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Cicero wrote:
Felix wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Homosexuals are, by definition, fucked up sexual deviants who should not ever under any circumstances be raising children.
according to who.......
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Are you fucking retarted?
retarted? :lol:

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Look, I'm the same way, it absolutely disgusts me to think of 2 men. But I'm also disgusted at the thought of an obese heterosexual couple going at it; however, in both instances, I support them being able to be married, if that is what they want to do.
ditto........
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Careful Felix...if Sissy gets mad, he might run rough shot all over your ass.


That was after an edit, no less
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Dinsdale wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote: Clearly, straight people abuse the system in all kinds of ways. You would be crazy to argue that the faggots, on a percentage basis, would do it less.

Great argument -- "the system is quite open to abuse, so we should make it equal-opportunity, so all people, of every orientation, should be able to abuse it, too."


Brilliant.
Not what I said Dinsy. Go back and re-read it. Letting dong jockeys get married creates more exposure to the system then we already have.
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I though I has a Dins-sandwich all worked out here recently, but in true Dinsdalian style, I fucked it up.


OK...what were we talking about?
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Dinsdale wrote: That was after an edit, no less
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Jimmy Medalions wrote: Not what I said Dinsy.

My bad. I was attempting to agree with you, but didn't make that very clear. That was kinda directed at BSmack.


I was commenting on the "everyone's doing it" angle.
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Not what I said Dinsy. Go back and re-read it. Letting dong jockeys get married creates more exposure to the system then we already have.
let me ask you something here jimmy......which do you think is/would be a bigger economic drain on our system, homosexual couples being afforded all the benefits of a married couple, or illegal immigrants siphoning off our health care dollars......
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Felix wrote:which do you think is/would be a bigger economic drain on our system, homosexual couples being afforded all the benefits of a married couple, or illegal immigrants siphoning off our health care dollars......

It's an either/or proposition?

And you're attacking other people's logic?
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mvscal wrote:
According to anybody who does not want fucked up sexual deviants rasing children which is the vast and overwhelming majority of people in this country.
first you said that sex had nothing to do with things, now thats all you can talk about......sex is simply one part of a relationship, not the whole thing.....

btw, if you perform oral sex on your wife there are lots and lots of people that would consider you a deviant........

ironic isn't it........
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Dinsdale wrote:Careful Felix...if Sissy gets mad, he might run rough shot all over your ass.


That was after an edit, no less

You got me on that one.


Yes Felix, you are fucking retarded if you don't see a problem w/ cock gobbling faggots raising children. They turn out to be pussy peices of shit like you.
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Cicero wrote:You got me on that one.

I believe the appropriate response is

"Nice Kick!"
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Is it just me or would you rather have a homo babysitting your kid than, mvscal, who quite clearly has got the emotional constrain of someone like this:

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Yes Felix, you are fucking retarded if you don't see a problem w/ cock gobbling faggots raising children. They turn out to be pussy peices of shit like you.
what's next.....you gonna tell me I'm a doo doo head.......

I hope you won't take this the wrong way bud but you're a fucking waste of space .......
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mvscal wrote: And gay sex is just one part of a dysfunctional relationship and there is simply no good reason to go out of our way to expose children to such perversity.
nice try numbnuts......

that bait and switch might work on some of the mooks, but it doesn't on me.......
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Jimmy Medalions wrote:Clearly, straight people abuse the system in all kinds of ways. You would be crazy to argue that the faggots, on a percentage basis, would do it less.
Then I'm sure it would be no problem for you to provide some data to back up your claim?
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Looks like the pioneers of gay marriage couldn't make it work either....

Gays do it better

Gay Marriage sure has helped things overseas.....

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Neely8 wrote:Looks like the pioneers of gay marriage couldn't make it work either....

Gays do it better
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston plit up too. What's yer point?
Gay Marriage sure has helped things overseas.....

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And yet in Iran, gay marriage is illegal. Where would you rather live?
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Felix wrote:let me ask you something here jimmy......which do you think is/would be a bigger economic drain on our system, homosexual couples being afforded all the benefits of a married couple, or illegal immigrants siphoning off our health care dollars......
How is this even fucking relevant to the discussion at hand? Let me answer that for you: you're getting your ass kicked in this thread and are now trying to deflect it to another issue.

Listen dumbfuck. Neither issue is a plus for the economy and, believe it or not dumbfuck, there is no trade-off between the two.

