House and Senate elections, call it

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:38 pm

Thread about dodgy voting machines: 9 pages
mvscal posts that sound that what GI Joe says when you pull the thread on his back: 984

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:39 pm

Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.

House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats

Sounds about right. At least if what I'm gleaning from CQ Politics is accurate.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:44 pm

mvscal wrote:You're on crack.

You're on kool-aid.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:44 pm

I could you tell you right now, but it'd spoil the fun.

Sin,
Karl Rove

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:44 pm

mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.

House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.

Diebold in da house!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:01 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:You're on cack.
:o

FTFY both

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:49 pm

Nishlord wrote:mvscal posts that sound that what GI Joe says when you pull the thread on his back: 984

Sounds a little low to me.

Edit: Except that GI Joe doesn't use words like "fuckwit", "douchebag", etc. I don't think the parents would be too keen on that.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:52 pm

Cuda wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:You're on cack.
:o
FTFY both

TEAM NUTSACK REBORN!!!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:13 pm

BRP bewarem!

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:23 pm

It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:25 pm

TenTallBen wrote: choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.

Make mine meth

-sin
Rev Faggard

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:26 pm

TenTallBen wrote:It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.

And not voting means you're fine with any old dick jammed up your asshole.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:28 pm

Nishlord wrote: mvscal posts that sound that what GI Joe says when you pull the thread on his back: 984

He is like a GI Joe figurine.
You are correct about his puppetness. *check*
You are correct about his soullessness. *check*
You are correct about his ability to talk and inability to do anything. *check*
You are correct that upon first observation, he appears to be a true hardass, but after inspection he's a silly child's doll. *check*
You are correct that toys don't contribute to the economy. *check*

*bravo*

mvscal is a dick sucking, useless puppet programmed to speak, GI Joe action figure. Cept he's the failed revamp in the late 90's version.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:31 pm

BSmack wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.
And not voting means you're fine with any old dick jammed up your asshole.

Pretty much.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:51 pm

mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.

House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.

Damn, it hurts for me to do this, but I gotta agree with this.

Sorry to hear about your crack problem, counselor.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:19 pm

House goes to the Dems with 235 seats.
Senate is a 50-49 with 1 independent for the Reps.

We will have a split representation for Idaho, the Rep that won the nomination for the 1st seat is an idiot that has been an ass at the statehouse for the past 10 years: Bill "Abortion causes breast cancer" Sali.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:41 pm

http://www.electoral-vote.com/ says 51-49 Senate and 239-195 House (with one race projected too close to call). But I would say that's a little overly optimistic for the Democrats.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:43 am

We got a local Sheriff's race that is on the final stretch...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:48 am

XXXL wrote:We got a local Sheriff's race that is on the final stretch...

Fascinating.

Keep us updated.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:56 am

It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.

Not voting means that you are a dumbass who deserves having other people make their decisions for them.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:04 am

Heath Schuler going back to DC.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:18 am

War Wagon wrote:
It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.
Not voting means that you are a dumbass who deserves having other people make their decisions for them.

Did you even read Brian's post, dipshit? Never said I didn't vote, just nobody worth voting for....

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:39 am

mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.

House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.

GOD DAMN!!! My NFL picks NOW!!

You are a fucking genius!

You called it! You called it!!

Now, can we have the evidence of Saddam bombing Oklahoma and your records of celebrity black cock that you have sucked? Someone told me Wesley Snipes was in your little black book, but I snickered and said: "His mouth is little, which is why he posts constantly on a message board his political beliefs, but after your correct prediction on another intelligent thread you have posted in, you are a big mouth cock taking bass.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:42 am

I am now convinced that Bungswiller has never physically beaten NoCal with his gristle dominated form. He is smooth, relaxed, and calm. Not on drugs or serious amounts of alcohol either.

Not a chance.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:45 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I am now convinced that Bungswiller has never physically beaten NoCal with his gristle dominated form. He is smooth, relaxed, and calm. Not on drugs or serious amounts of alcohol either.

Not a chance.

Cool! Cuz I gave a fuck.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:10 am

ease up on dungy. he's running for board tard.

And doing quite well, too. He has my vote.

montinelevin · Post by **montinelevin** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:21 am

mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
mvscal wrote: You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
GOD DAMN!!! My NFL picks NOW!!

You are a fucking genius!

You called it! You called it!!
You do realise we're still Stealing votes? Of course you don't...you're a fucking idiot.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:17 pm

mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.

House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.

Looks like JSC (and most reputable political news outlets) nailed it.

MVS? Well, not so much.

I'm looking forward to his coming correct, but not expecting it.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:28 pm

I was wrong about the 1st district, enough people voted for that fucktard Bill Sali to win. Enjoy watching him on CSPAN putting his foot in his mouth on a daily basis.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:44 pm

mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
mvscal wrote: You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
GOD DAMN!!! My NFL picks NOW!!

You are a fucking genius!

You called it! You called it!!
You do realise they are still counting votes? Of course you don't...you're a fucking idiot.

By 5:15 a.m. Wednesday, Democrats had won 228 seats, enough for control, and were leading for another 4, which would give them 232. Republicans, who hold 229 seats in the current House, won 193 and were leading in another 10, which would give them 203.

Democrats had captured 27 Republican-controlled seats, and no Democratic incumbent had lost thus far. Races were too close to call in more than a dozen seats, making it impossible to determine exactly how large the Democratic margin would be.

Well you were right on one count, they are still counting votes to see just how many more seats the Democrats are taking from your girls.
Not that it matters much though, the Republicans have already lost.

BackStabber · Post by **BackStabber** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:26 pm

The end was inevitable.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:38 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.

House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
Looks like JSC (and most reputable political news outlets) nailed it.

MVS? Well, not so much.

I'm looking forward to his coming correct, but not expecting it.

He's probably looking for a shower rod right about now.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:48 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote: You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
Looks like JSC (and most reputable political news outlets) nailed it.

MVS? Well, not so much.

I'm looking forward to his coming correct, but not expecting it.
He's probably looking for a shower rod right about now.

Nah, he's mucking about in other threads hoping this one will go away.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:06 pm

We've had DemocRat controlled congresses before and the world didn't come to an end.

Good Christ, we even had a DemocRat congress at the same time Jimmy Carter was president and the nation managed to survive- although just barely ("The Stock Market fell short of that magic 1000 mark again today...")

In fact, I'm giving strong consideration to becoming a DemocRat myself: I'm an Elitist Prick, I'm disloyal, and as long as they favor me, I'm totally in favor of double standards.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:09 pm

Please, Cooter, you’re much too stupid to be a Democrat.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:12 pm

Bullshit; they let you in.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:19 pm

I’m not a Democrat. Thanks for illustrating my point.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:20 pm

Why not? You're dumb enough

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:24 pm

I’ll try and dumb it down for you. You’re too dumb to be a Democrat. I’m too smart to belong to either of the two major parties.

P.S. Neener-neener.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:25 pm

Any chance of this thread getting back on track?

T1B

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