So I took my family to the pumpkin patch.

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Looks like a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.


Oh wait...you meant the green one?

Not sure.
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BTW -- is that Russ bumping around in the wannabe gangsta gear on the right?


It takes a special kind of someone to be sporting their whiteboy gangsta getup to the pumpkin patch.
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Is that you R-Jack? :o
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Dinsdale wrote:BTW -- is that Russ bumping around in the wannabe gangsta gear on the right?


It takes a special kind of someone to be sporting their whiteboy gangsta getup to the pumpkin patch.
Whose right, ours, or R-Jack's?
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Just please tell us you purchased that thing, RJack?

Get the OL all liquored up, and keister the bitch with it. Get her all horned up, get her laid out nekked, and start screaming some really nasty, hateful shit like...

"You know you want this...this...THING up your ass, YOU GOURD LOVING WHORE!!!!!!!!!"


You know....just to add a little spice in the bedroom.
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R-Jack wrote:
It's Vacaville. Next

I've been to Vacaville...say no more. Agrigangstas are scary.
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Dinsdale wrote:Just please tell us you purchased that thing, RJack?

Get the OL all liquored up, and keister the bitch with it. Get her all horned up, get her laid out nekked, and start screaming some really nasty, hateful shit like...

"You know you want this...this...THING up your ass, YOU GOURD LOVING WHORE!!!!!!!!!"


You know....just to add a little spice in the bedroom.
And, of course, don't forget to post pics
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That pic is begging to be wytched. :P
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I think that pic is the new glass dick.
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R-Jack wrote: Image
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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
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Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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R-Jack wrote:I just had one question

What kind of pumpkin is this?


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Put on a SPEEDO and jam that thing in there before your next beach visit. Just remember to wear it in the FRONT this time! :lol:
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It's a birdhouse gourd.

Dry it, drill about a 1 inch hole near the bottom, shake out the innards and hang it from a tree.

Or if you're M2, you hang some galvanized pipes off the bottom and charge $60.00 for it at a craft fair.
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R-Jack wrote:The Nut Tree.
Is there a subsidiary here in St. Louis?

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R-Jack wrote:The Nut Tree.
Isn't that right on the side of I-80?

I've driven by that place a bunch of times, and never once had the urge to stop.

Props on falling for your local tourist trap that even out-of-staters won't go to.
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Dinsdale wrote:Looks like a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.


Oh wait...you meant the green one?

Not sure.
Rack! That has me giggling like a stoned high school kid for some reason.

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: That has me giggling like a stoned high school kid for some reason.

Speaking of which, that gourd looks like it would make a good bong.
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R-Jack wrote:$275 for ten kids. Fuck that.
How much for just a couple?

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Did the cow enjoy the help you gave her over the fence?

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Re: So I took my family to the pumpkin patch.

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R-Jack wrote:I just had one question

What kind of pumpkin is this?


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That definately falls into the 'Treat' category.

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