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It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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In A.D. 2006

Deer were returning.








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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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You're pretty fly for a fur guy.
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Where's my shotgun?
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Up your asshole. Right next to Wolfman's bottle o' Beast.
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BSmack wrote:Where's my shotgun?
My guess would be that your wife took it away from you.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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make your time
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aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??

just axin'
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Wolfman's bottle o' Beast
they're bottling it now? or it that just a special Christmas thing?

Yo Cupid...nice racing strip!!
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Wolfman wrote:aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??

just axin'
Sorry, Wolfie, but the reindeer trolls are here to keep the board Kevnic-free during the holiday season.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Wolfman wrote:aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??

just axin'
Sorry, Wolfie, but the reindeer trolls are here to keep the board Kevnic-free during the holiday season.
You're welcome.
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How come I get threatened ?

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Luther wrote:How come I get threatened ?
I don't think anyone threatened you. I mean, other than "time".
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Don't forget "gravity".
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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maybe a really bad case of rosacea
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Post by Rudolph »

Nothing quite as pathetic as a senior citizens sobbing.

Go suck on the business end of a 57 mag and make it go BOOM, Callahan.

And you, Mr Hand, take a walk into the high tide and drown yourself.
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Hahahahahaha!!!

You guys rock.

I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!
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Rudolph wrote:Nothing quite as pathetic as a senior citizens sobbing.
I do feel bad. Give him back his TV in time for the showcase showdown, and get the hard candy from Cupid.
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Yukon Cornelius wrote:I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!
Your tongue have some sort of sensor on it trying to find fillings in RTS's mouth?
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I'm just waitin' for wolfie to take his morning nap, then I'm headin' for Florida where the easy gold lies in open, snoring pie holes.
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Yukon Cornelius wrote: open, snoring pie holes.
Watch out for partially inhaled shellfish.

-RTS's Dentist
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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Comet wrote: -RTS's Dentist
Uhhh, I don't want to be a dentist any more.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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Any of you nice, uniformed men want to come in for crumpets?

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Comet wrote:
Comet wrote: -RTS's Dentist
Uhhh, I don't want to be a dentist any more.

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You should come with me.

I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!


Hahahahahahahahah!!!
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Post by Luther »

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FOR SALE

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Want me to wytch it? Or call timmay in to suck you off?
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Uhhh, looks like you might have a little blood in your semen there, Luth. Might want to get that looked at.

Anyway, you were a pig cop, right?

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Come on, old timer. Don't be so formulaic. Dazzle us. WAKE UP, ASSHOLE!
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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Comet wrote: WAKE UP, ASSHOLE!
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Dazzle?

Is that the name of the new reindeer?

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Post by Doug near DC »

Is reindeer tenderloin any good?
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Post by Plato »

Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.

Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
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Post by Cupid »

Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
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They said it was a Snow Day on the radio.
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Post by Prancer »

No worries. All the geezers are busy taking naps and all the tards are busy picking their noses. It's been slow around here.
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Cupid wrote:Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
Thank god and GOD it wasn't your back this time.
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Plato wrote:god and GOD
The war on Santa starts earlier every year. Fucking conservatives are trying to steal Christmas.
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Cupid wrote:Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
hahahaaaa

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Plato wrote:Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.

Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
Is that part of reindeer games?
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Doug near DC wrote:
Plato wrote:Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.

Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
Is that part of reindeer games?
Just open up wide and you'll find out. Do you know who your dad is, was he from CNY by any chance?
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Doug near DC wrote:Is reindeer tenderloin any good?
Why? You offering up deerjobs?
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Post by Cupid »

Reindeer Games Event Schedule:

10:00 - 11:00 Greased Elf Contest
11:00 - 11:30 Six Legged Race
11:30 - 12:30 Refreshments
12:30 - 2:00 The Running of the Tards
2:00 - 2:30 Live Entertainment (Warrent)
3:00 - 3:30 Trust Falls/Team Building
3:30 - ???? Beers and Hookers
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