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chuckie D is on fire in the U&L

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A few weeks back we had chink dude with poor navigation skills. Then it was those maroons on the hood. Now the locals are representin'. Apparently there are scores of U&Lers without power that fearing they might suffer the same fate as the texicle snow caveman, are cranking up the barby.....right smack in the middle of the living room. Others are firing up their gas powered generators, right next to the barby, in the living room.

Wow. Just fukking wow. Dins, can you let your fellow U&Lers know that it might be a better idea to throw on an extra sweater or two. Bust out a few quilts maybe. Or hop in the car and go for a ride. Just don't decide that you'll ride out the storm while burning a few porterhouses next to the xmas tree. As for the generator in the living room dude, you get extra points for a high degree of stupidassness. Put the fucking generator on the porch and run the power cord through a cracked open window.

Worst part of this is, that I would think that most of these fukks aren't in that cold a place. It ain't like they are in north dakota where you gotta worry about pipes freezing. From what I know, unless you are on top of a fukking mountain, it simply ain't that cold.

Well, all I have left to say is Rack the hell outta chuck darwin. Many say he's over the hill and can't bring it like he used to. The U&L has shown that the chuckster still has some game.
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This trend was actually started about 1989 when some Humong / Laotian / slant eyed gook motherfuckers that thought it would be most excellent to bring the hibachi into the living room to keep the apartment warm at night.

Wasted about 3 of them in that incident on Allen Blvd in Beaverton, which was known as SE Asia in those days.

I do believe that the Greater Seattle area has complete BODE on the carbon monoxide poisioning thing. I recall reading a clip in the paper that over 100 Washingotn mensas had been admitted to area hospitals.

I have a public utility with awesome lines and my power was out all of 27 minutes. Even if it was out longer, I have a 7500 watt generator that can be plugged into my panel in about 3 minutes.
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damn---add the Peter Boyle/DenseDale debacle to the mix and the  503/ 541/ 971 isn't looking very good
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seattle? are you fukking kidding me? how cold does it get there in the dead of winter? 35, maybe 40? that ain't cold. It's chilly. thirty five fukking degrees and you are dry and inside, you ain't got no worries. When some poor ghetto rat on the south side of chicago gets hisself kilt while 'Qing in his living room, it is almost understandable as it is probably about negative something outside. But, if you get dead just because you was trying to keep from being a little chilly, then all I can say is "take'em away, chuck"
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Pretty much sums it all up... fucking idiots....


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Yea,gotta confirm THE reports. The newspaper had a big article about a 100 or so folks from the Seattle area had carbon monoxide poisening with about fifteen or twenty needing the hyperbaric treatment. A couple of dudes died!
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True, Darwin is taking out the trash, but let us not forget that there are very few Washingtonians left in Seattle, and 35-40 degrees is pretty fucking cold if you are a California transplant.

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I don't give a shit where you are from, 35 degrees is just chilly. Unless you are outside in the wind and soaking fucking wetness, you'll be a'ight with just a jacket. If that ain't enough mix in a shot or three of your favorite whiskey. I always thought that southern comfort made a nice anti freeze.
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smackaholic wrote:I don't give a shit where you are from, 35 degrees is just chilly.
and if we cut your annoying head off, we could take you to Hawaii and you'd still be cold.
smackaholic wrote:I always thought that southern comfort made a nice anti freeze.
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yeah, you fucking mouth breathing flyovers ought to have the swift "herd thinning" efficiency of the U&L.

Rack the northwest for having enough propane to snuff those 100 morons. If they had only had the sense to install proper temporary ventilation with the correct screws to secure the ductwork, meeting the high standards of U&L inspection, they could have had the houses warm enough for nice kegger. that's right kegger. for those of you idiots that dont know what a keg is , its what they put finely crafted U&L microbews in so you can indulge yourself with some native hoppy goodness. I know a guy who owns a gas bbq company and he told me how to heat a 2400 sq foot house with a bbq no problem. fuking neanderthals.

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Moorese wrote:...and 35-40 degrees is pretty fucking cold if you are a California transplant.
If you're from San Diego or LA, sure, that might be a bit nippy. But most of Northern and Eastern CA is nothing but snow-covered mountains in the winter. Also, most CA transplants tend to move up to the Seattle area for work, which means it's probably technology-related, which means they probably aren't stupid enough to not know about carbon monoxide poisoning...unless CA suddenly equals Tennessee and you forgot to tell everyone else. :lol:
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mvscal wrote:
OCmike wrote: Also, most CA transplants tend to move up to the Seattle area for work, which means it's probably technology-related, which means they probably aren't stupid enough to not know about carbon monoxide poisoning...
It also means they probably don't have a lick of common sense either.
That's odd... coming from someone in southern California.

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Then please explain the velcro-like grip of San Jose, Oakland and Hayward. Guess you'll need to shake a little harder in the future.
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OCmike wrote:Then please explain the velcro-like grip of San Jose, Oakland and Hayward. Guess you'll need to shake a little harder in the future.
Not really. San Francisco has never had a single day of smog in recorded history.

