Happy New Year 2007...Resolutions?

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:22 pm

Luther - level ground, a clean Glock, dinner with Dins.

AP - Tommy Burgers, dirt biking in Fresneck, depth perception whilst hunting reindeer

Mikey - more Moody Blues memorabilia, poolside barbeques, and Jeopardy five-day payoffs.

IB - brevity

RF - Brent Musberger's home address

Zyklon-B - more latching onto his boy's nutsack

Moorese - kneepads to pray for Quadraphenia and to reach his ultra midgetness at the grassroots level

jtr - starving artistry.

Donovan - more Freaks. And Geeks.

Mgo - the Sunbelt

Van - more Susan, less posting, greater opportunities

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:58 pm

mtool- to not let a drop of manspunk go to waste when swallowing

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:23 pm

Read less, post more.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:43 pm

The Assassin- to finally fit in his Al Davis jumpsuit.

FWB- to make it to Mr. Potato Head Night in that homo-friendly village known as Manchester, New Hampshire.

Toddowen- more weed, less feed.

Jsc810- co-star billing with jtr.

Mace- the synergistic high from a Levitra/Viagra/Budweiser cocktail. And a bucket of balls to play with for four full hours.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:43 pm

socal wrote:The Assassin- to finally fit in his Al Davis jumpsuit.
FWB- to make it to Mr. Potato Head Night in that homo-friendly village known as Manchester, New Hampshire.

Toddowen- more weed, less feed.

Jsc810- co-star billing with jtr.

Mace- the synergistic high from a Levitra/Viagra/Budweiser cocktail. And a bucket of balls to play with for four full hours.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:59 pm

Less Glass Dicks...

Nah, that ain't gonna happen!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:02 pm

I don't think Glass Dick applies to your threads, Jack.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:38 am

Lose weight.

Make it to church more often.

Get better organized.

0 out of 3 would be par for the course. I'd be presently surprised with 1 out of 3, ecstatic with 2 out of 3.

If I sweep, that means in all likelihood that space aliens have taken over my brain, my body, or both.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:46 am

stay alive another year---just to annoy certain folks here--
for real:

go to dermatologist and have a few things growing on my skin checked
and removed---FL is not only the lightning capital of the US--it is
the skin cancer capital too !!

Happpy New Year all !!

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:07 pm

Become a better poster.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:33 pm

Cicero wrote:Become a better poster.

If that's really important to you, good luck with that. A good question for you in response would be, are you just trying to be accepted among the crowd or do you feel you're not a good poster? To me, you'll never win everyone over...just be yourself and let the chips fall where they may. Worrying about your status at message board is pretty silly...people pretty much form their opinions of you after a few posts. You can have good opinions or deal out a few good one-liners but it won't change the minds or the opinions of some of the more thick-headed individuals here. If someone doesn't like you, big deal.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:11 pm

Shoalzie wrote:

Patrick Bateman · Post by **Patrick Bateman** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:37 pm

To start out, I would like to help end apartheid for one. Two, provide food and shelter for the homeless and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights while also promoting equal rights for women. Thirdly, I believe it is important to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Lastly, my need to engage in homosexual behavior on a massive scale must be corrected to some degree.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:44 pm

I retire.

Fuck this shithole.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:45 pm

poptart ran himself, it was bound to happen.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:49 pm

poptart wrote:Fuck this shithole.

In 2007, I resolve to fuck the shithole more often.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:59 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:

Can you mix in a return, I can't read that.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:02 pm

Cicero and Shoalzie are gonna step it up and bring their C games this year, so I might not runned, Twizzer.

And I like the way Cicero got a premature start by posting that pic of he and his ...... friend, late last year.
He looked way bad-ass too.
Like Clint Eastwood playing the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

With that in mind, I may resolve to sack up and post my pic.
That might be something exciting to do.
Maybe in May or June .... after I lose some weight and get my tooth fixed.
If that won't detract from the NBA palyoffs chatter then I'll consider it.

Should I .... ?

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:23 am

Have fun.......

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:53 pm

Toddowen wrote:Well...you can't blame cicero for wanting to make better of himself. Recognition of a problem is the first step.

The second might be resolving to do something that's achievable, which is certainly the case here. No one can honestly say that he set the bar too high.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:37 pm

Jack - fewer glass diques, less Ctrl + Pasting, more father/son rasslin'

TiC - to break out the green jersey in court, more father/son rasslin', more Yankme meltdowns

Wolfman - more teaching war stories, more digital pics, fewer sentences structured like stanzas

Sissyroo - less posting, more fisting for Tiberious/Crown/self

Shoalzie - less Detroit, more Rock City, more Gary Sheffield-induced flaming

IndyFrisco - less TV, greater wordplay, more sauce

poptart - greater running of thyself

TWIS - greater running of poptart, more Calvin. And Hobbes.

Bizzarofelice - more shithole ambiance, less Cardinal spooning

XXXL - more tasty waves

Smackie Chan - more rock and roll, more golden plungers, more mvscal mercy reacharounds