Avatars, you ASSES

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:57 pm

Go ahead and use your big 'ol avatars, jackasses. We have a script that resizes it automatically. Then, if your page-stretching victims really fucking care to, they can click your avatar and see it in all of its shining glory.

<------------- witness that, dummies.

pron · Post by **pron** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:43 pm

That's good and stuff, but let me know when you can make one safe for work, but when you click on it, you'll see it in all of its glory. :o

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:30 pm

The original avatar that PSU uses is just too big assed big. The morphing to a larger pic didn't happen so I suspect my security suite said "no no". I'm all for new toys, so I'll let this one work itself out. Speaking of new shit, ...I've been running Mozilla's FireFox and the email client, Thunderbird. I should use Thunderbird because it will match the bottle of cheap assed wine next to me.

I also installed Adobe Photoshop CS2 which will be an improvement from my old Photoshop 7. Some hacker type friend of mine gave me a CD with shit I probably won't be able to figure out how to install. He hands me the disk and says in a "All the Presidents men movie flashback to a darkened parking structure) "OK...open and read the .nfo files. Each program has to have its own crack. Got it? Use the keygenerator when you have to. I will disavow any of these actions and refuse to acknowledge that you exit should this experiment become comprimised. Understand?" Shit...then off he walks. I'm a wytch not a wizard.

Rip City

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:50 pm

Luther wrote:Adobe Photoshop CS2

A lot of things have changed since version 7! I've been using Photoshop since college and I still can't figure stuff out in CS2. A lot of stuff is easier, but there's all new "masking" features and crap. I can't figure them out! I'm actually going to an all-day Photoshop class on Dec. 6th to learn all the new tips and tricks!

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:34 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Go ahead and use your big 'ol avatars, jackasses. We have a script that resizes it automatically. Then, if your page-stretching victims really fucking care to, they can click your avatar and see it in all of its shining glory.

<------------- witness that, dummies.

You and your avatar are losing to Michigan St. at the moment....

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:14 pm

patsy stone wrote: A lot of things have changed since version 7! I've been using Photoshop since college and I still can't figure stuff out in CS2. A lot of stuff is easier, but there's all new "masking" features and crap. I can't figure them out! I'm actually going to an all-day Photoshop class on Dec. 6th to learn all the new tips and tricks!

that is so hot. we should get naked.

Money Shot · Post by **Money Shot** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:45 am

It's not resizing the avatard in Firefox, you ASS!

Edit, now it did. WTF? :?

Mr. Belvedere · Post by **Mr. Belvedere** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:53 am

BFD, get a scrip that changes a scat pic to a puppy, then I'll be impressed. Otherwise, kindly go fuck self.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:06 am

Interesting, but the script only seems to work if you're logged in. Anyone just visiting the board gets the massive horizontal scroll view. At least that's what I got before logging in.
Visitors ain't gonna like it. jmo

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:14 am

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:26 am

jtr, I would like to test EVERYONE in your avatar!!

WOW!!!

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:53 am

That is a cool script and I'm racking PSUFAN also. I just don't understand why it only works when logged in. Maybe it can be tweeked?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:02 pm

I’m logged in (Internet Explorer) and I still get ginormous avatars for both PSU and jtr. Totally sucks, and I’m just going to start avoiding any threads they post in. That might be a good thing.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:15 pm

is mine really that unbearable in its real size?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:19 pm

Your head is, that's for sure.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:23 pm

Well PSUFan, can you fix it or not?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:30 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I’m logged in (Internet Explorer) and I still get ginormous avatars for both PSU and jtr. Totally sucks, and I’m just going to start avoiding any threads they post in. That might be a good thing.

Same thing for me, except I'm logged into Firefox. Place reminds me of the forums I don't post at. I like the guys over at Stucknut, but they too have big assed av's and sig lines/boxes that are way too big. Nothing like getting 5 posts per page and having to scroll all the time. Is a scroll wheel needed here? Oh fuck yes. Having to scroll here is a given as the shit posters and shit trolls are in season (Nov to late Sept.).

Yes, I'm working on a meter.

Rip City

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:31 pm

Sure!
Get Firefox

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:51 pm

I"m into this type of software: Anything that is automatic. I just log in, the tools work, the av's are their normal size, the sig lines are short and sweet, and the BASIC FUCKING MESSAGE/POST/TAKE is right there in the middle. That's where the beef is people...right there in the middle.

I'm going to melt if I have to see too much more of Jess' party photo's that are 2375x1800 in size. Nothing like seeing a Sears suit, which I would say is maybe 8 wearings past a Dry Cleaning Shop. I also like how the top of the pants slightly fold over and reveal the white underbelly of the slacks as your gut spreads out like some of those TVO conspiracy theories.

So you add to shitty software the mixture of a jtr party post, maybe some Dinsdale sarcasm, or some predictions from Ofer Novembercal and you got the makings of a minor headache.

Rip City

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:58 pm

For some of us, Firefox is not an option. However, the retaliatory posting of giant photos in the body of the thread might be.

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:26 am

jtr wrote:is mine really that unbearable in its real size?

Yes, it is, but I've also gotta be careful when browsing these boards at work and come across Ken's avatar!

btw, 3 1 2 4

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:25 pm

d-town, I'll get 'er changed. Hang tight.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:38 pm

lets go back to the basics since this looks like shit.

no avs, no fucking sig lines, no emoticons, no bb code.

somebody working in the helm ?

lut6h

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:08 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Go ahead and use your big 'ol avatars, jackasses. We have a script that resizes it automatically. Then, if your page-stretching victims really fucking care to, they can click your avatar and see it in all of its shining glory.

<------------- witness that, dummies.

When I click on it I get "Error on page."

Fix this shit already.

T1B

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