Rack Casa D' Ice Restaurant......

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:53 pm

Beautiful. Fucking Beautiful.

Four pages of them here:

http://www.casadice.com/outside_sign.htm

RACK

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:07 pm

That shit is older than the Raiders' offense.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:14 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:That shit is older than the Raiders' offense.

My bad.

Trots this shit thread.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:15 pm

Jaymes, did you hear?

Orenthal James Simpson was found not guilty.

There's an NFL team in Houston.

Our country is at war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Let Bobby42 know if you need any more not-so recent events.

[/glass dick]

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:34 pm

I'll have to put that place on my to visit list for next spring's trip to Pittsburgh.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:45 pm

Those can't be real!

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:55 pm

patsy stone wrote:Those can't be real!

Oh yes they are and if you don't get your rotting titties out of my face I'm gonna break an antler off in your poison vagina.

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:58 pm

BSmack wrote:I'll have to put that place on my to visit list for next spring's trip to Pittsburgh.

Wow - that sounds like a great vaca. I'd pick up 2 pickets for the old Tittsburgh Spring Fling myself if I hadn't already committed all of my vacation cash to the Newark Rat Festival. Hell, why don't you just come on up here for the Mayday party and Prancer's romp around the North Maypole? It's colder than jtr's first fuck and we're a Red State because of the fat man, but we'll have a blue Christmas without you. We'll be so blue. Thinking. About you.

Anyway, let me know. Maybe we can meet in Cleveland and eat at some shitty diner.

patsy stone wrote:Those can't be real!

They're real, and they're magnificancient.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:02 pm

BSmack wrote:I'll have to put that place on my to visit list for next spring's trip to Pittsburgh.

You actually plan trips to Pittsburgh?

Here's something oft overheard outside of PA:
There's nothing like springtime in Pittsburgh. The acid rain really rocks. I can't wait.

You lead a very pathetic life.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:08 pm

Comet wrote:They're real, and they're magnificancient.

Wow. That sounds really old. Or nice. I'm not sure.

Btw:

Teri Hatcher on an episode of Seinfeld once wrote:They're real, and they're spectacular.

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:24 pm

Right, spectacular. The word I was looking for was spectacujumpedtheshark.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:59 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'll have to put that place on my to visit list for next spring's trip to Pittsburgh.
You actually plan trips to Pittsburgh?

Why not? I've got to be in a wedding somewhere around Beaver Falls in April. So, instead of blowing into town for two days, the wife and I are going to take a few extra days and check out some Worhols, take in a Pirates-Astros game, take a tour of Heinz Field, stop at Peppi's for a Roethlisburger and visit some folks up in Brackenridge. I might even get a little golf in if the weather permits.

Here's something oft overheard outside of PA:
There's nothing like springtime in Pittsburgh. The acid rain really rocks. I can't wait.

As opposed to whatever shithole in Connecticut you live in? I've been to your state. It makes Southwest PA look like the fucking Garden of Eden.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:06 pm

You two argueing over which shithole is nicer reminds me of the time Comet & Blitzen had a contest as to who could fill up a hole with shit faster.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:10 pm

Plato wrote:Comet & Blitzen had a contest as to who could fill up a hole with shit faster.

I can.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:10 pm

Plato wrote:You two argueing over which shithole is nicer reminds me of the time Comet & Blitzen had a contest as to who could fill up a hole with shit faster.

Almost as much fun was covering said hole with a little straw and waiting for the high and mighty Rudolh to come trotting by.

Comet filled it long runs and Turds Dropped In (TDI) so he was the MVP, but Blitzen whined he was better with the Poo holes.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:15 pm

Donder wrote: Blitzen whined he was better with the Poo holes.

Lies!!

It was a timed competition. It doesn't matter that Comet put more turds down in total. What matters is that I filled the hole 1.285 seconds faster.

end
of
story

Prancer · Post by **Prancer** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:17 pm

Yeah, I'm thinking openmindedness is the first thing they're looking for at this classy joint in North Versailles, PA, that bastion of progressive thought.

