
When switching allegiances is a good thing
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- MuchoBulls
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Just pointing out the obvious.
Back in Austin My old dept covered the helpdesk for my company, believe me most of those guys ain't had snatch since snatch had them.
tig bitties and half naked at a football game is all they got.
Back in Austin My old dept covered the helpdesk for my company, believe me most of those guys ain't had snatch since snatch had them.
tig bitties and half naked at a football game is all they got.
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I'd post the PM's, but I don't roll that way.Vito Corleone wrote:So how sure are youKillian wrote:I'm sure the same 85 dicks get a bit tiresome.MuchoBulls wrote:and was surprised that she was back at another game.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
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Do I know it in the biblical sense? No. Did I know 15-20 girls that acted and dressed exactly like Jen Sterger at a major State-U? Yes. And without exception, they all liked the cock. Often it was freshman year where they filled out most of their slut resume, and well before they discoverd the baseball or hockey team and realized that it would get around in much smaller circles if they were passed around those teams as opposed to the football squad.
Very attractive women are usually very insecure.
Very attractive women are usually very insecure.
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A few notes...
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As for the topic of the thread, I don't care how cool she is, and I don't know how (allegedly) knowledgable about football she is... she's an attention-monger, and most guys are dumb enough to spoon-feed it to her.
...but, on the "guy" side of it, I wouldn't care how many pipes have laid her either. The Bloodhousd Gang said it best...
the_ouskull
There's a joke about a gold medal and the Special Olympics in there somewhere, but enough posters are married and their wives may read the boards, so I won't make it change its avat... I mean, I won't make the joke. :Dand actually knows more football than the avg girl
Crown, how long have you been in the fuckin' country?I mean she has had some few dicks, just not a lot.
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As for the topic of the thread, I don't care how cool she is, and I don't know how (allegedly) knowledgable about football she is... she's an attention-monger, and most guys are dumb enough to spoon-feed it to her.
...but, on the "guy" side of it, I wouldn't care how many pipes have laid her either. The Bloodhousd Gang said it best...
If she's going to present herself as only being good for one thing, is it our fault for only wanting one thing from her? (Well, two if "don't ever talk" counts.)You've had a lot of dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
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Congrats, Wags. Good win.
Big time.peter dragon wrote:fag!Cicero wrote:From what I have heard, she is very nice and actually knows more football than the avg girl, I just wish she didnt dress as slutty.
A college coed?? A good looking southern college coed???
There is no such thing as dressing too slutty.
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Well, there's another difference between you and Dins you can hang your hat on.MuchoBulls wrote:I was in no way trying to have any "chance" with her.
Given the opportunity to chat up a nationally recognized hottie, I will take it 100 times out of 100.
Will I score?
Not freaking likely(stranger things have happened).
Will I have a most epic tale to tell of a drunken flame-out for the ages, that possibly ends with the punch-line "yeah, well your fake hooters look like shit anyway. TAKE THAT, BITCH" ?
Ohhhhh, yeahhhh.
Because that is how I roll.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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No wonder that everyone here thinks you're an idiot.Cicero wrote:I cant stand her. Last year it was ok, but she looks like a slut and most people I know that arent FSU fans think she gives us a bad name. I just dont know why she has to by small shirts. She is cute girl as is, and people could tell if she had a boob job w/ even a normal shirt.
She might be the most worthless bitch on the planet, but I'd hire her and keep her on the payroll just to see what she wore to work the next day.
It'd give me incentive to go to work.
A bad name??she looks like a slut and most people I know that arent FSU fans think she gives us a bad name.
Dude, FSU is known for precisely four things:
-Burt Reynolds
-Bobby Bowelmovement
-Charlie Ward
-Hottie, slutty party favor coeds, as exemplified by "The Cowgirls"
Of those three, the last one is the only thing(s) keeping you from ending up on the cutting room floor whenever TNT runs a "Hee Haw" marathon...
Last edited by Van on Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:23 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Show me your dicks. - trev
Cicero, I have a long commute to work. So, rather than let my mind turn to tapioca by listening to AM Talk Radio or early Ronnie James Dio demos I use my time a bit more wisely by listening to educational tapes put together for me by pals Dins and Mgo.
