If there's a football term that you can throw away

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:46 am

Dinsdale wrote: Mine is very similar, but larger, with better detail.

Irie says what?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:52 am

Still trying to deflect the fellatio bit?

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:01 am

turnovers will kill a team

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:03 am

Dinsdale wrote:Still trying to deflect the fellatio bit?

Nah, I swallowed that one a long time ago.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:36 am

they can throw out "throw out the records"

my least fave these days is "we just have to make plays"

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:55 am

For the Ou fans.... "This one has got to be overturned...."

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:39 am

And for the OU haters ... "Can anybody stop Oklahoma's _____ game this year?" :wink:

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:56 am

RadioFan wrote:And for the OU haters ... "Can anybody stop Oklahoma's instant replay game this year?" :wink:

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:29 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
RadioFan wrote:And for the OU haters ... "Can anybody stop Oklahoma's instant replay game this year?" :wink:

Hey, aren't you having enough trouble in not starting fag threads in the CF forum, much less, in this here football throw away term thread?

Back to the topic at hand:

"NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

The greatest oxymoron ever said or written in college football*, especially in the modern age. Pssst, but hey, nobody tell Brent Muntsberger. He might figure it out in like 5 years or so.

*('sup LOSERS ... errrrr ... Fox)

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:42 am

"BCS rankings"...

"Sagarin"...

"Tostitos" this and "Meineke" that and "San Diego Credit Union" the other...

"And now, our special halftime extravaganza show, featuring MTV's latest and least talented singing sensation, _______ "

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:55 pm

"Trickeration"
"Padna"
"Footbaw"
"lack of team speed"

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:16 pm

Killian wrote:"Trickeration"

eggzactly.

and i could lose Dave Lapham's mouth breathing in the rare moments he stops talking.....on FOX i think. he used to do the Big XII auxiliary games....but now does games with Jim Knox.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:23 pm

can we just throw away Mark May as well?

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:09 pm

the_ouskull wrote:- When Dins said "rough shot," I'm going to assume that he dislikes it because says "rough shot" and not what it actually IS, which is "roughshod." If he was wrong, then HE annoys me. If not, then he STILL annoys me, but he was also able to motivate me into a post about what he wrote.

Me thinks Dins was playing the reset card.
Look closer, and you'll see whom he posted immediately behind.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:32 pm

Cornhusker wrote:Look closer, and you'll see whom he posted immediately behind.

And even reset the Cicerism immediately preceding my post.

But I'll cut Skully some slack -- he's no Cicero.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:11 pm

"catching the ball at its highest point"

Some pretty tall WR's in CFB, I see.

BraveFan · Post by **BraveFan** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:29 pm

"Your hands can caress and knead the ball".... unless it's immediately followed up with,

"That was gaaaay".

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:52 am

"Great coach, but an even better man."

So you didn't turn out to be a complete waste of skin. Congratufuckinglations. Welcome to the rest of a contributing society.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:55 am

RadioFan wrote:Hey, aren't you having enough trouble in not starting fag threads in the CF forum, much less, in this here football throw away term thread?

*** five minutes ***

HOLDING. UCLA'S JOCK. TEN YARD PENALTY...ERRR...TOUCHDOWN OU.

:wink:

TheChief · Post by **TheChief** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:18 am

I love it when it is early in third quarter and some team is down a couple touchdowns...insert musberger..."They really have to get a score here if they want to stay in this ballgame".

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:36 am

TheChief wrote:I love it when it is early in third quarter and some team is down a couple touchdowns...insert musberger..."They really have to get a score here if they want to stay in this ballgame".

Musberger when a team is down by 21 and they score a touchdown the gratuitous "Here they come folks"!

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:32 am

Every Talking Head on ESPN wrote:When you look at _____ the first thing that jumps out at you is _____.

For example...

When you look at USC, the first thing that jumps out at you is their athleticism.

or...

When you look at Florida, the first thing that jumps out at you is their physical toughness.

or...

When you look at Notre Dame, the first thing that jumps out at you is Beno Cook swinging from Charlie Weiss' nutsack.

or...

When you look at LSU, the first thing that jumps out at you is the fact that Les Miles is wearing a hat fitted for a premature baby.

You get the point.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:43 am

"What a heroic performance"

Nothing heroic about running w/ a football.