Get back to us when illegal immigration and mudhole marriage are, in any way, related.
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BSmack wrote:
Neely8 wrote:Looks like the pioneers of gay marriage couldn't make it work either....

Gays do it better
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston plit up too. What's yer point?
Gay Marriage sure has helped things overseas.....

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And yet in Iran, gay marriage is illegal. Where would you rather live?

Well at least Iran got something right......
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A majority of children in Sweden and Norway are born out of wedlock. Sixty percent of first-born children in Denmark have unmarried parents. Not coincidentally, these countries have had something close to full gay marriage for a decade or more. Same-sex marriage has locked in and reinforced an existing Scandinavian trend toward the separation of marriage and parenthood. The Nordic family pattern--including gay marriage--is spreading across Europe. And by looking closely at it we can answer the key empirical question underlying the gay marriage debate. Will same-sex marriage undermine the institution of marriage? It already has.
nice logic there.......

kids are being born out of wedlock to heterosexual parents because of gay marriage?!?!?!?!?!

that's equivalent to saying that Smith and Wesson is responsible for all gun deaths in this country because they produce firearms.........

giant leaps of logic and all.......
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Jimmy Medalions wrote: How is this even fucking relevant to the discussion at hand? Let me answer that for you: you're getting your ass kicked in this thread and are now trying to deflect it to another issue.
look bud, your the one that insists that gay marriage is some kind of economic drain to this country.....

I just love smacking you in the face with your own hypocrisy.......
Listen dumbfuck. Neither issue is a plus for the economy and, believe it or not dumbfuck, there is no trade-off between the two.
calm down jimmy, you're getting all emotional here......

I'd hate to think how'd you'd be going off if these homosexual couples were smokers too....
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BSmack wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Clearly, straight people abuse the system in all kinds of ways. You would be crazy to argue that the faggots, on a percentage basis, would do it less.
Then I'm sure it would be no problem for you to provide some data to back up your claim?
A recent study on homosexual relationships finds they last 1-1/2 years on average — even as homosexual groups are pushing nationwide to legalize same-sex "marriages."
The study of young Dutch homosexual men by Dr. Maria Xiridou of the Amsterdam Municipal Health Service, published in May in the journal AIDS, mirrors findings of past research.
Among heterosexuals, by contrast, 67 percent of first marriages in the United States last at least 10 years, and researchers report that more than three-quarters of married people say they have been faithful to their vows.




Promiscuity

The Gay Report was unique in that for the first time society was permitted a glimpse into the gay subculture, to see if the rumors, stories and hearsay that had persisted for so long were true. In many cases, it appears, they were.

Accusations of promiscuity had long been levelled at the gay community. As Jay and Young's research indicates, these fears were justified. According to the study, 35% of respondents admitted to having had 100 or more different sexual partners throughout their lives (p.249); 18% admitted to having had between seven and 60 such partners in the previous month alone (p. 248), and 18% to having had three or more in the previous week (p. 248). 38% said the longest relationship they had ever had did not last longer than a year (p. 340). For lesbians the average relationship lasted 38 months (p. 302).

In answer to the question "how often do you go home to have sex with someone you have just met?" a total of 50% answered under the "always," "very frequently" or "somewhat frequently category" (p. 251). Jay and Young sum up, "Clearly, then, the one-night stand is within the experience of an overwhelming majority of gay men" (p. 252).

Furthermore, 77% of respondents had taken part in "threesomes" at least once, while 59% had taken part in orgies or group sex (p. 587). 38% had partaken of sadomasochistic practices at least once and 23% had practiced urination in association with sex (p. 555). 24% admitted to having been paid for sex (p. 260).


Next.
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Felix wrote:*changing subject* *spinning* *deflecting*
Get back to us when you can stay on topic. Dumbfuck.
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Jsc810 wrote:After all, if given the choice, virtually every male I know would like to have that many different sex partners, and would do so if the women were willing. :lol:
While true, this is irrelevant to the topic at hand.
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Jimmy Medalions wrote:Next.
Next would be when you offer something more than an apples to bowling balls comparison. Comparing the duration of the average gay relationship to that of the average heterosexual marriage is an assinine comparison. And thanks for the ground breaking info that some gays are into kinky shit. I'll be sure to pass that along to Irie should he ever come back here.
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Jimmy Medalions wrote: Get back to us when you can stay on topic. Dumbfuck.
I've never left the topic......

