Walleyed or Hairlipped?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:43 pm

If you had to have one or the other, which would you choose?

I'd probably choose to be walleyed because that way you could wear sunglasses all of the time and nobody would know. But you'd have to wear a scarf all the time to cover your hairlip and you'd look like that one kid from Fat Albert and even then people would know you were a hairlip every time you tried to sing.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:42 am

it's "woodeye" not walleye....

god I hate when people fuck up a joke.....

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:47 am

he's a disk jockey, cut him some slack.

Could you play red red wine by ub40

YD · Post by YD » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:33 am

hey would you like to dance!?

srry late

Fatsak · Post by **Fatsak** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:53 pm

ElvisMonster wrote: I'd probably choose to be walleyed because that way you could wear sunglasses all of the time and nobody would know. But you'd have to wear a scarf all the time to cover your hairlip and you'd look like that one kid from Fat Albert and even then people would know you were a hairlip every time you tried to sing.

Sincerely,

Jack Handey

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:11 pm

I'd prefer a slope in my forehead. I could get strippers to grind their pussies on it and stuff.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:14 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I'd prefer a slope in my forehead. I could get strippers to grind their pussies on it and stuff.

Dude, it's kinda rude to come into EM's thread and run smack on him. This forum isn't like that.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:40 pm

Hark the hairlipped douchebags sing
"It could be worse -- we could be AP"

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:54 pm

Thanks for ruining what had the potential to be the first archivable thread from this epic new forum. I think you all owe me a BIG apology.

By the way, I was being sarcastic when I said "thanks". I totally am doing the opposite of that. I'm NOT thanking you.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:06 pm

what's hairlipped?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:56 pm

Cleft palate'd.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:34 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Cleft palate'd.

thanks, doug.

umm... rather she be wall-eyed. then at least she can have phone nookie. a cleft palette can only hiss sensually to her lover.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:55 am

RUSTERED!!!1 :mad:

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:51 am

ElvisMonster wrote:RUSTERED!!!1 :mad:

so if you're still taking requests.......

I'd like to hear "Dancing on the Ceiling"......

can you see if you could ~~spin that~~ ....er cue that up in the next hour.....

tia

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:02 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:what's hairlipped?

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:57 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:If you had to have one or the other, which would you choose?

I'd probably choose to be walleyed because that way you could wear sunglasses all of the time and nobody would know. But you'd have to wear a scarf all the time to cover your hairlip and you'd look like that one kid from Fat Albert and even then people would know you were a hairlip every time you tried to sing.

Here's another fashion tip for the hairlipped user browsing this forum: pull the neck of your turtleneck all the way up to your nostrils like that guy in the bazooka joe comics.

JesusMonster · Post by **JesusMonster** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:39 pm

walleyed, definitely, cleft lip is for losers with poor nutrition.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:52 pm

At least I give a shit,
About the stuff I eat,
Yeah! I care about...

joshnono wrote:...nutrition.

T1B

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