More stupidity from my coworkers...

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:50 pm

So me and the guys that work on the Macs here in the Creative department were having issues with our email this morning. We could send email out, but nothing was coming through to us. So I sent out an email to the entire building saying this:

"The Creative folks that use Macs aren't receiving email. If you need anything, please call! Thanks!"

I finally got my email back up a few minutes ago, and I had THREE responses to that email in my inbox. The first was from one of the IT guys!

"Did you shut down over the weekend?
Have you talked to Mike about this?"

"I had to get out of and go back into lotus before i could get email this morning - not logging out of the system just closing and reopening. don't know if that'll help."

I'm not getting e-mails, can you resend? - from a jokester

Ummmm.....thanks for the help, tards! :?

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:50 pm

And no comments about the Lotus Notes thing. I know it's a lame program. Not my decision!

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:02 pm

Whats Lotus Notes?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:05 pm

Well, there's one less crankshot I have to email this morning.

Sin,
Arch

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:07 pm

homeboy was e-mailing chicks pics of his dork?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:09 pm

Tell me you knew-who?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:11 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:homeboy was e-mailing chicks pics of his dork?

I thanfully have no firsthand knowledge, but according to oh, say....every female poster on SC3...yeah.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:12 pm

Headhunter wrote:Tell me you knew-who?

who the hell are you?

I guess arch is no longer posting now that myspace is an excellent place to mine e-mail addys to send junk pics to.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:14 pm

I came over from Stucknut. Timmay said you'd all be nice to me.

I think he lied. You don't seem very pleasant at all.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:16 pm

timmay is a big liar.

My name is esteban, and I am quite nice. welcome to the barrio.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:21 pm

My tweaker cousin called me one night to tell me that at the church bazaar he was working at for community service someone had dropped off a signed classic Stevie Ray Vaughn amp and guitar. But he was puzzled as to why SRV signed it Esteban. Was this your guitar, perhaps?

YD · Post by YD » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:24 pm

Headhunter wrote:I came over from Stucknut. Timmay said you'd all be nice to me.

I think he lied. You don't seem very pleasant at all.

It may be time for another public disembowelment.

any requests?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:28 pm

Can you play Misty for EM? He loves that song.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:29 pm

Headhunter wrote:But he was puzzled as to why SRV signed it Esteban.

SRV was a big fan of fat sweaty relif pitchers.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:31 pm

Terry Forster?

YD · Post by YD » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:34 pm

Headhunter wrote:Can you play Misty for EM? He loves that song.

He told me it was "Heart and Soul" , and he loves him some HH on the "high part"

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:37 pm

Did EM die? I think I had rights to his record player and 13 acres on his fivehead.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:39 pm

I call dibs on the $51.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:50 pm

A little Hydrogen Peroxide will clean those bills right up.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:19 pm

Headhunter wrote:Did EM die? I think I had rights to his record player and 13 acres on his fivehead.

Nyah.

PrimeX ran him

by accident

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:26 pm

I'm totally right here. :roll:

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:01 am

I'm glad your not deadm- for what that's worth

YD · Post by YD » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:28 am

ElvisMonster wrote:I'm totally right here. :roll:

C Am F G

go!

Systematic Jackass · Post by **Systematic Jackass** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:37 pm

Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:43 pm

Systematic Jackass wrote:Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.

Get fucked, loser.

Systematic Jackass · Post by **Systematic Jackass** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:47 pm

Douchebag wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.
Get fucked, loser.

No, that's not gonna happen. Unless I get banned...which is entirely possible.

YD · Post by YD » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:55 pm

Systematic Jackass wrote:Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.

I wish you tards wouldn't drop my name before coming in here doing that "turn your head to the side, close your eyes, and ghey doggy paddle motion" thing.

Systematic Jackass · Post by **Systematic Jackass** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:57 pm

timmay wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.
I wish you tards wouldn't drop my name before coming in here doing that "turn your head to the side, close your eyes, and ghey doggy paddle motion" thing.

Do you deny calling for troops

YD · Post by YD » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:59 pm

Systematic Jackass · Post by **Systematic Jackass** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:00 pm

So what's the news here? Do I have to say Rack Trolls or something?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:10 pm

Just say “I suck balls”, and go face-fuck a 12-gauge.

Systematic Jackass · Post by **Systematic Jackass** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Just say “I suck balls”, and go face-fuck a 12-gauge.

Sorry, thats not my style

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Just say “I suck balls”, and go face-fuck a 12-gauge.

Granted Goobs is chairman of the Welcoming Commitee but why the hell is he being so nice to this newbie.

His lofty position has turned him into a "Slacker."

Looks like the only thing Goobs is now good for is occupying a seat in Congress.

Thank's for stopping by Brock, this place should suit you quite well and you'll enjoy some of the posts here once you manage to pull your head from your ass and focus that lazy eye on your Speak and Spell keyboard. Once you get to know a few people it won't take long for you to understand how badly you suck ass at this Messageboard shit but your Parole Officer should be relieved that there's no other fellow cross dressing Meth Freaks or deranged habitual public Masturbaters who sport Buttplugs as a fashion statement for you to comminicate with behind his back although the jury's still out on mothage.
It's not all that bad around here, if Timmay can adapt and fit in there's hope for all you special folk. Sit down, relax and feel free to remove that pesky Ankle Bracelet, Safety Helmet and Spittle gear.....Enjoy!

Systematic Jackass · Post by **Systematic Jackass** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:56 pm

Y2K wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Just say “I suck balls”, and go face-fuck a 12-gauge.
Granted Goobs is chairman of the Welcoming Commitee but why the hell is he being so nice to this newbie.

His lofty position has turned him into a "Slacker."

Looks like the only thing Goobs is now good for is occupying a seat in Congress.

Thank's for stopping by Brock, this place should suit you quite well and you'll enjoy some of the posts here once you manage to pull your head from your ass and focus that lazy eye on your Speak and Spell keyboard. Once you get to know a few people it won't take long for you to understand how badly you suck ass at this Messageboard shit but your Parole Officer should be relieved that there's no other fellow cross dressing Meth Freaks or deranged habitual public Masturbaters who sport Buttplugs as a fashion statement for you to comminicate with behind his back although the jury's still out on mothage.
It's not all that bad around here, if Timmay can adapt and fit in there's hope for all you special folk. Sit down, relax and feel free to remove that pesky Ankle Bracelet, Safety Helmet and Spittle gear.....Enjoy!

Thanks for the kind welcome Jack!

Feel free to go cut your wrists now, you've attained the holy grail of smack.

Mr. Belvedere · Post by **Mr. Belvedere** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:09 pm

patsy stone wrote:So me and the guys that work on the Macs here in the Creative department were having issues with our email this morning. We could send email out, but nothing was coming through to us. So I sent out an email to the entire building saying this:

"The Creative folks that use Macs aren't receiving email. If you need anything, please call! Thanks!"

I finally got my email back up a few minutes ago, and I had THREE responses to that email in my inbox. The first was from one of the IT guys!

"Did you shut down over the weekend?
Have you talked to Mike about this?"

"I had to get out of and go back into lotus before i could get email this morning - not logging out of the system just closing and reopening. don't know if that'll help."

I'm not getting e-mails, can you resend? - from a jokester

Ummmm.....thanks for the help, tards! :?

AOL and Macs are for people who don't understand computers. Sorry you had to find out this way.

T1B

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