I merely asked you a rhetorical question and they you went off like an atomic bomb......

here's a tip....stay calm and try to stay away from punctuating every argument with a "dumbfuck".....

your credibility will thank me later.......
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One thing is clear. You can't read worth a damn and like every other liberal pussy you can't stay on topic.

The challenge was issued to prove that faggot marriages would have a higher likeliehood of jamming the system than straight ones. Studies prove that faggots have no self control and can't help themselves. They don't stay together and therefore would have a higher likeliehood of jamming the system. Faggots would get "married" and never go through divorce to lose their benefits.

While not statisically-valid, this thread does prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that you are a dumbfuck.
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Felix wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote: Get back to us when you can stay on topic. Dumbfuck.
I've never left the topic......

I merely asked you a rhetorical question and they you went off like an atomic bomb......
Uh huh.

You're melting.

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I'm sure homosexuals are absolutely quivering with dread about what a load of mongs on a message board think.
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Jimmy Medalions wrote: The challenge was issued to prove that faggot marriages would have a higher likeliehood of jamming the system than straight ones. Studies prove that faggots have no self control and can't help themselves. They don't stay together and therefore would have a higher likeliehood of jamming the system. Faggots would get "married" and never go through divorce to lose their benefits.

While not statisically-valid, this thread does prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that you are a dumbfuck.
so you think this gibberish (and that's being kind I assure you) gives some kind of credence to your heart-felt bigotry........

that's okay bud, you don't have to justify your stupidity to anyone except yourself......

I sure hope you'll come back and tell me how bad you're kicking my ass......that'll seal the deal for you....
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Jsc810 wrote:What's a mong? :?
the first thing that came up on google search.....

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apparently it's a reference to people that wear really weird hats.......
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Dinsdale wrote:Careful Felix...if Sissy gets mad, he might run rough shot all over your ass.


That was after an edit, no less
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Jsc810 wrote:What's a mong? :?
Rack the Mong re-set, Nish. i haven't heard that since I flipped thatcher's britain the bird almost 20 years ago.
Jess, it's n abbreviation of Mongoloid, but is used to anyone whose intelligence is suspect. Also, ugly woen, strangely:
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mvscal wrote:
Felix wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Homosexuals are, by definition, fucked up sexual deviants who should not ever under any circumstances be raising children.
according to who.......
According to anybody who does not want fucked up sexual deviants rasing children which is the vast and overwhelming majority of people in this country.
Not sure if that would be any worse than crack smoking, unmarried, unemployed (unemployable) 19 year old welfare queens raising children. But then about 75% of a certain demographic is already being raised that way so what does it matter?
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Well, don't let us stop you vomiting out another pathetic diatribe on something else you know fuck all about.
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This is a topic where you either get it or you just don't.
Those in support of homo marriage have either lost their moral compass ..... or they've never had one.

The overwhelming majority of folks get married for the right reason, and marriage is GOOD for our society.
They THINK it is going to work out, despite the 50/50 odds that we currently see.
That's an entirely different topic.

Many homos seeking marriage would be doing so for the wrong reason.
They, as Dinsdale has accurately pointed out, would be seeking to get over.
That, beyond the very obvious reality that men can be friends with other men, but men MARRY women.
That's the name of that tune.

There is nothing cute, lovely, wonderful, and stable about two faggots being together, and it'll NEVER be marriage, even if societal leaders jam it down the throat of the people.


Man marrying man .... ?

hahaha

Mental problem.

Get a fucking grip, foolios.
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Jsc, marriage has been, in all times and in all places, between a man and a woman.

Is it your take that only just NOW man has become so very enlightened so that he is finally getting the idea that buttfuckers have been discriminated against ....... in every time and every place ... ?





Tough sell, my friend.
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sc, marriage has been, in all times and in all places, between a man and a woman.
So what? Does that mean it can't ever change?

I don't see where it makes a whit of difference. If two ass boys or two chicken lickers want to say I do, go right ahead, doesn't hurt me at all. Just as many total morons go to vegas every year and do the same damn thing and half of them get divorced a few years later.

Marriage as a sacred institution? Please.
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The acceptance of gay marriages will destroy the system! The gays are responsible for all the faults of hetero marriages. We must get rid of them!

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No suprise here that republicans are once again claiming that they are the party of moral superiority (when obviously they aren't, especially lately). :roll:

If a loved one in a hetero marriage is hopitalized in an ICU unit, the partner is able to visit them because they are married. Gay & lesbian couples are only asking for the same right (hence, gays aren't asking for special rights as most conservatives spout in their meltdowns). How is that "getting over?"

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