Oh, the memories

canibus · Post by **canibus** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:12 pm

Dear National Advertising Association,

I would like to submit a false advertising claim. You see it all started with my insatiable lust for the rather large man-venom spewing Alabama Tree Snake of one or twenty black men. After frequent nights were I was ridden by all of them more than the Space Mountain ride at Disney land, I began to chaff and my man-tunnel swell like the forehead of Hasim Rahman. It was then that I realized I needed to seek a "less hung" counter-part. Since my anal walls were swell together so much, even if "whitey" was hung like a Tic I would be pleasured. Well I happened in to Carl's Jr. and I my pooper puckered. Could Carl's Jr by my man? Well after slipping the ol' guy a few Roofies I jumped his bones like the "Girls" from Shashank Redemption. Dude is not so "Jr" if you know what I mean ;) but like a car with no brakes, I couldn't stop. "Soul Man" (what I call Mr. Jr. now) was hung like motha lovin' Jack Steed. You think that is funny? Well tell it to my arse. I expect you to go all the way with this.

Sincerely,

Jimmameatyloins

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:13 pm

*yawn*

Try again, Canipussy.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:26 pm

Vic always makes me laugh when he calls him "Coonibus"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:51 pm

I can see you've got a lot of catching up to do.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:56 pm

Do I need to clean my glasses or is there something wrong with the fonts.

What is that, Old Style Bookman Serif with Extra Blur?

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:20 am

Uncle Fester wrote:Do I need to clean my glasses or is there something wrong with the fonts.

What is that, Old Style Bookman Serif with Extra Blur?

I needs me some Tahoma.....

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:09 am

Dear Federal Express,

UNRACK YOU for your slogan "Absolutely, positively overnight". I coined that phrase ten years ago after banging this San Diego gutter skank in the back of an '82 Hyundai Excel, and now you're trying to gank it.

After blasting axle grease all over that under-chassis, I got the fuck outta there like Shawn Kemp from daycare. Next day, my eraser nub is looking like a maraschino cherry with peppercorn sauce. All this in less than 24 hours.

I roll to the doc and he asks me bout this ish. I says to him "It absolutely, positively happened overnight". He laughed and said I was ran. Oh and I married the bitch and we opened a clinic.

Sin,
canifaggot

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:08 pm

Cuda wrote:Vic always makes me laugh when he calls him "Coonibus"

If the shackle, er shoe fits, then wear it.

And, I also call him coon-yah-boss from time to time.