44 today!!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:56 pm

Damn, I'm getting old!!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:37 pm

Have a good one, young 'un.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:22 pm

Happy bday, Reggie.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:30 pm

Think jess'll get laid before he's 44? He's gettin' a lot of run with vonage, it could happen.

happy bday you old fukk. I'm right behind you, 44 next march.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:22 pm

Happy 44 revolutions around the sun !!
October 1st is also MrsO's birthday--
hope your day was great too !!

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:45 pm

Happy birthday man! Just turned 30 myself a week ago

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:12 am

one piece of advice: the less chinese food you eat the more plesant, if possible, the colonics will be.

Jesus H. Christ · Post by **Jesus H. Christ** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:24 am

jtr wrote:one piece of advice: the less chinese food you eat the more plesant, if possible, the colonics will be.

What about pizza?

huh?

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:29 pm

Did someone say 'forty-four'?

Get some HighWater Plaid trousers, Hush-Puppie shoes, knit shirt with string tie and silver and turquois clip.
Rack the b-day

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:29 pm

I turned 30 in June and I noticed some grey hairs. This means I am not drinking enough.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:37 pm

A few weeks ago I stopped and had lunch at this place on the east side of Portland. When they give me the check I see that it is marked 10 % off. Hmmm...

I'm not one to argue discounts but as I walked out I saw a sign in the window that said, "Senior Citizen Discount 10 %. 60 and Over."

That fucking bitch.

Rip City

YD · Post by YD » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:09 pm

Luther wrote:
That fucking bitch.

so you were'nt at nick's then

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:28 pm

No, No I wasn't.

And my days at Nicks are probably gone for awhile as I go see my doc tomorrow. My last doc quit and moved to another state, so I grabbed this guy who's in the same office. After he gets done chewing me out and giving me handouts on diet and exercise and a flyer on Emerill's top carrot recipes, I'll be depressed. Going to Nicks, eating a double coney with cheese and an order of Mac salad, washed down with a few beers are probably not in my future.

Damn, unless my scale is broke I added 20 lbs to my six pack abs this summer alone.

Rip City

YD · Post by YD » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:56 pm

Luther wrote:EMerill's top carrot recipes

EM's Crock Pot Carrots?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:32 pm

I'm going to a wake tonight of a 45 year old man who died of a heart attack.

Suddenly middle age doesn't look all that "middle".

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:10 pm

Many Happy Returns..Belatedly.

only another 40 years and a million or so strafed villagers to go, and you will catch Ault up.