***2007 DEATH POOL***

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:40 pm

Cueball wrote:Kirk Douglas, actor, old dude
George Steinbrenner, asshole, bad calzone
Nicole Richie, "actress", 8 ball
George H.W. Bush, "president", quaker oats overdose
50 cent, thug, driveby

I've already tabbed Kirk.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:24 pm

Cicero wrote:I've already tagged Kirk.

Is that Tiberious's name?

Sinner.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:26 pm

Harper Lee - author of To Kill A Mocking Bird. Hunting accident.
Macaulay Culkin - alleged actor. Car crash while driving home alone.
Jason Acuna , aka Wee Man - Jackass stunt midget. Venomous snake bite.
Sacha Baron Cohen - comic actor (Borat, Ali G). Assault & battery.
Christopher Lowell - flaming homo. Bizarre gardening accident.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:37 pm

Mookie Wilson
Dan Jones

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:55 pm

Jenna Bush: Automobile accident
Mark Foley: Suicide
Bindi Sue Irwin: Snakebite
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Helicopter crash
General Pervez Musharraf: Assasination

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:12 pm

Monte Clark-ex-head coach Det.Lions....Heart
Mike Tyson-Boxer...suicide
Suri Cruise-TomKat offspring...SIDS
George H.W. Bush-ex-prez...cancer
Danika Patrick-racer-On the job accident

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:30 pm

Atomic Punk - trampled by reindeer

AP's Cooky Eye · Post by **AP's Cooky Eye** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:40 pm

Doc says that if we find a donor then it looks like I'll have a decent shot at making your list.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:03 pm

Wow, one busy day at work and I'm in really late.

Larry Hagman, actor, played Tony Nelson on "I Dream of Jeannie" and J.R. Ewing on "Dallas": liver failure.
Ralph Wilson, Buffalo Bills owner: old age.
Dick Clark, TV host: Alzheimer's Disease.
Flyers:
Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela: assassination.
Snoop Dogg, rapper: murdered.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:28 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Wow, one busy day at work

Had to happen sooner or later.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:34 pm

Ernest Gallo-famous maker of shitty wine- Blood Cot
Billy Graham-Evangelist- Cancer of the mouth
Steven Segal- actor/wifebeater- kicks himself in the head and breaks neck
Gary Busey-actor- Car crash after heavy night of drinking
Stephen Hawking- astrosupercalifragilistic math and science guy- self inflicted gun shot wound after losing game of checkers to a chicken

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:24 am

WolverineSteve wrote:Monte Clark-ex-head coach Det.Lions....Heart
Mike Tyson-Boxer...suicide
Suri Cruise-TomKat offspring...SIDS
George H.W. Bush-ex-prez...cancer
Danika Patrick-racer-On the job accident

You are sick... but if you score on the Tom Kat kid or Danica that's some major bode.. insurmountable lead I would think...

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:33 am

Ron Santo- baseball player,-kidney failure from diabetes
Estelle Getty- actor, goldne girl-heart attack
beattrice Aurthur-actor, golden girl-heart attack
artie lange- comedian,actor-heart attack from drugs
Lindsay Lohan- singer,actor-overdose

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:04 am

Louis Farrakhan, U.S. Nation of Islam Leader - Prostate Cancer
James Brown, Singer - Diabetes
Joe Jackson, Father of Wacko Jacko - Stroke
John Goodman, Actor - Heart Attack
Lou Henson, Former Illinois Basketball Coach - Kidney Failure

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:56 am

Stephen Hawking- astrosupercalifragilistic math and science guy- self inflicted gun shot wound after losing game of checkers to a chicken

:)

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:14 am

Don King - Promoter/human Q-tip -Wrath of the Almighty.
Chuck Berry- Musician/sexual deviant - Porn induced Heart attack
Leif Garrett - Tiger Beat Icon - Heroin OD / Shivved in the prison library.
Charles Nelson Reilly - Thesbian - Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
~~Gerald Ford - stroke~~ damn taken already..
Barbara Billingsley- Actress - heart attack :(

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:03 pm

1. O J. Simpson - Cocaine Overdose ( $45)
2. Joran van der Sloot - ahem..car accident (?)(netting me $ 80)
3. Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson - complications from stroke.
**4. Ben Powers - Actor on Good Times - final season (changed from Boy George)- Liver Failure.** (edited)
5. Todd Bridges - overdose ($60)

** ted kennedy will never die after the deal he has made with the Devil!!
*********************************

I had to remove these... already taken

1. Gerald Ford - final stroke leading to heart attack..(netting me $8)
-Damn.. I should read first!! Someone is gonna make $8 the easy way!!

