***2007 DEATH POOL***

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:38 pm

I fooked up a little while ago and deposited some Kona coffee onto my Dell notebook. Next thing you know the hard drive is deed. Died right in my arms. The Dell tech. tried to have me take out the hard drive, but that didn't work, so a replacement is being sent. Thank GOD for the accidental coverage.

Anyway, I'll be hit and miss in here until my new machine arrives. I'll be using Mrs. Luth's computer, when she allows me.

the Seer won last years contest, and I'll be sending BBQFrisco the twenty bucks as the Seer wants a supply of BBQ sauce instead of cash. Indy, send me the addy where you want the check to be mailed to.

The basic rules are the same as last year, except you cannot take someone that is on death row. That also applies to foreign leaders who are in the pokie waiting to be shot ('sup Saddam).

1. Pick 5 names, must be famous people, list the names and what made them famous i.e. Movie they were in, political position, something that put them in the history books, significant contribution to society, commercial....etc. Once a name has been picked it can not be used again.

2. If that person dies between Jan 1, 2007 and Dec 31, 2007 you will be credited in points the age of the person subtracted from 100.. If I take a flyer like Mary-Kate Olsen and she dies at 20 I get 80 points.

3. Person with the most points on Jan 1, 2008 will win $20.

4. 10 extra points will be awarded for those that also pick the cause of death.

5. Picks must be in by Dec 25, 2006.

Can a MOD sticky this thread until Dec. 26th please? Once the picks are in this thread can be sent to the archives until the winner is crowned.

I'll make my picks later after I attend the service for my laptop. The laptops family is coming in soon and everyone is just a wreck over the sudden death. I got that thing on Oct. 1st...death was today (Dec. 11).

Rip City

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:43 pm

I'll take anyone who is planning a trip to Oregon in winter for outdoor pursuits. Seems like a money pick lately.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:08 pm

Muhamed Ali, Former Heavyweight Champ, Violently Shaking Disease
Ben Roethlisberger, QB - Steelers, Flying his crotch rocket into a building
Eddie Van Halen, Musician, Heart Attack
Barry Bonds, SF Giants Outfielder, Act of God @ 754
John Wooden, FOrmer UCLA Basketball Coach, stroke

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:10 pm

Tom Poston crappy TV actor heart failure
Gerald Ford, ex bumbling president, pee-numonia
Dick Martin co-host of laugh in, cancer
Kurt Vonnegut, author, heart failure
James Arness, actor, heart failure

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:12 pm

I call foul on jsc's pick. Dude pretty much died a long while ago. We need to add on life support to death row.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:19 pm

jimmah carter-pancreatic cancer (runs in the family, too bad it's misd him, thusfar).
nancy reagan-old age
ladybird johnson-really old age
britney spears-car accident
k fed-britney has him whacked.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:19 pm

Yeah. call in the judges on the sharon pick. dude has been walking towards the light all year.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:21 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Sadaam Hussein, Iraq Dictator, Hanging

Luther wrote:The basic rules are the same as last year, except you cannot take someone that is on death row. That also applies to foreign leaders who are in the pokie waiting to be shot ('sup Saddam).

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:22 pm

Damn. Maybe I should have read the rules?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:25 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Sadaam Hussein, Iraq Dictator, Hanging

Luther wrote:The basic rules are the same as last year, except you cannot take someone that is on death row. That also applies to foreign leaders who are in the pokie waiting to be shot ('sup Saddam).

ummm, did you even LOOK at all his picks?

Barry Bonds, SF Giants Outfielder, Act of God @ 754

Ben Roethlisberger, QB - Steelers, Flying his crotch rocket into a building

besides, Luther can drop the hammer on any fucked pick.

Hey luth - what happens if one of the dudes on the list dies between 12-25 & 12-31? do we get a substitute pick?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:36 pm

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - assassination
Donald Sutherland - natural causes
Mal Moore (Alabama athletic director) - heart failure
Nicole Ritchie - overdose
Fidel Castro - natural causes

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:44 pm

1 Ted Kennedy - Senator, Karma
2 Dick Cheney - VP, Heart Attack
3 Dick Clark - American Bandstand, Pneumonia
4 Kirk Douglas - Actor, Old age
5 Abe Vigoda - Actor, Old age

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:54 pm

Jesse Heiman - actor (eaten alive by a pack of stoners believing Heiman to be a giant Twinkie)

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:56 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jesse Heiman - actor (eaten alive by a pack of stoners believing Heiman to be a giant Twinkie)

must be famous people,

too bad. I thought you had a lock right there for COD.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:57 pm

1.Tom Bosley-old age
2.Eli Wallach-see Tom Bosley
3.Cameron Diaz-car wreck
4.Leon Spinks-if he isnt already dead
5. Barrett Robbins-i'm sure he'll do something dumb and get capped by the police.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:00 pm

Farrah Fawcett, age 60, actress, cancer.
Stan Lee, age 85, Marvel Comics creator, heart failure
Earl Campbell, age 51 -pro-football player, heart attack
Robert McNamara, age 91, United States Secretary of Defense from 1961 to 1968, heart failure
Ernest Borgnine, age 89, actor, heart failure

