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Comet
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by Comet » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:07 pm
In A.D. 2006
Deer were returning.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
Salt Lick
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by Salt Lick » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:13 pm
You're pretty fly for a fur guy.
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by BSmack » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:21 pm
Where's my shotgun?
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Rudolph
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by Rudolph » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:25 pm
Up your asshole. Right next to Wolfman's bottle o' Beast.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:26 pm
BSmack wrote: Where's my shotgun?
My guess would be that your wife took it away from you.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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by Slasher » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:41 pm
make your time
Wolfman
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by Wolfman » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:46 pm
aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??
just axin'
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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by Salt Lick » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:49 pm
Wolfman's bottle o' Beast
they're
bottling it now? or it that just a special Christmas thing?
Yo Cupid...nice racing strip!!
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:51 pm
Wolfman wrote: aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??
just axin'
Sorry, Wolfie, but the reindeer trolls are here to keep the board Kevnic-free during the holiday season.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Donder
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by Donder » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:00 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: Wolfman wrote: aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??
just axin'
Sorry, Wolfie, but the reindeer trolls are here to keep the board Kevnic-free during the holiday season.
You're welcome.
Luther
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by Luther » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:03 pm
How come I get threatened ?
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Donder
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by Donder » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:04 pm
Luther wrote: How come I get threatened ?
I don't think anyone threatened you. I mean, other than "time".
Comet
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by Comet » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:05 pm
Don't forget "gravity".
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
Donder
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by Donder » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:06 pm
maybe a really bad case of rosacea
Rudolph
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by Rudolph » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:07 pm
Nothing quite as pathetic as a senior citizens sobbing.
Go suck on the business end of a 57 mag and make it go BOOM, Callahan.
And you , Mr Hand, take a walk into the high tide and drown yourself.
Yukon Cornelius
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by Yukon Cornelius » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:09 pm
Hahahahahaha!!!
You guys rock.
I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!
Donder
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by Donder » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:09 pm
Rudolph wrote: Nothing quite as pathetic as a senior citizens sobbing.
I do feel bad. Give him back his TV in time for the showcase showdown, and get the hard candy from Cupid.
Donder
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by Donder » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:10 pm
Yukon Cornelius wrote: I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!
Your tongue have some sort of sensor on it trying to find fillings in RTS's mouth?
Yukon Cornelius
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by Yukon Cornelius » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:12 pm
I'm just waitin' for wolfie to take his morning nap, then I'm headin' for Florida where the easy gold lies in open, snoring pie holes.
Comet
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by Comet » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:15 pm
Yukon Cornelius wrote: open, snoring pie holes.
Watch out for partially inhaled shellfish.
-RTS's Dentist
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
Comet
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by Comet » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:16 pm
Comet wrote:
-RTS's Dentist
Uhhh, I don't want to be a dentist any more.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:18 pm
Any of you nice, uniformed men want to come in for crumpets?
--RtS's mama
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Yukon Cornelius
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by Yukon Cornelius » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:18 pm
Comet wrote: Comet wrote:
-RTS's Dentist
Uhhh, I don't want to be a dentist any more.
You should come with me.
I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!
Hahahahahahahahah!!!
Luther
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by Luther » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:20 pm
FOR SALE
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Rudolph
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by Rudolph » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:26 pm
Want me to wytch it? Or call timmay in to suck you off?
Comet
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by Comet » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:31 pm
Uhhh, looks like you might have a little blood in your semen there, Luth. Might want to get that looked at.
Anyway, you were a pig cop, right?
Come on, old timer. Don't be so formulaic. Dazzle us. WAKE UP, ASSHOLE!
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
Blitzen
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by Blitzen » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:41 pm
Comet wrote: WAKE UP, ASSHOLE!
Luther
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by Luther » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:57 pm
Dazzle?
Is that the name of the new reindeer?
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Doug near DC
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by Doug near DC » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:28 pm
Is reindeer tenderloin any good?
Plato
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by Plato » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:37 pm
Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.
Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
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Cupid
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by Cupid » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:45 pm
Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
Blitzen
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by Blitzen » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:51 pm
They said it was a Snow Day on the radio.
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by Prancer » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:52 pm
No worries. All the geezers are busy taking naps and all the tards are busy picking their noses. It's been slow around here.
Plato
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by Plato » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:00 pm
Cupid wrote: Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
Thank god and GOD it wasn't your back this time.
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Cupid
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by Cupid » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:02 pm
Plato wrote: god and GOD
The war on Santa starts earlier every year. Fucking conservatives are trying to steal Christmas.
Luther
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by Luther » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:22 pm
Cupid wrote: Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
hahahaaaa
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by Doug near DC » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:30 pm
Plato wrote: Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.
Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
Is that part of reindeer games?
Plato
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by Plato » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:36 pm
Doug near DC wrote: Plato wrote: Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.
Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
Is that part of reindeer games?
Just open up wide and you'll find out. Do you know who your dad is, was he from CNY by any chance?
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Dancer
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by Dancer » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:38 pm
Doug near DC wrote: Is reindeer tenderloin any good?
Why? You offering up deerjobs?
Cupid
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by Cupid » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:45 pm
Reindeer Games Event Schedule :
10:00 - 11:00 Greased Elf Contest
11:00 - 11:30 Six Legged Race
11:30 - 12:30 Refreshments
12:30 - 2:00 The Running of the Tards
2:00 - 2:30 Live Entertainment (Warrent)
3:00 - 3:30 Trust Falls/Team Building
3:30 - ???? Beers and Hookers