5. Lindsay Lohan - overdose ($80)
- Damn, AGAIN!!

3. Snoop Doggy Dogg - bullet wounds ($ 65)
- Dizzle Damn Fizzle

4. Dick Cheney - hunting accident ($25)
.... I should have figured this..

3. George Steinbrenner - Heart Attack in October ($5)
I have to pick the obscure ones because all the good ones are taken!

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:28 pm

Cueball wrote:Kirk Douglas, actor, old dude
George Steinbrenner, asshole, bad calzone
Nicole Richie, "actress", 8 ball
George H.W. Bush, "president", quaker oats overdose
50 cent, thug, driveby

Looks like we all need to read closer, Jack. I bagged Steinbrenner early on and WolverineSteve picked GHW Bush off my list too. I need to change 2 picks also, so here goes:

~~Kirk Douglas~~ - Nouri al-Maliki, Iraqi PM, car bomb
~~Nicole Richie~~ - Eric " Butterbean" Esch, freak show, heart attack

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:06 pm

I have to edit mine too. Crown already had Dick Clark.

I'll replace him with:

~~Dick Clark~~ Frank Gifford, former NFL Hall of Famer/broadcaster/Mr. Kathy Lee/tagged a stewardess with a huge rack: Old age.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:41 pm

I'll go with Peter Boyle....

what do I win.....

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:22 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
jtr wrote:Fidel Castro - cuban leader - old age
Vinny Del Negro - NBA player - car accident
Pat Summerall - NFL broadcaster - heart attack
Ted Kennedy - senator - stroke
George Gaynes - actor from Police Academy - old age
Jess, a couple of your selections have already been picked (Castro, Kennedy).

edited it

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:59 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Jack Kevorkian, physician, hepatitis

Oh, and btw -- you might want to edit your cause of death, just in case. Hepatitis means "inflammation of the liver." Most people associate hepatitis with viral hepatitis, which indeed inflames the liver. There's also alcoholic hepatitis, and other causes of hepatitis. And they all have one thing in common -- they're never the cause of death. Viral hepatitis isn't fatal. However, the various forms of hepatitis can lead to the cause of death known as "liver failure."

You know...like what's going to happen to Pamela Anderson soon, if she doesn't stop shooting up heroin, and putting interferon in that syringe instead.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:09 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Oh, and btw -- you might want to edit your cause of death, just in case. Hepatitis means "inflammation of the liver."

Thank you, Gil Grissom. You may also want to go back and correct people who mistakenly listed the manner of death (like suicide) versus cause of death.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:10 pm

Did anybody have SD DemocRat Senator Tim Johnson?

word is out he's just had a stroke.

oh, and the Governor is a republicanm

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:20 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Jack Kevorkian, physician, hepatitis
Oh, and btw -- you might want to edit your cause of death, just in case. Hepatitis means "inflammation of the liver." Most people associate hepatitis with viral hepatitis, which indeed inflames the liver. There's also alcoholic hepatitis, and other causes of hepatitis. And they all have one thing in common -- they're never the cause of death. Viral hepatitis isn't fatal. However, the various forms of hepatitis can lead to the cause of death known as "liver failure."

You know...like what's going to happen to Pamela Anderson soon, if she doesn't stop shooting up heroin, and putting interferon in that syringe instead.

Dinsdale wrote:I've never claimed to be a "know-it-all."

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:31 pm

Mohamed Al Fayed - Dodi's Dad/Princess Di's almost father in law - Somewhere in his 60's - Heart Failure.
Robbie Knievel - Evel's less talanted daredevil kid - Somewhere in his 40's - Motorcycle accident.
Senator Obama whatshisface - (D) IL - Dark skinned presidential hopeful - Somewhere in his 40's - Assassination.
Scott Weiland - Lead Singer of Velvet revolver - Somewhere in his 30's - Killed by deranged fan.
Sean Preston Spears - son of Britney and her dirtbag ex - 24 months old - Electrocution.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:04 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I've never claimed to be a "know-it-all."

And I still haven't. No BODE for you, no matter how (understandably) desperate you are for it.

I have never claimed to know everything, or even close to it.