Speaking of being open minded...BSmack, Santa knows what you proposed to the Missus the other night. If you can be a good boy for the next couple of weeks, you might just get that Ralphie Cifaretto model after all.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:08 pm

I think Prancer and Blitzen are Dinsdale, because they italicize the same way he does.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:27 pm

Uhm...they italicize to place emphasis on key words?

While I certainly feel like it sometimes, I'm not actually the only person here with proper writing skills.

There aren't very many, mind you, but there's more than just me.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:28 pm

patsy stone wrote:I think Prancer and Blitzen are Dinsdale, because they italicize the same way he does.

Jags - yes
gaytors - no

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:59 am

patsy stone wrote:I think Prancer and Blitzen are Dinsdale, because they italicize the same way he does.

Show us your tits, you filthy little slut.

Yeti Beast · Post by **Yeti Beast** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:19 am

RUDEOLPH CUNT

BLEED LOTS O CLOTS

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:05 am

Yeti bleed most

shut fuk up

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:05 am

Well, one thing's sure: If YETI ain't FUBU Tard, he could give him a run for his money in a Stupid contest

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:04 am

patsy stone wrote: italicize the same way he does.

You're absolutely right, patsy. We both italicize using bbcode. Excellent deduction on your part. Now get your pasty hind quarters to 40th & Steele St. and start making me some money, ya whore.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:09 am

I was just kidding, jackasses!

Err...I meant.... deer!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:31 pm

BSmack wrote:As opposed to whatever shithole in Connecticut you live in?

First of all, I don't live in CT. Secondly, I'm pretty sure it's the wealthiest state in the country... so I look forward to further discourse on what you define as a shithole. Lastly, I plan trips to nice places. Not Fucksburgh, PA. In the last two years I've stayed in Martha's Vineyard, NYC (The Four Seasons), Lake Winnipesaukee, Las Vegas, and Hilton Head. I am headed to Montreal for a long weekend around New Year's. In May of next year I am going to Italy for two weeks. Nice... right?

I look forward to hearing about your upcoming vacations in the resorts of Hershey and Morgantown.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:51 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:As opposed to whatever shithole in Connecticut you live in?
[zyclod]First of all, I don't live in CT. Secondly, I'm pretty sure it's the wealthiest state in the country... so I look forward to further discourse on what you define as a shithole. Lastly, I plan trips to nice places. Not Fucksburgh, PA. In the last two years I've stayed in Martha's Vineyard, NYC (The Four Seasons), Lake Winnipesaukee, Las Vegas, and Hilton Head. I am headed to Montreal for a long weekend around New Year's. In May of next year I am going to Italy for two weeks. Nice... right?[/zyclod]

I look forward to hearing about your upcoming vacations in the resorts of Hershey and Morgantown.

FTFY

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:55 pm

Pederast in Seattle wrote:The DMV pays for shit and I can only afford day trips to the nearest playground as a vacation... foggy weather permitting.

This FTFY stuff rocks, huh?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:23 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:As opposed to whatever shithole in Connecticut you live in?
First of all, I don't live in CT. Secondly, I'm pretty sure it's the wealthiest state in the country... so I look forward to further discourse on what you define as a shithole. Lastly, I plan trips to nice places. Not Fucksburgh, PA. In the last two years I've stayed in Martha's Vineyard, NYC (The Four Seasons), Lake Winnipesaukee, Las Vegas, and Hilton Head. I am headed to Montreal for a long weekend around New Year's. In May of next year I am going to Italy for two weeks. Nice... right?

I look forward to hearing about your upcoming vacations in the resorts of Hershey and Morgantown.

So in between stealing Grogan jerseys for crack money you're a world traveler?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:27 pm

BSmack wrote:So in between stealing Grogan jerseys for crack money you're a world traveler?

I have no idea what you're talking about. Then again, if you think the wealthiest state in America is a shithole, neither do you.

Have fun in vacationing in Allentown, loser....

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:38 pm

North Versailles, PA, that bastion of progressive thought.

Yep. As Rt. 30, the "Lincoln Highway", winds southeast out of PGH, you are belabored with some of the rattiest, pudding-brained, ignorant swaths of suburbia in all of the land.

The folks in these areas aren't rednecks, they're not lacking money or access to civilization...except those that are self-imposed.

Rt. 30, intrinsic to North Versailles, is the Poop Chute of PA.