Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:06 pm

With some good ol' fashion Christmas Carols!

I'll start...

e’s nut dangling over an all-boy choir
Irie gazing at your hose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And IBs dressed up like big booty hos

Everybody knows some turkey and some lovin’ from Donder
Help to make the season bright
Tiny APs with their eyes all a-wander
Will find it hard to sleep on the futon tonight

They know that Santa’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of toys and goodies for JTR’s first lay
And every mother’s child is going to spy
To see if Dasher’s cock is really 12” high

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To tards like ‘Slinger and Sissyroo
Although It’s been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:09 pm

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:18 pm

Dasher wrote: Tiny APs with their eyes all a-wander
Will find it hard to sleep on the futon tonight

Laughing, Jerry.
Laughing.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:25 pm

Dasher wrote:Tiny APs with their eyes all a-wander

Lost it.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:37 pm

AP is fat, and his eye is lazy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Toddowen's a tard who's fucking crazy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Donovan wears gay apparel.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Din's lovers name is Harold.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:39 pm

Bwahahaha.

How much does it cost to have an eyeball realigned? I know AP is in nursing school, and I'm wondering if the students have supplied insurance or is it on your own? If it was me, I'd be putting away a few quarters for the share of the deductible whenever the insurance was available.

When I had the leg infection a month or so ago, they had me take my shoes and socks off in the hospital. The nurse looks down and sees that one toe is half gone. She says, "What happened to your toe?" I look down and then quickly I look back and say, "OMG, I had a toe yesterday." She laughs, and then I laugh. She says it looks kind of "cute" with the end missing. Fawk, my toe looks like the tip of a tan pool cue.

Wait until you get near retirement...for some reason most of the medical tests involve some guy in a white lab coat stuffing something into my starfish. I know the guys at the Texaco station also wear white shirts so I have to be careful. I always make sure I'm in a hospital before I even let anyone in my hospital room with a jar of lube.

Hang in there, AP. You'll have your low beams pulled back online in no time.

Rip City

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:40 pm

Sammy wrote:AP is fat, and his eye is lazy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Toddowen's a tard who's fucking crazy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Donovan wears gay apparel.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Din's lovers name is Harold.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

fucking beautiful.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:41 pm

Luther wrote:The nurse looks down and sees that one toe is half gone. She says, "What happened to your toe?" I look down and then quickly I look back and say, "OMG, I had a toe yesterday." She laughs, and then I laugh.

Thanks for sharing. That was neat.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:48 pm

Silver Bells
Rotting smells
It's fishing time in Cin's quim raft
Ring-a-ling
STDs sting
Soon there will be menses spray

Geysering meatflaps, :lol:ing claptraps
dressed in gauze and Vitamin E
There's no feeling left in her perenium
tongues a lappin', fluids passin'
pipe laying mile after mile
and at every troll stop you'll hear

Silver Bells
fetid smells
It's yodel time in Cin's nether acre
hairy thing
vice squad sting
go get the keys and AWAY!!

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:54 pm

Rack that.

Rip City

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:55 pm

PSUFAN wrote:It's yodel time in Cin's nether acre

Bwaa.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:15 pm

Dasher wrote:Tiny APs with their eyes all a-wander
Will find it hard to sleep on the futon tonight

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph... rack it.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:16 pm

I saw AP blowing Santa Claus
Underneath the fatman's balls last night
He didn't see me creep
The sick fucks were screwing sheep
He thought Santa needed fucked, by a man dressed like Bo Peep.
Then I saw AP Buttfuck Santa Claus
reached around and gave his rod a pull
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If his right eye had only seen
AP fisting Santa Claus last night.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:20 pm

Sammy wrote:Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If his right eye had only seen

more racks.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:20 pm

Cackos the Blow Man

Cackos the blowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a crack-rock pipe and a bloody nose
and two eyes all red and swole.
Cackos the blowman is a fairy boy, they say,
He was full of blow and the children
know why he came to school that day.
There must have been some cronic in that
old zip bag he found.
For when he burned it in a bowl
he began to dance around.
O, Cackos the blowman
was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me.
Pumpetty pump pump,
pumpety pump pump,
Look at Cackos go.
Pumpetty pump pump,
pumpety pump pump,
Miles of cock he’ll blow.

