Rack Jeff Gordon
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Rack Jeff Gordon
I love watching the Gordon haytas knash their teeth. And after this Daytona win, Gordon becomes the #3 winningest driver of the moden era with 70 wins. We all know that within the next 5 years, Jeff Gordon will become the winningest driver in the modern era of NASCAR. It will only be a matter of time before Jeff Gordon is called the greatest driver in NASCAR history.
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Agree with all.
He also wil someday pass Big E for the record Cup Championships. Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!!
I think that means you all will see one pissed driver this season. Maybe NASCAR will think up some more tweaks to handicap the best driver in the last decade, huh?
Also, MAJOR props to one Kurt Busch. He gave Jeff all the help he needed. I'm sure Jeff will return that favore someday soon.
It's funny, during the lean years for Gordon, a few years back, he would have not had ANYbody jump out there on his bumper, to at least keep him there where he fought so hard to be. If Jeff gets any type of help like Busch gave him, he'll run away from the field.
Just imagine, being so damn good, that NOone wants to help you one lick! And they like to BOO your ass, and talk crap on the microphones, about you winning "too much", those years ago. Imagine, being ripped for winning too much!
The guy is so far ahead of the others, it's scary.
With help from behind like he had today, he'll be retiring before he's 40. Records galore.
He also wil someday pass Big E for the record Cup Championships. Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!!
I think that means you all will see one pissed driver this season. Maybe NASCAR will think up some more tweaks to handicap the best driver in the last decade, huh?
Also, MAJOR props to one Kurt Busch. He gave Jeff all the help he needed. I'm sure Jeff will return that favore someday soon.
It's funny, during the lean years for Gordon, a few years back, he would have not had ANYbody jump out there on his bumper, to at least keep him there where he fought so hard to be. If Jeff gets any type of help like Busch gave him, he'll run away from the field.
Just imagine, being so damn good, that NOone wants to help you one lick! And they like to BOO your ass, and talk crap on the microphones, about you winning "too much", those years ago. Imagine, being ripped for winning too much!
The guy is so far ahead of the others, it's scary.
With help from behind like he had today, he'll be retiring before he's 40. Records galore.
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What the fuck are babbling about, Babs?MSUFAN wrote:Agree with all.
He also wil someday pass Big E for the record Cup Championships. Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!!
Maybe NASCAR will think up some more tweaks to handicap the best driver in the last decade, huh?
The driver whose dick you suck just won the Daytona 500 and you come in here whining about how NASCAR is somehow trying to handicap him?
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Bottom line if Jr. Doesn't get greedy, Gordon goes to 10th and Stewart wins that race in a walk
Everybody with half a mind and understands what happens when it comes to the physics of restrictor plate racing knows, Gordon was done if little E stays behind stewart...
Fucking wanna be Nascar morons
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gordon fans seriously are the most uneducated nascar fans on the planet (next to Micheal Andretti fans of course) :roll:
Everybody with half a mind and understands what happens when it comes to the physics of restrictor plate racing knows, Gordon was done if little E stays behind stewart...
Fucking wanna be Nascar morons
:roll:
gordon fans seriously are the most uneducated nascar fans on the planet (next to Micheal Andretti fans of course) :roll:
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And if your grandma had a dick, she'd be your grandpa.Harsh wrote:Bottom line if Jr. Doesn't get greedy, Gordon goes to 10th and Stewart wins that race in a walk
Everybody with half a mind and understands what happens when it comes to the physics of restrictor plate racing knows, Gordon was done if little E stays behind stewart...
Fucking wanna be Nascar morons
:roll:
gordon fans seriously are the most uneducated nascar fans on the planet (next to Micheal Andretti fans of course) :roll:
i'm not gordon fan, but who gives a fuck? he won.
Will it say on his daytona trophy: 2004 Winners Jeff Gordon *
* He would of finished 10th if not for DEJr?
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So Gordon took a car that had no business winning the race into victory lane? What? Should we be dissing Gordon for taking advantage of the oportunities that were presented him? The fact remains that Jeff Gordon is this generation's best driver bar none.Harsh wrote:Bottom line if Jr. Doesn't get greedy, Gordon goes to 10th and Stewart wins that race in a walk Everybody with half a mind and understands what happens when it comes to the physics of restrictor plate racing knows, Gordon was done if little E stays behind stewart... Fucking wanna be Nascar morons :roll:
gordon fans seriously are the most uneducated nascar fans on the planet (next to Micheal Andretti fans of course) :roll:
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Bar none?BSmack wrote:Harsh wrote: The fact remains that Jeff Gordon is this generation's best driver bar none.
