I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead&quo

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:59 pm

The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men. It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.

At the same time it's a simple story of someone coming of age and going through strange times in their lives. We've all have or will relate to this story in so many ways.

They are just beginning to film this, but based on the book and that Alan Ball, the creator of Six Feet Under and American Beauty, is involved I can already feel confident in saying this movie will be probably one of the most controversial movies in awhile.

I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:15 pm

Can I get one with non-stick pages?

-sin
Diego

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:37 pm

jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men. It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.

At the same time it's a simple story of someone coming of age and going through strange times in their lives. We've all have or will relate to this story in so many ways.

Good luck with that...but who in the hell can relate to that? Not too many 13 year old Muslim girls from Houston trolling these boards...that sounds like a disturbing story. To me, sexual predators and pedophiles are more offensive and disturbing than religious fanatics that want to kill us...especially those that live among us.

I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.

You can say that only because the movie sounds like it'll be very edgy. That seems to be the only thing that wins awards. Taboo and contraversial subjects seem to peak the interest of the Academy.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:34 pm

jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this.

Will you be first or second condom?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:11 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this.
Will you be first or second condom?

I was thinking stunt butt.

fix · Post by **fix** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:17 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this.
Will you be first or second condom?

Here's the first of what should be many...

RACK Bushice!!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:38 pm

jtr wrote:....story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences .......

....We've all have or will relate to this story in so many ways.

WE?!?!? WTF do you mean we?

Jess, you weren't having sexual experiences at twice that age.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:13 pm

i dont know what vonage is. what they sell. what their commercials are supposed to do./ but i will never , ever buy a vonage.

i hate vonage and the upcoming jct movie.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:07 pm

Rack Bushice

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:57 am

jtr wrote:I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this

Thanks, loser. What's new?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:17 am

jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men. It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.

With a bit of luck, Hollywood might get bombed and we'll never have to hear about shitty films like this again.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:29 am

jtr wrote:I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.

You just summed up in one sentence why most Americans think Hollywood sucks.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:04 am

jtr wrote: It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.

And it's called 'Towelhead'. For christ sake.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:14 am

What a shit name for a movie, that guarantees no one other than the art film crowd is going to see it.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:17 am

Cross Traffic wrote:What a shit name for a movie, that guarantees no one other than the art film crowd is going to see it.

Yeah, bit like the art crowd went in for that Michael Caine/Rorkes Drift film: 'Bloody WOGs'.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:33 am

I misrepresented it's plot

from the info page on it

"Plot Outline: A young Arab-American girl struggles with her sexual obsession, a bigoted Army reservist and her strict father during the Gulf War. Based on Alicia Erian's novel "Towelhead". "
the girl is not muslim. she is christian lebanese. and she only has what can truly be called a sexual experience with one adult man.

my bad,

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:05 am

That plot sounds absolutely fucking horrid.
Who's going to direct this POS... Roman Polanski?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:24 am

Sounds like a very bad tv movie of the week.

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:34 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:sexual predators and pedophiles are more offensive and disturbing than religious fanatics that want to kill us...
What about pedophillia fanatics that want to kill us?

May all your troubles be little ones.

1smoothG · Post by **1smoothG** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:26 pm

jtr wrote:I misrepresented it's plot

yeah, you failed to mention where the pathetic obese a-little-more-than-midly retarded virgin is needed to be lingering in the background slightly out of focus for 3.7 seconds.

A CGI version of you wouldn't need to eat all fucking day.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:08 pm

Y2K wrote:Rack Bushice

Bullshit.

RACK! bbqjones

AJ · Post by AJ » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:16 pm

A 1smoothG sighting? In a thread that doesn't involve dead people?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:22 pm

Jess, just because you relate to having sex with two adult men at age 13, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

1smoothG · Post by **1smoothG** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:48 pm

I'd have been here sooner but the small plane I was in hit a bird or something over Brazil. Totally scratched the paint and everything. I felt horrible for the guy.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:31 pm

1smoothG wrote:
A CGI version of you wouldn't need to eat all fucking day.

Oh hells yeah.

RACK.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:43 pm

jtr wrote:I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.

que kettle drum roll........

.....and the academy award for best supporting pissmop goes to.....jess hymen!!!!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:26 am

jtr wrote:I misrepresented it's plot

from the info page on it

"Plot Outline: A young Arab-American girl struggles with her sexual obsession, a peacenik and her bigoted father during the Gulf War. Based on the TV series "Allah in the Family"
the girl is not muslim. she is christian lebanese. and she only has what can truly be called a sexual experience with one adult man.

my bad,

A script excerpt:

Edth: AacHMED!!!
Aachmed: What does thou want, dingbat?
Edth: Rav is going to the store. Do you want anything?
Achmed: Towelhead is going to the store? Tell him to buy himself a brain. (canned laughter)
Jtr:(Off Camera) aaaaahh-eeeeeee!!!!
Aachmed: What is that Hassan-ben-Jew boy doing now?
Edth: Practicing his lines, Aachmed.
(More Canned Laughter)

Boy the way Al queda bombs
Little children, pregnant moms
Lopping Domes off guys named Tom
Those were the days

And the rubble you saw then
Dismembered children and masked men
Mister they could use a man like Al Zarqawi again.

Targeting another mosque
Use a truck bomb - total loss
Lets show them who is the boss
Those were the daaaays

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:01 am

rack Mr. Bushice

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:56 am

RACK Bushice.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:13 pm

Nice towelhead on jtr. BWAHAHAHA....give Bushy another rack.

Rip City

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:47 pm

Throw another rack on the pile for Bushice.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:22 am

Bravo Bushice!

T1B

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