It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Doug near DC · Post by **Doug near DC** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:15 pm

Plato wrote:
Doug near DC wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Everyone in America knew what Gibbs was returning to. Fans like Doug and Zy imagined that he'd succeed nonetheless...foolishness, I say.
You shouldn't post stuff like that when I'm cleaning my deer rifle.
Keep cleaning that rifle Doug and a Darwin Award is likely to come your way (posthumously of course).

Are you actually a reindeer? Things named Pluto have a bad track record for being mislabeled.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:22 pm

Doug near DC wrote: Things named Pluto have a bad track record for being mislabeled.

Pluto - Plato... what's a vowel amongst swine, eh?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:27 pm

The shittiest.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:39 pm

Is that Zyclone?

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:00 pm

Doug near DC wrote:
Plato wrote:
Doug near DC wrote: You shouldn't post stuff like that when I'm cleaning my deer rifle.
Keep cleaning that rifle Doug and a Darwin Award is likely to come your way (posthumously of course).
Are you actually a reindeer? Things named Pluto have a bad track record for being mislabeled.

Thanks for proving my point Doug, you just can't make this stuff up folks. If you need help pulling your feet out of your ass, I'm certain zyclone (with the help of a step ladder) will be glad to help out a fellow redskin fan.

btw - I'm as real a reindeer as you are unemployable.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:15 pm

mvscal wrote:

Luckily they make those jerseys in kid sizes now. That’s probably a 4T.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:41 pm

Hey, Zyclone. How ya doin'? Listen, could you loan your Dexter Manley jersey to Doug for a while? He's earned it.

Doug near DC · Post by **Doug near DC** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:42 pm

Plato wrote:
Doug near DC wrote:
Plato wrote: Keep cleaning that rifle Doug and a Darwin Award is likely to come your way (posthumously of course).
Are you actually a reindeer? Things named Pluto have a bad track record for being mislabeled.
Thanks for proving my point Doug, you just can't make this stuff up folks. If you need help pulling your feet out of your ass, I'm certain zyclone (with the help of a step ladder) will be glad to help out a fellow redskin fan.

btw - I'm as real a reindeer as you are unemployable.

I may be unemployable, but at least I still have my nuts.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:47 am

Doug near DC wrote: I may be unemployable, but at least I still have my nuts.

When was the last time you snuck them out of Mrs. Dougs purse and took them for a spin?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:52 am

Blitzen wrote:They'll be able to tell you where the deer line up and might let you glue some macaroni on brown construction paper. Later you can pick off the pasta and eat it.

Get real. He won't have any room for pasta after filling up on paste.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:52 am

Zy just loves giving that "tough guy" pose for every picture.

Go get 'em, champ.