Can you say that about any city in southern CALIFORNIA?
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Yeah. Hows that 365 days of fag working for ya though?
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I brought this up in another thread.

It amounts to OregonBODE. 6 hospitalized for carbon monoxide poisoning, 0 dead. Washington had over 100 hospitalized, with two dead.


And you don't know the worst of it, smackaholic -- not only was it not freezing, when a storm of that type comes, it comes from the South Pacific, and brings relatively warm temperatures with it. I sat outside checking out the destruction, and the thermometer was well into the 50's during the storm. There was much cooler air behind the front, which is still freezing my ass off at present...but Seattle usually doesn't get quite as cold most of the time. And by "ass-chipping cold" U&L standards, this 32 degree shit is "ass-chipping."

Getting foggy, too. If it ain't raining, it's foggy.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Yeah. Hows that 365 days of fag working for ya though?
You mean that minority that keeps our houses clean and looking spectacular???

I hope they're doing good... I wouldn't want to live in filth.

But, you fucks don't seem to have a problem eating off plates full of shit.

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What is that pic, from 1970?

San Francisco's lack of smog is due to it being bordered by water on three sides, the near constant 30 MPH wind and the fact that 90% of the people who work there can't drive because of horrid freeway design and the minor problem of there being no place to park.

Oh yeah, too bad it's also the homeless mecca of CA.
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OCmike wrote:What is that pic, from 1970?

San Francisco's lack of smog is due to it being bordered by water on three sides, the near constant 30 MPH wind and the fact that 90% of the people who work there can't drive because of horrid freeway design and the minor problem of there being no place to park.

Oh yeah, too bad it's also the homeless mecca of CA.
The socal's are getting desperate... and it's starting to get embarrassing.

You see, we have this thing called "Public transportation" which can take you over 49 square miles for $2... and you can catch it all day long on every corner.

Oh yeah, we can also take a deep breath while we walk that whole 30 seconds to the corner.
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I'm not a native SoCal, I'm originally from the People's Republic of Davis, so I've spent plenty of time in the Bay Area.

You have an extended public transit system because there's no other way to get around SF. People can't drive to work because it'd take them two hours each way, in addition to being charged an exorbitant amount to park once they arrive.

Nice dodge of the homeless catastrophe that is San Francisco.

You also forgot to mention that San Francisco's mayor declared it a sanctuary for illegal aliens. How's that working out for you? :lol:
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420 wrote: You see, we have this thing called "Public transportation" which can take you over 49 square miles for $2... and you can catch it all day long on every corner.
Didn't work all that well in trying to catch an olympic bid - or to keep a football team.
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OCmike wrote:I'm not a native SoCal, I'm originally from the People's Republic of Davis, so I've spent plenty of time in the Bay Area.
Great, you're one of those people that say they're from San Francisco, yet live an hour away and know all about "The City". Cool.
OCmike wrote:You have an extended public transit system because there's no other way to get around SF.
Really???

I can drive from the Bay to the Ocean in 15 minutes!

For those that don't know... that's across the longest part of the "City", and that's including the stop lights!
OCmike wrote:People can't drive to work because it'd take them two hours each way, in addition to being charged an exorbitant amount to park once they arrive.
Complete bullshit!!!

Most people take either a ferry, or the Bay Area Transit.

Psst... I've never had to park more than a block from the place I needed to be in "The City".
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has there ever in the history of these shit boards been a thread that made it through page 1 without being hijacked.

Dins, as for you having bode over the slightly more U&Lers, I doubt it. I attest their better kill ratio to having better building standards. You ever been in an old drafty house? You could have a texas A&M size bonfire in that bitch without getting lethal CO levels.
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smackaholic wrote:has there ever in the history of these shit boards been a thread that made it through page 1 without being hijacked.
http://thetrolls.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.p ... horsecocks --- 15 pages, and counting.
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I most CA transplants tend to move up to the Seattle area for work, which means it's probably technology-related, which means they probably aren't stupid enough to not know about carbon monoxide poisoning...unless CA suddenly equals Tennessee and you forgot to tell everyone else. :lol:
I shink its a damn good thing that I did not have genwator to heat my rickshaw in cold Rorgon winter in wrods.

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Great, you're one of those people that say they're from San Francisco, yet live an hour away and know all about "The City". Cool.
WTF does that make you? YOU don't live in San Fran.
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Whack em and stack em....Darwin on a major role in Seattle.....Rack DARWIN...

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Derron wrote:
I most CA transplants tend to move up to the Seattle area for work, which means it's probably technology-related, which means they probably aren't stupid enough to not know about carbon monoxide poisoning...unless CA suddenly equals Tennessee and you forgot to tell everyone else. :lol:
I shink its a damn good thing that I did not have genwator to heat my rickshaw in cold Rorgon winter in wrods.

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How did Payne Stewart die again? Wasnt he on a plane with Paul Wellstone?
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Trampis wrote:
Derron wrote:
I most CA transplants tend to move up to the Seattle area for work, which means it's probably technology-related, which means they probably aren't stupid enough to not know about carbon monoxide poisoning...unless CA suddenly equals Tennessee and you forgot to tell everyone else. :lol:
I shink its a damn good thing that I did not have genwator to heat my rickshaw in cold Rorgon winter in wrods.

