FSU Cowgirl for rent....

BlindRef · Post by **BlindRef** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:56 pm

Have FSU Cowgirl/SI ‘Columnist’ Jenn Sterger Attend Your New Year’s Eve Party for Just $600!

As we approach one of the most overrated nights of the year, New Year’s Eve, emails float around the net with ideas how to jazz up your party. An instant hit - pay a D-list celebrity to show up!

A tipster forwarded us an email that is currently making the rounds in which names such as the kids from Real World: Denver ($1,000 plus expenses), LOST’s Michelle Rodriguez ($15,000), and Ron Jeremy ($3,500 plus expenses for two people) are included.

Sandwiched between internet pin-up Cindy Margolis ($15,000 plus expenses for two people) and guitarist CC Deville ($5,000 plus expenses for two people): Sports Illustrated columnist Jenn Sterger.

For $600 (plus expenses), the legendary Florida State cowgirl can show up at your party and do … well, that’s not really specific. Surely, you can think of a few things.

The ad reads:

Jenn from FSU Cowgirls, Maxim and Playboy!

Only $600. plus expenses. 2 other ladies available if needed.
Exclusive to Esterman

We can only assume Sterger’s two friends are these two nymphets who joined the Cowgirl in a tasty Maxim spread a few months back.

You just know there’s a poor Gators fan who is begging his mom for spring for Sterger’s services right this very minute. How’s this for a triple: Christmas, New Year’s Eve with Jenn Sterger, and the National Championship, all in a two weeks span. And if we’re lucky, Sterger will write about this experience for SI.com!

[Update: Apparently, there are those of you who don’t believe this. However, you can find Sterger’s ad right here. She’s available for ‘bookings all over the country.’ We’re in for $25 if you book her and produce photos from the event.]

Posted by TheBigLead on Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 at 3:06 pm.

4 Responses to “Have FSU Cowgirl/SI ‘Columnist’ Jenn Sterger Attend Your New Year’s Eve Party for Just $600!”
That’s not much use to us without the contact info…

Left by Sisto on December 13th, 2006
i’d pay her an extra $200 not to talk about sports.

Left by The Big Picture on December 13th, 2006
apologies all around … check out

http://www.esterman.com

The Big Lead will kick in $20 - nee, $25!! - to anyone who hires Sterger for their party. All we ask that you share the photos with us.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:02 pm

Were in.

sincerely, Duke Lacrosse team

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:26 pm

The circle is nearly complete. What a run it's been.

Damn, Jenn is looking hungry. Someone feed that girl!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:03 pm

How much for Zyclone?

-SissyCrown

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:04 pm

for the cost of CC Deville (possibly *the* definition of a washed up never-was)....you could get Sterger *and* Ron Jeremy and have still have 900$ left.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:59 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:That is one unattractive woman.

Who you kidding Sam? you would be all over that like ugly on an ape and you know it.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:15 pm

King Crimson wrote:for the cost of CC Deville (possibly *the* definition of a washed up never-was)....you could get Sterger *and* Ron Jeremy and have still have 900$ left.

In. I'd get the two of them, if for NO other reason, to watch "The Captain" try to lay her the root the entire evening...

Fuck, honestly, it'd be worth it to me just to hang out with him all night... you KNOW that motherfucker is funny, and from all of the "reality" shit that I've seen him in, he seems like a really cool, down-to-earth guy too... Besides, I'm guessing there's roughly a 95% chance that we could double-team that bandwagoning skank. Did she make many games this year, or was she too busy "writing" for wherever?

the_ouskull

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:20 pm

Classic.......

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:55 pm

Nolesy wrote:Were in.

sincerely, Duke Lacrosse team

Well played...

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:56 am

the_ouskull wrote:
King Crimson wrote:for the cost of CC Deville (possibly *the* definition of a washed up never-was)....you could get Sterger *and* Ron Jeremy and have still have 900$ left.
In. I'd get the two of them, if for NO other reason, to watch "The Captain" try to lay her the root the entire evening...

Fuck, honestly, it'd be worth it to me just to hang out with him all night... you KNOW that motherfucker is funny, and from all of the "reality" shit that I've seen him in, he seems like a really cool, down-to-earth guy too... Besides, I'm guessing there's roughly a 95% chance that we could double-team that bandwagoning skank. Did she make many games this year, or was she too busy "writing" for wherever?

the_ouskull

don't forget to wipe your cock on the drapes before you go home!

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:31 am

peter dragon wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:
King Crimson wrote:for the cost of CC Deville (possibly *the* definition of a washed up never-was)....you could get Sterger *and* Ron Jeremy and have still have 900$ left.
In. I'd get the two of them, if for NO other reason, to watch "The Captain" try to lay her the root the entire evening...

Fuck, honestly, it'd be worth it to me just to hang out with him all night... you KNOW that motherfucker is funny, and from all of the "reality" shit that I've seen him in, he seems like a really cool, down-to-earth guy too... Besides, I'm guessing there's roughly a 95% chance that we could double-team that bandwagoning skank. Did she make many games this year, or was she too busy "writing" for wherever?

the_ouskull
don't forget to wipe your cock on the drapes before you go home!

and steal $40 out of her purse and drop the load on her back. So she can wake up sticky broken and mad. Thanks, Sam

Funny story. A few years ago me, the wife, her parents, brother and aunt were headed to Vegas. We are standing in line at the Houston airport. Low and behold I turn around and there is the hedgehog himself! My wife's aunt isn't the most "cultured" person in the world and asks who that is.

I said "Ron Jeremy." "Dude is like one of the biggest porn stars in the world."

Aunt: "Eewwwwww. What is so big about him?"

Me: "His cock. It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple."

So we get on the plane and Ron is sitting behind my brother-in-law. My wife snaps: "Hey, Patrick, are you feeling anything poking you in the back?"

Ron Jeremy laughed. I laughed. Her aunt was so uptight. My mother-in-law tells to to loosen up. I said..."Yeah, go meet Ron in the bathroom and you will be real loose."

He laughed again.

Carry on.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:50 am

since when does one have to be cultured to know who Ron Jeremy is?

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:53 am

peter dragon wrote:since when does one have to be cultured to know who Ron Jeremy is?

Believe me, she lives in city where you go to Chili's for a good meal.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:03 am

Fuck, I'm in small-town Oklahoma again. I'd LOVE to live in a town where Chili's was a "good meal." It's not like "civilization" is too far away, but still...

the_ouskull

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:41 am

i'll be in toronto. canadian girls kick ass.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:56 pm

I wish she would fucking go away. Many FSU fans grew tired of her act a long time ago. There are easily a 1,000 hotter girls at FSu if not more.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:39 am

Crown, you were the same dildo defending her back when we all started in on her. Good work.

the_ouskull

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:30 pm

Good story, Harv.