Would You (!)

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:18 pm

Be Honest.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:19 pm

That's what extra large stockings are for.

Actually she's a 2 stocking'er.

AP's Cooky Eye · Post by **AP's Cooky Eye** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:21 pm

I wouldn't touch that 3-titted freak with one of the reindeer dicks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:45 pm

Parchment skin and implants - not a good look.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:38 pm

any dude who says no is lying. hey pron, is it ok if this gmilf is photoshopped to hell and back, as long as you get to knuckle your salami?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:41 pm

Then, does the fact that many would say no to you bother you?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:44 pm

RACK ST!

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:52 pm

For her age, she is a world class hottie. ;)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:59 pm

pron wrote:For her age, she is a world class hottie. ;)

The problem is, she might not be as old as you think...looks like a 40 y/o methmouth to me -ERRRR, I mean Pamela Anderson in a few years.

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:01 pm

mvscal wrote:Granted it might be for no other reason than to shut her the fuck up for just a few minutes, but still...

Throw a box of cookies off a bridge and you'll likely silence her forever.

Britney's Discharge · Post by **Britney's Discharge** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:04 pm

It may be old, but it does look clean.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:08 pm

pron wrote:For her age, she is a world class hottie. ;)

She would be, if she removed all the warpaint from her face and chest (!), and the extremely BAD tit job. There are great tit jobs, and when I remember who has some, I'll post some NSFW links, but most are botched. You read some of the articles coming out about how doctors themselves are ruining the cosmetic surgery industry by entering into it without knowing what the fuck they're doing but thinking a weekend course is enough?

She also has on a wig, or something else is drastically wrong with her hair; and I'll bet those are NOT her real irises.

PSUFAN wrote:
pron wrote:For her age, she is a world class hottie. ;)
The problem is, she might not be as old as you think...looks like a 40 y/o methmouth to me -.

In other words, she looks like Fergie without the extensive photoshopping. Anybody seen Fergie without the wytching? or without the intentionally deglammed black dancers behind her? Meth fucked her up, and she used to be fine. I still want to know why FERGIE would get involved in that mess.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:17 pm

SaladTosser wrote:Then, does the fact that many would say no to you bother you?

I own a vagina. Men are stupid (well, women are too, but...). Put the two together ... wahlah. I think that's the one thing AFF taught me: ANYONE can get laid. Hell, you can get laid, ST. Doesn't matter if you're wearing pants, or if you put on a dress and make your face up like your idol, Mr. Rogers Nelson. You will get laid tonight.... 90% chance it'll be by another man, but you will get laid tonight.

Except you're not talking about that, you're talking about ideal choices, right?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:36 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:
SaladTosser wrote:Then, does the fact that many would say no to you bother you?
I own a vagina. Men are stupid (well, women are too, but...). Put the two together ... wahlah. I think that's the one thing AFF taught me: ANYONE can get laid. Hell, you can get laid, ST. Doesn't matter if you're wearing pants, or if you put on a dress and make your face up like your idol, Mr. Rogers Nelson. You will get laid tonight.... 90% chance it'll be by another man, but you will get laid tonight.

Except you're not talking about that, you're talking about ideal choices, right?

Fantastic homo smack and Prince smack - all rolled up into one paragraph. Original and creative.

Actually, I WASN'T talking about "ideal choices." I was simply talking about one's ability to stomach the physical shape, smell and look of another long enough to dump a load on, or inside, said other. I'm sure you can get laid, but that wasn't my point. My point was that EVERY guy on this board would nail that clown-faced, big-tittied skank. Conversely, most on this board would not touch your mouthy fat ass with a ten foot Dinsdale. Ya, you can get laid, but I was talking about the kind of getting laid where you don't have to pose naked on all fours on your front porch with a tablecloth and buffet of crack rocks, Cheetos and grape soda spread across your back in order to get laid.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:41 pm

SaladTosser wrote:but I was talking about the kind of getting laid where you don't have to pose naked on all fours on your front porch with a tablecloth and buffet of crack rocks, Cheetos and grape soda spread across your back in order to get laid.

Ouch. Rack #2 in this thread for ST.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:03 pm

thats kinda what madonna looks like these days

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:03 pm

SaladTosser wrote:Actually, I WASN'T talking about "ideal choices."

There are always 'ideal choices' versus 'choices right now', for men and women. That's life, and biology.

My point was that EVERY guy on this board would nail that clown-faced, big-tittied skank.

That's also my point. Except I stopped there, and you were using it only to preface a cheap shot.

Conversely, most on this board would not touch your mouthy fat ass with a ten foot Dinsdale.

Most on this board can't even touch themselves without nursing home assistance. What's your point? /cheapshot

Ya, you can get laid,

And so can you. And that's the only point.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:04 pm

jtr wrote:thats kinda what madonna looks like these days

don't insult the anonymous gmilf with that comparison. madonna looks horrible, and guy ritchie is even ready to quit with her bullshit.

lourdes and rocco (and little david) on the other hand, are simply adorable. that's going to be worse for rocco than for lourdes.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:04 pm

without alcohol...NO!

after 9 drinks... I hope not but I wouldn't put it past my drunken self!!

I would of course have to hang myself in the morning!!

God!! That face is scary!!

Her body isn't bad for a 70 year old!!

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:06 pm

Thanks! For!! The!!! Great! Story!! Jack!!!!

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:07 pm

Jack wrote:God!! That face is scary!!

you're more afraid of the warpaint than of the frankentits? what's wrong with you?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:09 pm

Blitzen wrote:Thanks! For!! The!!! Great! Story!! Jack!!!!

Goddamn, I'm simple. I giggled like a school girl when I read that.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:11 pm

...all those crosses around her neck are an interesting touch :wink: .....oh, and HELL NO!

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:38 pm

Would I have to pay her too?

-AP

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:40 pm

Anyone think that AP has ever had a conversation with a woman where he didn't have to give her his credit card number first?

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:05 am

Ingse Bodil wrote:nursing home assistance.

You rang?

-AP

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:20 am