work out for you?

About as well as boldly calling for sigbets...moments before a "meeting."

And probably about equally as well as using the words "parlay" and "lock" in the same sentence...while picking road favorites :verylargerolleyes:

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

So, let's see here...two posters within the past week, or so, have created whole new topics, consisting 100% of their stone cold, lead pipe locks.

And combined, these stone cold locks have gone 0-9.

JON 0-7
JSC 0-2

You can't script this stuff.

[PSUFAN]

Mr Rogers and a dog are both dead.

Coincidence?

[Dinsdale]

JON 0-7
JSC 0-2

You can't script this stuff.

Oddsmakers at the sportsbooks are going to start reading this board if this keeps up.

I'm not sure which is better -- actually being able to pull off an 0-7, or calling your shot with a "10 star parlay."


I'm thinking the phrase "10 star parlay" is about as useful and appropriate in conversation as the term "nice, soothing colonoscopy."


0-7 is pretty freaking impressive, though.

[PSUFAN]

I was waiting for the 800 #.

RACK the Oregon State Beaver.

[Dinsdale]

RACK the Oregon State Beaver.

They always seem to bring the wood at the cheerleading position. Of course, you can't see her enormous wad of Copenhagen in that pic, but rest assured, it comes with the cow-tipping OSU culture.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Ok, folks. We've got a day left. Who else is gonna call their shot?

I'd do it, but that wouldn't make for very good comedy since I'm pretty confident I have the ability to pick above 0%.

[Dinsdale]

Who else is gonna call their shot?

Portland State plays Montana tomorrow.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You know the rules. Start the thread.

[Dinsdale]

A "stone cold, lead pipe D3 locks" thread?

Could be a winner.


Anybody know a bookie that does parlays on NAIA schools?