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:26 pm

1.) Mickey Rooney - Famous among the denizens in here as a role model in the movie "Bill". - Heart Failure

2.) Michael J. Fox - Dynamic actor who portrayed a basketball playing werewolf and a badass Marine in the Vietnam war (alongside the fellow badass Sean Penn) - Parkinsons

3.) Jerry Lewis - Generous Philathropist. Well-known comedian who made Louie Anderson seem like Eddie Murphy. - Colon Cancer

4.) Osama Bin Laden - Terrorist who has become a folk hero among the many dems and liberals in here for his ability to hide in a cave. - Kidney Failure

5.) Zsa-Zsa Gabor - Actress who, in here heyday, provided jerk material for the likes of Luther and Wolfman. Massive Stroke

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Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:33 pm

Sargent Shriver-- the CA Guv's wife's Dad--heart failure
Art Linkletter-- Circulatory disease
Jayne Wyman-- kidney failure
Andy Griffith--cancer
Stan Musial--heart failure

wild card Barry Bonds--assasination

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:29 am

I may be out of touch, but is not Abe Vigoda and Ernie Borgnine already dead ??

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:31 am

http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:36 am

Yeah, it's hard to tell now that the Abe Vigoda status extension for Firfox doesn't work anymore.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:37 am

1. The gal that played Della Street on Perry Mason.. I will get her name...Old age
2. Chris Martin - Cold Play front man..... overdose
3. Jerry Lee Lewis - Liver failure
4. Bill Wyeman - Body abuse
5. Porter Waggoner - old age

Alternates

1. Any football player on the Miami Hurricanes or Flordia Gators.
2. Jimmie Johnson - NASCAR - drowns in golf course pond
3. Robin Williams - cocaine overdose.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:53 am

Derron wrote:1. The gal that played Della Street on Perry Mason.. I will get her name...Old age

Barbara Hale played Della Street. She's 84.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:04 am

Felipe Calderon, Mexican President, acute and sudden lead poisoning
John Madden, heart attack
Al Davis, renal failure
Woody Harrelson, car crash

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:05 am

Bobby42 wrote:
Derron wrote:1. The gal that played Della Street on Perry Mason.. I will get her name...Old age
Barbara Hale played Della Street. She's 84.

Thank you....

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 am

Chris Masters - wrestler - steroid overdose
Vinny Del Negro - NBA player - car accident
Pat Summerall - NFL broadcaster - heart attack
Gene Wilder - actor - heart
George Gaynes - actor from Police Academy - old age

Milner · Post by **Milner** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:29 am

Bobby Allison: diabetes
Mario Andretti: drowning
Bill Elliott: heart attack
Emerson Fittipaldi: cancer
Richard Petty: car crash
shit

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:42 am

Damn....played in a golf tourney today...late gettin in...

Evel Knievel - organ failure/cancer

Pavarotti - organ failure/cancer

Keith Richards - organ failure/cancer

Joey Bishop - heart attack

George Jones - heart attack

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:42 am

Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.

more to come.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:00 am

Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.
Bob Barker - Game show host
Charlton Heston - Actor
Gary Glitter - musician
more to come.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:04 am

kcdave- Whiney bitch of an internet poster.

I win.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:34 am

Wrong Dasher, You lose!

Spicey mustard. Hold the relish.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:35 am

Rip City

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:31 am

Kirk Douglas, actor, old dude
George Steinbrenner, asshole, bad calzone
Nicole Richie, "actress", 8 ball
George H.W. Bush, "president", quaker oats overdose
50 cent, thug, driveby

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:45 am

Cue,

mucho bulls already tagged nicole richie for an OD. Lindsay lohan is wide open though, and there are a bunch of supermodels knocking on karen carpenters crypt to see if there's any room.

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:15 am

Paris Hilton- hybrid STD

bray2 · Post by **bray2** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:09 pm

Andy Rooney- 60 minutes

William Shatner- Star Trek

Cindy Sheehan- Activist

Bart Starr- Packers QB

Larry the Cable Guy (forgot real name) comedian.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:12 pm

jtr wrote:Fidel Castro - cuban leader - old age
Vinny Del Negro - NBA player - car accident
Pat Summerall - NFL broadcaster - heart attack
Ted Kennedy - senator - stroke
George Gaynes - actor from Police Academy - old age

Jess, a couple of your selections have already been picked (Castro, Kennedy).

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:59 pm

Mark Felt (93) Deep Throat- Of old age
Sherman Hemsley (68) Played George Jefferson- Heart Attack
Lena Horne (89) Singer- Of Pneumonia
Major Richard D. Winters (88) Leader of the Band of Brothers- Stroke
Harry Belafonte (79) Singer/Actor- Slips on a bannana peel

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:59 pm

TheOneBoard.com: It was actually dead 7 years ago, but no one bothered to inform the lameasses

mvscal: Sucking a big black cock, the back of his head is blown off when the big Mandingo blows his load.

mvscal's daughter: Watching television in the front room, Mandingo manseed blows through the wall and reomoves her head.

Atomic Punk: Sleeping on his buddies couch, a spring finally gives and lacerates his corotid.

Dinsdale: Losing power in his home, the Republican party doesnt get their message out for him to breath and he suffocates.

T1B

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