(~ n) Is this a legal avatard ..... (~ n)

[poptart]

..... or will I be banned or spanked ... ?



ty

[RadioFan]

Not illegal, but definitely not work-friendly, pop.

Looks to be like Raider Fan after he's been in a bar fight and just found out he'll be getting a new coach, QB and OL.

[Smackie Chan]

Send Gunslinger, R_t_S, and IB my regards.

[poptart]

Thanks for slappin' the (~ n)'s on this.

I should have done so at the beginning.
My bad.

If I'm banned I'll be over at Hostboard chattin' Cuda up on bulls, boots, and Prime's sexuality.

[War Wagon]

Who stole 'tarts password and is padding his post total?

[RadioFan]

Maybe it's the dog.

[poptart]

Sure, right now things are all cushy for you, Wagon.

In the early days of your forklift-driving career it had to be tough to make ends meet, right .... ?

So yeah, tell me with a straight face that the family mongrel never ended up in the center of the dining room table.

No need to get uppity.


We've all got skeletons in the closet.

Just sucks for Mrs Wagon that she had to marry one.

[socal]

Nice dingleberry, Smack Yourself.

[War Wagon]

Sure, right now things are all cushy for you, Wagon.

In the early days of your forklift-driving career it had to be tough to make ends meet, right .... ?

So yeah, tell me with a straight face that the family mongrel never ended up in the center of the dining room table.

No need to get uppity.


We've all got skeletons in the closet.

Just sucks for Mrs Wagon that she had to marry one.

Ouch!

I hate it when 'tart samcks me.

It's still tough to make ends meet, btw.

[poptart]

It's tough, I hear ya.

Things were soarin' in the Clinton years.

Under Bush it's ALL gone straight to hell.

We sold our home, moved to Korea, and now I'm eatin' dog.



I'm killing myself.



out ...........

[socal]

It's tough, I hear ya.

Things were soarin' in the Clinton years.

Under Bush it's ALL gone straight to hell.

We sold our home, moved to Korea, and now I'm eatin' dog.



I'm killing myself.



out ...........

At least the Raiders have the number one pick.

[jiminphilly]

It's still tough to make ends meet, btw.

...you could always pimp out your daughter.

[Mister Bushice]

So yeah, tell me with a straight face that the family mongrel never ended up in the center of the dining room table.

Sure it did. When the front bumper of his car launched it through the dining room window.

Sucks when you run out of meat tenderizer.

[poptart]

When I was a kid I saw our little dog (a peekapoo) run out in the street and get hit and killed by our 18 yr old neighbor dork.
Dork was on his way out for a night of drinkin', and was driving too fast .... as usualm.
Dumb dog bolted out the door when mom opened it up to pay the paperboy.

----> sssswoooosh !!!!! ..........

Straight out the door and into the steet.
Peekapoo's left shoulder, meet right front tire of dork's rig.
Classic mismatch.

Loud yelp .....
Car brakes screech.
Dog gets rolled over, picks herself up, and then BOLTS right back toward our front steps (75 yds or so)
Almost makes it back 'home'
Lays herself down in the grass and dies.

I'm convinced the poor girl was dead on impact, but instinct got her up and back .... somehow .... to die in dignity at the front steps of her home.
Cried my eyes out, as did the rest of our family.
Almost want to cry thinking about it now.

Dork prolly got sloppy drunk and laid that night.



Scoreboard!!!!

[RadioFan]

That tale is completely sad and disgusting. Rack that chickenshit, stupid dog, btw.

But shouldn't it be in the "I ate dog thread?" instead of the wild willie one?

'sayin.

[AJ]

..... or will I be banned or spanked ... ?



ty

It's mesmerizing.......

Sin,
Lagos