Cackos the blowman knew
the boys were hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
we'll have some fun
now and then I’ll suck away."
Down to the village,
with binoculars in his hand,
Running here and there all
around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
right to the Leather Club.
And he only paused a moment when
A boy yelled “Rubba Rub!!”
For Cackos the blow man
had to hurry on along,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Use this wipe,
I'll be back fo’ mo’ that schlong."
Pumpetty pump pump,
pumpety pump pump,
Look at Cackos go.
Pumpetty pump pump,
pumpety pump pump,
Miles of cock he’ll blow.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:24 pm

Said AP's left eye to his right
Do you see what I see?

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:24 pm

Merry Christmas to one and all.

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:28 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Said AP's left eye to his right
Do you see what I see?

I actually laughed out loud.

RACK.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:28 pm

I remember the lovely Christmas card from Cinder years ago. I loved the stocking stuffer in this photo.

Rip City

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:34 pm

Oh, there’s no place like
Kevnic's Dome for the holidays,
‘Cause no matter how far away he roams
When he pines for the sunshine
Of an antler-free clime
For the holidays, you can habitate
Kevnic's Dome, sweet home

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:37 pm

O come, all ye faithful
pizza tips and credit cards
O come ye, O come ye to T1B
Come and behold him;
Born the King of Douchebags
O come, let us pile on him
O come, let us pile on him
O come, let us pile on him, 'Slinger the Boardbitch

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:39 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Said AP's left eye to his right
Do you see what I see?

Holy shit, that's funny.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:44 pm

Vixen wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Said AP's left eye to his right
Do you see what I see?
I actually laughed out loud.

RACK.

As did I. Another rack is hereby divied.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:54 pm

Oh Martytard oh Martytard,
won’t you please listen to us
Oh Martytard oh Martytard
Just crawl away and die somewhere

Some little hole up in Canada
Way up north past 60 latitude
Oh Martytard oh Martytard
Your impending death delights us

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:11 pm

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:47 pm

Jesus Christ.

YD · Post by YD » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:51 pm

jfc I bwahahahaha'ed over and over

god rack us everyone

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:18 pm

Oh blurry sight!
The room is wildly spinning
I've added 12 long neck beers to my Girth!
My dick in hand, on the internet I'm sinning
Till the Deer appear'd , and the assrape now I'm spinning.
A Deer Pile on and T1b rejoices
For south of my crack breaks a new and glorious hole!

Fall on my knees
And Hear the Reindeer Voices
Oh hear me whine,
Oh night, My ass was torn
Oh hear me whine
Oh hear me whine

I walk into walls, and bounce around careening
I pissed on my hand, which I will not be cleaning
I drop another post, a pile of something steaming
Here come the Deer, to smack my ass till bleeding
The "stay down" calls, I certainly won't be heeding
My lazy eye, towards my nose is leaning.

Fall on my knees
And Hear the Reindeer Voices
Oh hear me whine,
Oh night, My ass was torn
Oh hear me whine
Oh hear , O hear me whine

AP's Cooky Eye · Post by **AP's Cooky Eye** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:19 pm

I was going to write a song and post it, but I kinda lost focus.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:28 pm

Can't

Stop

Laughing

Rack each and every one of you.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:34 pm

I wrote one to the tune of that classic Kwanza song, wanna hear it?
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:crickets:

Bode Christmas!

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:56 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Said AP's left eye to his right
Do you see what I see?

oh my god. You shouldn't take that man.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:59 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Said AP's left eye to his right
Do you see what I see?
oh my god. You shouldn't take that man.

Why not? It was funny... finally.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:01 pm

You're supposed to hit back, is why!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:02 pm

Look, I stepped in it and am taking it by EM's lyrics, etc. Let them get creative. Sure the smack is as accurate as saying PSU stutters, but let 'em have fun.

AP's Cooky Eye · Post by **AP's Cooky Eye** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:06 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Look, I stepped in it and am taking it by EM's lyrics, etc. Let them get creative. Sure the smack is as accurate as saying PSU stutters, but let 'em have fun.

I don't quite see eye-to-eye with you on this take.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:07 pm

oh my god. You shouldn't take that man.

what are you gonna do - add him to your sig and ask for prayers?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:08 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:EM's lyrics, etc.

Okay finally he's started outing us.

The count so far:
Otis
Elvira Minister

Is that everyone running the deer or do you have more outings in the works, AP?

Cupid · Post by **Cupid** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:13 pm

I'm going to guess that the other ones are Solomon Grundy, Black Manta, and Cheeta.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:20 pm

Cupid wrote:I'm going to guess that the other ones are Solomon Grundy, Black Manta, and Cheeta.

Cupid = Loganfan

T1B

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