I do, however, claim to know more about just about everything than you people. That's not back-patting, boasting, or BODing on my part...I take little pride in being smarter than a group of complete fucking retards.

When I go toe-to-toe with Stephen Hawking in a debate about quantam physics, then I'll have accomplished something. Pointing out how you clowns routinely prove how fucking dense you are...not so much.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:44 am

jerry stiller
pete dougherty (kate moss; boyfriend)
bill russell
jonny depp
magic johnson

edit fix need to fix again soon i assume.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:08 am

jerry stiller
pete dougherty (kate moss; boyfriend)
kirk douglas taken page one
ernest borgnine if hes not dead already either way, taken page one.
kurt vonnegut taken, page one

Sorry BBQ. Ya might wanna get someone to read thru the list for ya.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:16 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
Sorry BBQ. Ya might wanna get someone to read thru the list for ya.

you dont have to be a fucker about it, i read all three pagesa and i dont do spreadsheets. relax.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:24 am

Easy there, B. wasn't trying to be a fucker. Just thought. what with the mucus on the brain and all, you might need a hand.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:30 am

What a bunch of fucking tards we have here.

Luth ...... you need to add in a 10 point penalty for anyone that it to fucking stupid to read who is already taken.

Maybe we should just start a new contest. Hell, death pools are just friggin creepy and morbid. The better contest would be predicting which douche bags here could not follow the most simple of rules.

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:56 am

kcdave wrote:Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.

more to come.

Wow that didnt take long just saw on espn.com dude took a dirt nap.

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:27 am

kcdave wrote:Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.

more to come.

"Uh-Oh You've really done it this time Davey"

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:28 pm

chargerfan wrote:
kcdave wrote:Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.

more to come.
Wow that didnt take long just saw on espn.com dude took a dirt nap.

Yeah. Please don't mention my name, Dave. :)

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:48 pm

If it's okay with the judges, upon further review I'd like to change a few of my selections. My original selections were:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Wow, one busy day at work and I'm in really late.

Larry Hagman, actor, played Tony Nelson on "I Dream of Jeannie" and J.R. Ewing on "Dallas": liver failure.
Ralph Wilson, Buffalo Bills owner: old age.
Dick Clark, TV host: Alzheimer's Disease.
Flyers:
Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela: assassination.
Snoop Dogg, rapper: murdered.

After reviewing all the posts and seeing that Crown took Dick Clark earlier, I replaced him with Frank Gifford.

At this point I'd like to make the following changes:

~~Ralph Wilson~~ Billy Graham, evangelist: Parkinson's Disease.
~~Hugo Chavez~~ Omar Abdel-Rahman, blind sheikh terrorist: Natural causes (note that he's not on death row).

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:11 am

kcdave wrote:Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.
Bob Barker - Game show host
Charlton Heston - Actor
Gary Glitter - musician

RiP Lamar.

Updated List:

Bob Barker - Game show host
Charlton Heston - Actor
Gary Glitter - musician
Rowdy Roddy Piper - Pro Rassler

DamnTheCowboys · Post by **DamnTheCowboys** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:23 am

Tammy Faye Bakker, evangelist, cancer

Bill Walsh, former 49ers head coach, leukemia

Barbara West, one of two living Titanic survivors, old age

George Beverly Shea, singer, old age

J.D. Salinger, writer, suicide

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:06 pm

DamnTheCowboys wrote:Tammy Faye Bakker, evangelist, cancer

Bill Walsh, former 49ers head coach, leukemia

Barbara West, one of two living Titanic survivors, old age

George Beverly Shea, singer, old age

J.D. Salinger, writer, suicide

Based upon the rules of the Death Pool, that Titanic survivor will get you a negative number if the old bat is over a hundred ...some times the sure thing can work against you.

DamnTheCowboys · Post by **DamnTheCowboys** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:42 pm

Derron wrote:
DamnTheCowboys wrote:Tammy Faye Bakker, evangelist, cancer

Bill Walsh, former 49ers head coach, leukemia

Barbara West, one of two living Titanic survivors, old age

George Beverly Shea, singer, old age

J.D. Salinger, writer, suicide
Based upon the rules of the Death Pool, that Titanic survivor will get you a negative number if the old bat is over a hundred ...some times the sure thing can work against you.

Barbara Joyce West Dainton (born May 24, 1911) was born in Bournemouth, Dorset, England and was 10 months and 22 days old when the Titanic sank. She is one of only two survivors of the disaster who are still living today.