You simply haven't lived until you've heard a Dinsian reading of The Brothers Karamazov and to hear Mgo's dark chocolate Wellsian baritone burrowing through my fuggen brain, soul and my crotch with his incredibly erudite synopsis of the existential oeuvre wafting like a really wafting kinda thing in and out of "The Unbearable Lightness Of Being", well, fuck me in the eye socket but yup, that's some straight up spank material...
My brain gets a boner, every...damn...day.
You simply haven't lived until you've heard a Dinsian reading of The Brothers Karamazov and to hear Mgo's dark chocolate Wellsian baritone burrowing through my fuggen brain, soul and my crotch with his incredibly erudite synopsis of the existential oeuvre wafting like a really wafting kinda thing in and out of "The Unbearable Lightness Of Being", well, fuck me in the eye socket but yup, that's some straight up spank material...
My brain gets a boner, every...damn...day.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Show me your dicks. - trev
Arriving soon in your mailbox should be my latest installment for your drivetime edification, a particularly inspired reading of Of Mice And Men.
I was thrilled when Cicero agreed to come be the guest reader of the lines of a certain character.
And I'll say without reservation -- homeboy NAILED it. It's like...he had a natural talent for it, or something.
For this, I must RACK LennieRoyal25.
I was thrilled when Cicero agreed to come be the guest reader of the lines of a certain character.
And I'll say without reservation -- homeboy NAILED it. It's like...he had a natural talent for it, or something.
For this, I must RACK LennieRoyal25.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Back on the topic at hand, I don't care how many guys fucked her, I would have in a heart beat in college.
And there's probably one infrequent poster here who would probably suck her boyfriends dick just to taste her pussy.
You Ass!!!
And there's probably one infrequent poster here who would probably suck her boyfriends dick just to taste her pussy.
You Ass!!!
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Van wrote:A bad name??she looks like a slut and most people I know that arent FSU fans think she gives us a bad name.
Dude, FSU is known for precisely four things:
-Burt Reynolds
-Bobby Bowlmovement
-Charlie Ward
-Hottie, slutty party favor coeds, as exemplified by "The Cowgirls"
Of those three, the last one is the only thing(s) keeping you from ending up on the cutting room floor whenever TNT runs a "Hee Haw" marathon...
You forgot dicount clothing purchases, getting out coached in National championship games and dual school alliances posters on message boards.
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Must be a FSU fan thing.
Shit...help me out...what was that one dude's name who used to post on the CFB board at SC3? You know, really freaking abnoxious FSU fan, really dumb(yes, I realize that's somewhat redundant).
I just remember dude got smacked, on either the CFB board, or the main forum, and called some poster out to meet him at some elementary school playground. Dude was in Florida(as might have been the person he called out for a brawl), and demanded the guy meet him at high noon that day, to settle their differences...catch was, it was about 1:00EST at the time.
Can't remember the clown's name to save my life, but that was some all-time funny stuff. I think Webdog ended up hitting the "Ban" button quicker than the guy could type in proxy adresses.
Shit...help me out...what was that one dude's name who used to post on the CFB board at SC3? You know, really freaking abnoxious FSU fan, really dumb(yes, I realize that's somewhat redundant).
I just remember dude got smacked, on either the CFB board, or the main forum, and called some poster out to meet him at some elementary school playground. Dude was in Florida(as might have been the person he called out for a brawl), and demanded the guy meet him at high noon that day, to settle their differences...catch was, it was about 1:00EST at the time.
Can't remember the clown's name to save my life, but that was some all-time funny stuff. I think Webdog ended up hitting the "Ban" button quicker than the guy could type in proxy adresses.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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"mmet me at high noon behind the elementary school, you pussy!"
OK, I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that.
It was the same guy who threatened to beat everyone up, but came to SC3 to rally support from his "friends" when he got banned at other boards.
That fool was a classic.
OK, I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that.
It was the same guy who threatened to beat everyone up, but came to SC3 to rally support from his "friends" when he got banned at other boards.
That fool was a classic.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one