Why did you quit drinking, 'Tosser?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:00 pm

I've been waiting over a week for this story. Who the fuck are you? J.K. Rowling?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:05 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:I've been waiting over a week for this story. Who the fuck are you? J.K. Rowling?

I'll save you from having to search for the other 14 times I've posted this ...........................................

1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer per day
feeling like shit
bleeding from my anus hole
Oh, and my doctor told me my liver was going all Mickey Mantle

I hope you don't think less of me. Oh, and by the way, you are the 4th customer here in this new forum. Please be sure to pick up your commemorative AP Bobble Eye Doll on the way out.

Wandering Lazy Eye · Post by **Wandering Lazy Eye** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:26 pm

Awesome gift. I could use one here and here.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:28 pm

SaladTosser wrote:Oh, and my doctor told me my liver was going all Mickey Mantle

Now you've done it.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:44 pm

1 - 1½ cases? Zrsly? So if I'm under a twelve pack, I'm still mostly cool for a little while, right?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:54 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:1 - 1½ cases? Zrsly?

Ya. Usually at least a 30-pack of Milwaukees Best Light. RACK me.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:09 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:1 - 1½ cases? Zrsly? So if I'm under a twelve pack, I'm still mostly cool for a little while, right?

For more than a little while. It's beer 13 that usually signals the death knell. 12 a day no problem. Hell 24 a day would be no problem if it wasn't for that 13th beer.

So as long as you can avoid beer 13, you're safe.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:15 pm

Roger. Skip 13. I'll count 'em out and leave that one in the case. WAR math!

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:17 pm

Shake up number 13 and give it to a friend or significant other.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:56 pm

SaladTosser wrote:bleeding from my anus hole

We call that "friday."

Sin,

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:05 am

We call that "mvscals joke from last week"

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:06 am

SaladTosser wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:I've been waiting over a week for this story. Who the fuck are you? J.K. Rowling?
I'll save you from having to search for the other 14 times I've posted this ...........................................

1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer per day

Just how large was that beer belly? That's like 3000 calories of carbs a day

T1B

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