Jobs AP will hold in 2007.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:43 pm

List them.

Opthamologist

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:44 pm

None of them.

YD · Post by YD » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:44 pm

4 way intersection traffic cop

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:47 pm

Seeing eye dog.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:48 pm

timmay wrote:8 way intersection traffic cop

FTFY

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:53 pm

Awww, he's admitting defeat at the hands of trolls. How cute.

Dumb pussy.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:59 pm

Whattup Prime? You've been outted unless you share your password... which is what the word around the campfire is. No, you can't fight under your Primefag nic can you?

Very weak effort you circle jerk target. Sucks to be you.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:59 pm

Owner of his own Tommy's Franchise.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:03 pm

Porn, firefighting or testing the new F-15

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:05 pm

I'd say he's got a full time job already, removing reindeers from his nutsack.

Well a seasonal one, anyway.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:11 pm

Good one, Bushman. Should I shift around or can you breathe fine with my fuzzy nuts on your nostrils?

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:36 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Sucks to be you.

The mirror isn't going to talk back to you, light weight. Quit wasting your time.

Oh look. Even Bushice is laughing at you.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:48 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Sucks to be you.

Yes, I'm sure he's just clamoring to be you right about now.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:53 pm

Then I would have nuclear submarine, flight traning, net stalker AND nurses aid skillz... and I could even watch my TV with my back facing it. You gotta admit, that would be pretty sweet.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:56 pm

Don't forget a wandering eye. No, that would mean that 99% of your alleged smack would be gone.

Damn you can't buy this kind of entertainment beating up on a fucking tard like yourself.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:59 pm

Whoa, I thought we were cool?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:03 am

Of course we are. This is a smack board.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:11 am

Toddowen wrote:Mountain climber.

I'm afraid of heights. That won't do.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:49 am

Depends on where you want to go with this. After all, you have eaten at Tommy's World Famous Hamburgers and In~N~Out Burger during your time in socal. So we share a bit of good eating experiences.

However, you keep talking about suicide and are a disappointment to the "would be" weapon of choice. Think about this Holiday Season and the painful memories you've experienced and how this could be the year to end it all.

Now THAT is a positive aspect of negative thinking.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:10 am

ap you really living in mexico now?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:24 am

Yes, but I commute from the Oaxaca region of Mexico to California during grape picking season. Good news... I'm still in the interview process of getting a gig in Salinas to pick artichokes. So far I've made it through the first two interviews. Wish me luck.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:27 am

Leading role in the 2007 remake of the 1940 Hollywood "classic" Dr. Cyclops.

Plot: One-eyed California drifter gives up a promising career as Ms Cumdump's lapdog to pursue a job as a pan-boy and asshole irrigator at a Mexican nursing home. Overcoming many obstacles, the hero enters a 12-step "get-well" program designed to ween one from cock and liquor. Falling off the wagon on many occassions, Nurse Cyclops often finds himself in his familiar position as dick pin cushion. After a particularly distressing near-death experience in which he is rushed to the E.R. to have his stomach pumped of semens & 7, Nurse Cyclops finds the inner strenght to give it all up....cold turkey. He then devotes himself to being the very best one-eyed nursing home waste-management laboror he can be. Uplifting and moving, this film is an instant classic.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:11 am

ap do you keep a diary or log of your journies?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:17 am

jtr wrote:ap do you keep a diary or log of your journies?

Yep.

Sin