Sincerely,

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How did Payne Stewart die again? Wasnt he on a plane with Paul Wellstone?
Been sucking on the Holon sprayer again ??

Payne Stewart and posse died in a plane accident that had nothing to do with poor planning..just bad luck. They had every expectation that would have been a normal flight.

The gook however was just stupid and the dudes on Mt Hood spent their last rolling dice with Mother Nature and her enforcer, the Grim Reaper. The dudes lost.

Big difference..
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OCmike wrote:
Moorese wrote:...and 35-40 degrees is pretty fucking cold if you are a California transplant.
If you're from San Diego or LA, sure, that might be a bit nippy. But most of Northern and Eastern CA is nothing but snow-covered mountains in the winter. Also, most CA transplants tend to move up to the Seattle area for work, which means it's probably technology-related, which means they probably aren't stupid enough to not know about carbon monoxide poisoning...unless CA suddenly equals Tennessee and you forgot to tell everyone else. :lol:
It was 28 deg when I stepped out to get the paper this morning.

Now I realize that's not exactly arctic, but I'd say it's at least U&L cold.

And I'm by no means a big booster of LA or anything, but this is what it looked like yesterday...

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I lived in socal for a year and a half (Long Beach). It was during El Nino...so it was a period where there was a lot of rainfall there. I often saw the area looking like Mikey's picture above. On clear days, you could stand at Redondo Ave and E. Broadway and look at those mountains and see them clearly - basically, the entire height of the socal area. There were plenty of smoggy days, but overall, I thought socal was pretty beautiful.
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PSUFAN wrote:I lived in socal for a year and a half (Long Beach). It was during El Nino...so it was a period where there was a lot of rainfall there. I often saw the area looking like Mikey's picture above. On clear days, you could stand at Redondo Ave and E. Broadway and look at those mountains and see them clearly - basically, the entire height of the socal area. There were plenty of smoggy days, but overall, I thought socal was pretty beautiful.
But your a fucking idiot that lives in Pittsburgh, what the fuck would you know about beauty?

Psst, that pic wasn't takin' yesterday, and it's wytched you idiot!
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Derron wrote:
Trampis wrote:
Derron wrote: I shink its a damn good thing that I did not have genwator to heat my rickshaw in cold Rorgon winter in wrods.

Sincerely,

James Kim

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How did Payne Stewart die again? Wasnt he on a plane with Paul Wellstone?
Been sucking on the Holon sprayer again ??

Payne Stewart and posse died in a plane accident that had nothing to do with poor planning..just bad luck. They had every expectation that would have been a normal flight.

The gook however was just stupid and the dudes on Mt Hood spent their last rolling dice with Mother Nature and her enforcer, the Grim Reaper. The dudes lost.

Big difference..
Nooooo,I was just making fun of your bad oriental accent,per Payne the week before he died.
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420 wrote:
But your a fucking idiot that lives in Pittsburgh, what the fuck would you know about beauty?

Psst, that pic wasn't takin' yesterday, and it's wytched you idiot!
It was on the front page of the LA Times this morning....idiot.
I guess they make a habit of wytching pictures just to make LA look good.

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Mikey wrote:
420 wrote:
But your a fucking idiot that lives in Pittsburgh, what the fuck would you know about beauty?

Psst, that pic wasn't takin' yesterday, and it's wytched you idiot!
It was on the front page of the LA Times this morning....idiot.

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Like I said... it's been wytched! Show me another photo from another paper to back it up.
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But your a fucking idiot that lives in Pittsburgh, what the fuck would you know about beauty?
I know that this is a skank:

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I know that these people are fools:

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Has that sunk in, Chimey?
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Not that I really need to prove anything to the local cumswiller.

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Fuck! But that looks cold. Best bring the barbeque inside the house right motherfucking now.
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Notice how most of the deaths were around the Seattle area?

The reasons are twofold. The obvious one being that Seattle is a huge metropolitan area, but...it's mostly caifornians and assorted other undesirables. And I think we've recently seen plenty of examples of what happens when we allow the undesirables into the U&L -- they off themselves.


Oh, and futher evidence it's just a bunch of californians dying --

Firewood was also in short supply

Go calis...it's your birthday. Go ahead and freeze to death over a lack of firewood -- that shit don't grow on trees, you know.


Too bad for them...I can't burn firewood fast enough to keep up with the endless suppy that's given to me.

And post-storm, the streets are literally lined with small branches, which dry out enough for emergency use if kept inside for a couple of days.

RACK Mother Nature for taking out our trash. Fuck, unlike our incessantly fucking whining neighbors on the Gulf Coast, we'd love a few more of these, Mom Nature. The more of the stupid people you kill, the happeir we are. They had their chance to leave, and now they're dead. BODE U&L. But Mother Nature -- couldn't you start out by clearing out our now-diluted-by-transplant gene pool before you start importing dumbasses to kill...just an idea.
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