Gordon has 4 cup titles...I will give him that. Tony Stewart has 1 cup title, a USAC Tripple Crown (One of two in history to win that one...in fact they created the thing when Mr. Stewart won it.), and an IRL championship. I think the TV crew put it best today when they said: "Tony Stewart is the modern day A.J. Foyt and the best driver of this generation".
I am not knocking the skills of Gordon, but if I am a car owner, I take Tony Stewart 9 times out of 10.
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Would you be happier if I said "best NASCAR driver". Besides, isn't an IRL title like half a title to begin with?MRCTM wrote:BSmack wrote:Bar none?Harsh wrote: The fact remains that Jeff Gordon is this generation's best driver bar none.
Gordon has 4 cup titles...I will give him that. Tony Stewart has 1 cup title, a USAC Tripple Crown (One of two in history to win that one...in fact they created the thing when Mr. Stewart won it.), and an IRL championship. I think the TV crew put it best today when they said: "Tony Stewart is the modern day A.J. Foyt and the best driver of this generation".
I am not knocking the skills of Gordon, but if I am a car owner, I take Tony Stewart 9 times out of 10.
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Awesome race. Glad the #8 didn't win. The crowd erupted when he took the lead, but it was great when Gordon passed him later on. These two #8 fans sitting below me were about ready to kill themselves when Gordon took the lead.
The wreck toward the end where Andretti hit Skinner happened right in front of my seats. That hit was freaking loud.
Rack #97 for a good showing.
The wreck toward the end where Andretti hit Skinner happened right in front of my seats. That hit was freaking loud.
Rack #97 for a good showing.
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Wrong. Oh hell mutha fuckin no he wouldn't and here is why.MSUFAN wrote: Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!!
JJ had a commanding lead a few races before the Chase and he did a little experimenting here and a little experimenting there. If the Chase did not exist than he would have sat back on his 200 point lead and been consistent like he was all season, and coasted to his first championship. I don't know if you watch Nascar or not, but I suggest really thinking hard before typing.
Wags and Paul are right, you are one dumb mutha fucka.
I hate RACKing a fucking Cowboy fan...butDallasFanatic wrote:Wrong. Oh hell mutha fuckin no he wouldn't and here is why.MSUFAN wrote: Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!!
JJ had a commanding lead a few races before the Chase and he did a little experimenting here and a little experimenting there. If the Chase did not exist than he would have sat back on his 200 point lead and been consistent like he was all season, and coasted to his first championship. I don't know if you watch Nascar or not, but I suggest really thinking hard before typing.
Wags and Paul are right, you are one dumb mutha fucka.
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Oh, bullShit. God damn, anyway. What the Fuck are you talkin about?!DallasFanatic wrote:Wrong. Oh hell mutha fuckin no he wouldn't and here is why.MSUFAN wrote: Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!!
JJ had a commanding lead a few races before the Chase and he did a little experimenting here and a little experimenting there. If the Chase did not exist than he would have sat back on his 200 point lead and been consistent like he was all season, and coasted to his first championship. I don't know if you watch Nascar or not, but I suggest really thinking hard before typing.
Wags and Paul are right, you are one dumb mutha fucka.
Like he and his team were all; "Yeah, JJ; you won enough. There's stil;l 12 oh,,,,, 13 races left. Lets start fucking around with your car. I know, lets fucking try Cooper tires! Or how bout we see if we can close that restrictor even more, and see if you can still win. We don't need to win no more, lets just Fuck off for a while!"
Yeah, you asswipe. Right.
FACT --- Gordon wins Cup #5 if old scoring system was still in place.
#6 well on the way THIS November! Dipshit. JJ and his crew and owner did NOTHING extraordinary to his ride, and you fucking know it. The Gordon haytahs love to make up shit, just to relieve their stress about how DOMINATING the cat is, and WAS, and WILL BE the next 10+ seasons!
Dumbass.
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Yep.Atomic Punk wrote:Jamie McMurray has made enemies with DEI.
This forum isn't even fun with a shit troll like EA fucking it up. Why have mods?
My pics are in at least.
Babs needs to be excluded from here.
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Link?Atomic Punk wrote:Jamie McMurray has made enemies with DEI.
What trev said, and he makes for good target practice.This forum isn't even fun with a shit troll like EA fucking it up. Why have mods?
That said, I've outright deleted at least half a dozen of his shittiest posts w/o comment. As for banning, as long as he's not violating board rules, not much we can do there, other than laugh.
But I'll be damned if I'll stand idly by and let him turn this into Trots II.
It's a fine line we walk.
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No real link. I listened to Michael Waltrip mention on two different occasions that he didn't have any friends when they were talking about McMurray going side to side between he and Jeff.War Wagon wrote:Link?Atomic Punk wrote:Jamie McMurray has made enemies with DEI.
One was after the race and the other was on the TV show.
Good enough. The shit troll can stay.