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In.

Sadly, I'll have to say the fucker holds out a bit longer .... Jan. 14.

Hopefully, a slow, gradual, painful death, from here on out.

War staph infections and myself and Roach both being wrong.
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December 27th
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I queried "Cuban National Holiday's" and I got June 1 as "Innertube flight outa Havana." No seriously, I'll go with October 10 "Beginning of the Wars of Independence."

I don't know what they do on that day, whether they BBQ, salsa dance, wear that goofy box style Fidel hat, or do my favorite Foster Brooks walk across the stage and trip and break my knee and arm ala Fidel of a year or so ago.

Fidel's stumble, but I didn't add the sound effect.

Oct 10. But on a twist, I think someone slipped him enough to OD.

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are there extra points for how?

it'll be the cancer. he'll die on a wednesday.
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I say the commie passes on sept 4
Al Davis=Fidel Castro
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I hope it's soon. The Yankees need a pitcher.
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Internal shit takes you fast.

August 15.
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August 11th
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JCT wrote:I hope it's soon. The Yankees need a pitcher.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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RACK!

Castro actually dying????

yeah...right.

September 9th.

Castro gets TROTSed out onto the Field to do the Coin Toss for the Texas v Ohio State Game.

then BEVO shitz down his neck.

but...all of a sudden...Tressel revives Castro....and cleans him up.....then props him up and Castro declares that THE Ohio State University ARE THE National Champions!

Earle Bruce comes out of the crowd and "beheads" Castro with his Fidora.

September 9th....yeah.....whatever.
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Qbert wrote:
JCT wrote:I hope it's soon. The Yankees need a pitcher.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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RACK!
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JCT wrote:I hope it's soon. The Yankees need a pitcher.
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I'll go with a good socialist holiday, october 17.
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As long as it is after January 1 and before next December 31 I will be happy
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