Kansas City Kid wrote:Another thing you could do is shit on her chest and then tittyfuck her - AKA a "Chili Dog."
We'll try that this friday.
Sin,
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Uh huh.Goober McTuber wrote:Just another diversionary tactic, FrankoBlue-LightSpecial . BTW, my advice would be to go out and fuck some other bitch in the ass, then come home and cop a blowjob. Also, get her to pose naked and post the photos here.
Pretty obvious, Goobs, and it has nothing to do with being a mod.Goober McTuber wrote:Seems to me that a lot of people refer to message board nicknames as “nics”, not “nicks”. In fact, I just did a cursory search, and found only three people who used the nick spelling, Luther, Atomic Punk, and Mgo. And of course Franko.
Funny that Whitey Wagon called out Mgo on the first page of this thread for this being a suckass trolljob. Whitey Wagon is a mod in a couple of forums. And Mgo chimed in today to smack Franko, an obvious diversionary tactic.
Franko = Mgo.
my shit troll meter is going through the fucking roof right now because whitey's accusing the "sexual conquests" of someone who's actually capable of getting laid as a "complete fabrication." whatever floats our boats is right, dipshit.War Wagon wrote:Pretty obvious, Goobs, and it has nothing to do with being a mod.Goober McTuber wrote:Seems to me that a lot of people refer to message board nicknames as “nics”, not “nicks”. In fact, I just did a cursory search, and found only three people who used the nick spelling, Luther, Atomic Punk, and Mgo. And of course Franko.
Funny that Whitey Wagon called out Mgo on the first page of this thread for this being a suckass trolljob. Whitey Wagon is a mod in a couple of forums. And Mgo chimed in today to smack Franko, an obvious diversionary tactic.
Franko = Mgo.
Magoo is a Dinsdale wannabe in that he tries to come across as some sexual extrovert on a message board, describing his conquests and proclivities in lurid detail. Nevermind that we all know it's complete fabrication. That's what some do here, I guess, and it's an accepted practice and all good. Whatever floats our boats, right?
Same scenario with trollboy Franko. He didn't want to be "disappointed" by the response he got. That had Magoo written all over it. Pretty sure that Magoo and Dins are disappointed and frustrated with life on a daily basis, and that the internet is the place where they try to make up for their manifest inadequacies.
Que, sera, sera.
Oh, is it, eh?War Wagon wrote:Pretty obvious, Goobs
I'm no Salad Tosser, but sure, I've posted a story or two, all of which were entirely true. I've said it before, and I'll say it a hundred times...we've seen your pic, Whitey. The laws of biological science and our government suggest you're a grown, adult male, yet you look like the long lost brother of Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Only problem is...you're ugly too. It's like you got drunk and stumbled upon the Fountain of Youth, yet hit every fucking branch in the woods on the way back. The powers that be dealt a goddamn Joker upon your inception, and you're here taking it out on internet strangers. You're an immensely dorky, scrawny, pasty little dweeb with the face only a priest or a 300 pound beastly shut-in of a pill-popping wife could admire. Not that there's wrong with any of that. We're all different. And that's cool. It isn't your fault your dad mounted a heap of compost and managed to get it pregnant on that fateful, romantic night. It's just that...well...your looks make it painfully fucking obvious as to why you come onto these boards and denounce even the most believable of sexual exploits.Magoo is a Dinsdale wannabe in that he tries to come across as some sexual extrovert on a message board, describing his conquests and proclivities in lurid detail. Nevermind that we all know it's complete fabrication.
actually, for once in your sad, pathetic life: you're right. the problem is that this pimply, overweight kid is turning out more bitches than fred meijer turns out low prices every day.War Wagon wrote:I've got you down as some pimply faced overweight kid. Am I wrong?
Screw_Michigan wrote: i've yet to understand that myself: how a low-life like m_go who makes gheorge muresan look like a chick-magnet keeps the bitches wet is beyond me. must be "the move."
Thanks for the love, bro.Dinsdale wrote: every chick around will hear about what an asshole you are, and avoid you like the plague.
that means you have herpes as well, damnFranko wrote:Just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The best part is that she doesn't know I know. The damage I could do would be legendary. 50% of me just wants to never take her calls/texts/emails anymore and have her wonder what the hell happened to me. The other 50% of me wants to go out in a blaze of glory with this fucking whore. I admit that I am on the fence, and if one of you devious fuckers comes up with something good, I can and will be swayed.
Facts:
I have her password to her personal email account.
I have the password to her work email account.
I have the password to her cell phone account.
I have a key to her house.
The lying whore does cocaine.
Her ex boyfriend gave her herpes - on both sets of lips. (One thing she was honest about.)
Bring it!
Franko
Because it's fucking absurd, that's why. I've had a few trolls in my day...and the one pattern amongst all of them has been...they're funny. This one isn't. I've gotten more racks out of a 20 post troll than you ever have, or will, with the "War Wagon" nick.War Wagon wrote:I don't see you denying the troll effort, though.
Oh, unbeevably.Am I wrong?
RACKING one of your nics with the others, do they count ? What are the "board cred" rules and shouldn't we have a link to them ?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I've had a few trolls in my day.... I've gotten more racks out of a 20 post troll than you ever have, or will, with the "War Wagon" nick.