The Witching Hour

[montinelevin]

Yeah, yeah... I'm better than you.

We've been down this road.

Well, I find myself on Lake Conroe with the chick I've been banging all night(she said she wouldn't fuck me because she was friends with my ex-girlfriend). Whatever.

She's been sleeping on the other Queen size bed for the last 3 hours... after the "truth" knocked that shit out.

Ok, the point I'm trying to get at is... I'm drinking some kick ass Vodka and I cant put it down.

Should I spend another night on the lake... or head to Houston and get wasted there today?


The "hardest" part of this is... I keep turning my head and seeing a hot chick(Sabrina) laying on her side with the covers off.

Fuck it... I'm gonna drink all morning here at the Best Western on Lake Conroe. What the fuck am I thinking???

Naked hot chick... Vodka... and a room on the Lake???

My bad.

[poptart]

Turn on The 700 Club and maybe Pat will guide you to .....




the Truth.

[montinelevin]

Do you think "Pat" could tell me where my remote is?

I'm stuck on this bad movie with Dustin Hoffman and that guy from Shampoo.

[poptart]

Shampoo ... ?

Warren Beatty ... ?


Are you drinking vodka, glancing at sleeping ass, and watching Ishtar.d ... ?

[montinelevin]

Shampoo ... ?

Warren Beatty ... ?


Are you drinking vodka, glancing at sleeping ass, and watching Ishtar.d ... ?

Yep.

I guess every silver lining has a cloud.

[smackaholic]

She's been sleeping on the other Queen size bed for the last 3 hours... after the "truth" knocked that shit out.

translation: I just got done jacking off.

[Mississippi Neck]

Yeah, yeah... I'm better than you.

We've been down this road.

Well, I find myself on Lake Conroe with the chick I've been banging all night(she said she wouldn't fuck me because she was friends with my ex-girlfriend). Whatever.

She's been sleeping on the other Queen size bed for the last 3 hours... after the "truth" knocked that shit out.

Ok, the point I'm trying to get at is... I'm drinking some kick ass Vodka and I cant put it down.

Should I spend another night on the lake... or head to Houston and get wasted there today?


The "hardest" part of this is... I keep turning my head and seeing a hot chick(Sabrina) laying on her side with the covers off.

Fuck it... I'm gonna drink all morning here at the Best Western on Lake Conroe. What the fuck am I thinking???

Naked hot chick... Vodka... and a room on the Lake???

My bad.

Bwahhhh!!

You're at the Best Western??? Memo to your dumb ass. You're not actually on Lake Conroe. You're in the cheap seats across the highway and in you're in a fleabag motel at that. So don't try and paint a rosy picture to the rest of the board. You're in a discount motel with no lake access. What's next? Are you going to regale us with tails of the chick you picked up at Dollar General??

[Smackie Chan]

Are you going to regale us with tails of the chick you picked up at Dollar General??

I think he already did. The tale had a happy ending, with the chick doing an air dance in the final scene.

[Mississippi Neck]

Tails tales. Long day.

if I had to endure his love fest for all things Frank Gore. I'd ask her to save the last dance for me.