went to my 10 yr HS reunion on Saturday

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:39 pm

Invictus wrote: http://www.takeourpicture.com/cgi-bin/c ... bum_event=

Picture 1.

Holy doppleganger. Dude sussed around Toledo, Pittsburgh and it seems, parts of the West Coast.

That guy is at least 24" too short and 200 lbs too light to pass for Dennard

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:17 pm

I disagree Cudes. Dude is certainly dark and shiny enough and his physique tells me that he hasn't EVER lifted a weight in his life, much like Denn's did in that prom photo. And, he has conspicuously hidden his hands from the camera so we can't tell if they are the freakishly large catcher's mitts his pappy had.

I'm not fooled by the lack of height and weight. This cold be the runt of Denn's kids.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:32 pm

No-no, that's Jess Dorfman, Kent's kid.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:11 pm

Only one kneegroe in the pics. Sounds like a great school

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:36 pm

Ace wrote:Only one kneegroe in the pics. Sounds like a great school

Looks to me like a bunch of retards. You should fit right in. You’re a third-year sophomore, right?

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:36 pm

Ace wrote:Only one kneegroe in the pics. Sounds like a great school

Fascinating.

You were able to ascertain that jtr's school "sounds" like a great one by LOOKING at a picture. And yet, kneegrows, in your mind, are the stupid ones eh?

Way to kick yourself in the nuts and ass.

You are now pwned by n. iggers! How does it feel?

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:45 pm

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:46 pm

Hi guys!

You guys see the new Vonnage commercial?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:53 pm

jtr wrote:here are a couple pictures, be gentle.

Jess, who else brought and wore a Photo ID??

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:10 pm

Eaglebauer wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

^^^^^^exactly what I was wanting to know.

It's called 'Jesse Heiman'.

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:13 pm

jtr wrote:

That chick looks like a trannie.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:28 pm

Eaglebauer wrote:
jtr wrote:
That chick looks like a trannie.

Nah, it's just jess. I thought for a second it was Pat, too.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:47 pm

I didn't realize that the late Steve Irwin had launched
a line of formalwear prior to his tragic death.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:50 pm

Hey Jess, Peter Falk wants his raincoat back.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:01 pm

dude, you could've at least worn a fucking belt!

and did you sleep in those clothes the night prior?

wtf?!!!!!

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:08 pm

I think Jess' suit is from the J. Peterman "Safari" line:

Electricity enters the room.

The breezy cotton twill gives the hunter the natural, unmanufactured
ritziness and effortless grace of the lion, ambling along
through limitless fields of high rippling grass.

An animal on modified alert. Like a weightless antelope
that can go anywhere its thoughts take it.

Or like a great cat devouring the soft underbelly
of the wildebeast, the simplest of things are always the best.

This is one of them.

Simple, classic cotton dresswear for men or lesbian women.

Be it lounging with a martini or escaping a charging rhino,
the reverse-pleated pockets, button flaps, and ventilated
pants call out to the women of the village to prepare
the evening feast and dance around the totem rod.

A beauty.

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.
Price: $295.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:13 pm

"Safari...So Goodie"

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:37 pm

twitlover wrote:dude, you could've at least worn a fucking belt!

and did you sleep in those clothes the night prior?

wtf?!!!!!

Are you a KFC Paul 3.0 troll?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:47 pm

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THE VONAGE GUY

The story of rejection, the hushed laughter, and a Vonage man possessed for pussy. At first he just followed. Later, he began to covet, to cherish, to well, to be a pain in any parties ass. He was the Vonage guy who refused to stop ringing. The story begins at childhood, where Jess is a young lil' plumper trying out for alter boy. Progressing to those late afternoon visits to the Goodwill store and his limited selection of clothes. The always tight pants, the constant requests from his friends to re-enact the "Fat guy in a little coat" routine. The reunion party and the apartment door left unlocked.

Will Vonage boy open it?

OPENS NOVEMBER 1ST.[/align]

Rip City

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:08 pm

Bwahahahahaha, Luther!

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:15 pm

Roach wrote:real nice party and celebration Jess.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:02 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:I think Jess' suit is from the J. Peterman "Safari" line:

RACK!!

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:50 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:I didn't realize that the late Steve Irwin had launched
a line of formalwear prior to his tragic death.

To be fair, Jess seems appropriately kasual, considering how the other attendees are dressed - he seems to have put more care into his look than they did. Plus, I'd bet it's hard to look natty when you are overweight and pear-shaped -- not exactly a clothes-hanger physique.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:00 pm

jtr wrote:

Nobody has wytched a wet spot on the front of Jess' pants yet?

*ut*sp**y was right- Smack is DEAD

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:24 pm

The chick in that last pic is clearly the one that would have snuck out to the parking lot without hesitation if you whisperd "so...wanna go burn one?"*

Another opportunity wasted by Jess.

* -- possibly the most successful pick-up line in Dinsdalian history.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:02 pm

btw the photo id name tag is what everyone was wearing, it was our senior yearbook pictures.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:05 pm

jtr wrote:btw the photo id name tag is what everyone was wearing

Don't know if you checked out those pics you linked us up with Jess, but if by "everyone," you really meant "just me," then sure.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:47 pm

In all fairness to Jess, if you check out the link he provided many of the people had those picture ID thingies on, including two of the three blondes pictured above. Not sure why they don’t show up in the pictures posted here. I’m guessing that the guy who has the hand-written “Hello My Name Is” tag would be a spouse of an alumnus.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:54 pm

jtr wrote:btw the photo id name tag is what everyone was wearing, it was our senior yearbook pictures.

I guess the dude in the last pic didn't have a yearbook picture then?

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:57 pm

I like the shirt that chick is wearing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:07 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
jtr wrote:btw the photo id name tag is what everyone was wearing, it was our senior yearbook pictures.
I guess the dude in the last pic didn't have a yearbook picture then?

Goober McTuber, in the post inmmediately preceding wrote:I’m guessing that the guy who has the hand-written “Hello My Name Is” tag would be a spouse of an alumnus.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:57 pm

And he looks like he's having the time of his life.

adam-$300 · Post by **adam-$300** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:59 pm

and here is what JTR bagged that night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRLGRLNeSuM

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:34 pm

adam-$300 wrote:and here is what JTR bagged that night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRLGRLNeSuM

You gonna glass dick every thread on page one?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:13 am

added bonus halloween party pic

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:51 am

jtr wrote:here are a couple pictures, be gentle.

that chick in the middle hasnt aged well at all.

Donovan · Post by **Donovan** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:58 pm

Love the costume, Jess. A chick magnet? Looks like it works.

Ucant#-463,721 · Post by **Ucant#-463,721** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:32 pm

Donovan wrote:A chick magnet? Looks like it works.

I disagree. I know how a magnet works.

Total loser with hot chick would... work. That picture is total bullshit. They should be repelling each other.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:52 pm

FATALFART wrote:
jtr wrote:here are a couple pictures, be gentle.

that chick in the middle hasnt aged well at all.

she was diagnossed with MS 4 yrs ago. :(

Ucant#-463,721 · Post by **Ucant#-463,721** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:03 pm

jtr wrote:she was diagnossed with MS 4 yrs ago.

Couple of things. Number one, I think the dude was talking about "the chick second from the left"... our left. Number two, what the fuck is your excuse?

T1B

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