So this is what you get when your the QB of the champs

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:50 am

Congrats to Tebow on the GF

http://texas.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid ... 02&style=2

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:11 am

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:40 am

dem some tig bitties

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:42 am

Good for him to be dating a humanitarian. It's nice of her to allow those two bald homeless midgets to seek shelter in her shirt during these cold winter months.

(RACK Tebow)

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:05 am

I'd say there are pretty good odds that he's a motorboatin' sonofabitch.

the_ouskull

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:35 am

That's got to be one of the ugliest sets of tits I've ever seen.

Did she let the guys in pre-med practice on her or something?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:11 am

Dinsdale wrote:That's got to be one of the ugliest sets of tits I've ever seen.

Did she let the guys in pre-med practice on her or something?

Could it just be the way they look in that dress?

I know, where I do get off questioning the great and powerful Dins...I'm sorry.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:41 am

You old Sailor you!

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:05 am

Dinsdale wrote:That's got to be one of the ugliest sets of tits I've ever seen.

Did she let the guys in pre-med practice on her or something?

= gay.

the_ouskull

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:39 am

11k posts=very little time for actual breast knowledge.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:14 am

i think they are bigger than her head.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:22 pm

If I was her kid I would breast feed til I was 17 years old.

420 · Post by **420** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:28 pm

Harvdog wrote:If I was her kid I would breast feed til I was 17 years old.

You already did... much to nobody's surprise.

Sin,

Silicone

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:01 pm

420 wrote:
Harvdog wrote:If I was her kid I would breast feed til I was 17 years old.
You already did... much to nobody's surprise.

Sin,

Silicone

At least I don't send a Mother's Day card to a test tube. Must suck to be from the "Gay Bay" with 2 dad's and a do it yourself kit.

Sin,

The Entire Board

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:56 pm

Harvdog wrote:If I was her kid I would breast feed til I was 17 years old.

Rack the Bachelor Party reset.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:15 pm

Out of curiousity, what kind of woman did Chris Leak get?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:19 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:Out of curiousity, what kind of woman did Chris Leak get?

I'm guessing hot and slutty.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:45 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:11k posts=very little time for actual breast knowledge.

Kettle pot black, much?

If you think those abominations are attractive, it's obvious that any freaking titty[/i] floats your boat.

If a chick got two nasty boils on her tits, and they swelled up with pus, would you think that was attractive, too?

Nah, dude -- I've seen my share of tits. More than you can imagine. Fondled and put my mouth on them, too. And there is absolutely nothing appealing about fake ones, especially such piss-poor examples as those...unless you're prone to fits of giggling at the very sight of a booby....nice work, Steve the Rookie...how's that movie career coming along?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:57 pm

Killian wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:Out of curiousity, what kind of woman did Chris Leak get?
I'm guessing hot and slutty.

Probably so.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:58 pm

I have to agre with Dinsdale. Looks like she has kind of a pretty face, but just judging from that one photo, those cartoon breasts are horrendous.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:17 pm

Was probably freaking gorgeous before she mutilated herself.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:24 pm

What does Dins and goober have in common with Elton John and Greg Lougainus?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:34 pm

Dude...if seeing deformed tits gets you excited, just because "THEY'RE HUGE!!!"....

Uhm...the next time you get a piece of ass...act like you've been there before.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:40 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:What does Dins and goober have in common with Elton John and Greg Lougainus?

All of us are way more manly than you.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:23 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:What does Dins and goober have in common with Elton John and Greg Lougainus?
All of us are way more manly than you.

That's what the village people would say.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:23 am

Hey. Dins. Goob. If you're gay, it's cool. I won't think less of you. Just admit it instead of dancing around it acting like that chick ISN'T fucking hot.

Oh... wait, it's the internet. What was I thinking? Both of you are currently not posting because you're mired in three-ways with much hotter chicks than that one.

Neither of you have ever nailed a hotter chick than her, and, likely, never will. Don't babble about "acting like you've been there before." You haven't.

the_ouskull

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:42 am

Knock knock!

who's there?

Emerson

Emerson who?

Emerson NICE TITS Biiiitch!!!!

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:55 pm

the_ouskull wrote:Hey. Dins. Goob. If you're gay, it's cool. I won't think less of you. Just admit it instead of dancing around it acting like that chick ISN'T fucking hot.

Oh... wait, it's the internet. What was I thinking? Both of you are currently not posting because you're mired in three-ways with much hotter chicks than that one.

Neither of you have ever nailed a hotter chick than her, and, likely, never will. Don't babble about "acting like you've been there before." You haven't.

the_ouskull

Dammit you loser don't you know real studs like me use chicks like that as condom-caddies for when I'm nailing the real hotties with my 10"-crank. Now hush whilst I knock-off a few more 405lbs-sets on bench then head to my six-figure job. Just because you aren't an ubermale like me you don't have to be such a fucking hater.

Signed,
Half the internet

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:00 pm

^ RACK

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:27 pm

Dinsdale wrote:That's got to be one of the ugliest sets of tits I've ever seen.

Everyone... Dins just forgot the following sig at the end of his post, that's all. It can't be expalined any other way.

sin,

As far as goobs goes, well idiocy is my conclusion.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:38 pm

is it a complete no-brainer they are fake? chick is pretty thick through the shoulders, tummy and hips even in that dress....her face is slender chin and all. but she looks like she could be a great 19th century wife churning out butter and babies at the same time. or a good Italian wife like my G-maw. she was hot, thin, and "full-figured" and then she went big all out.

for instance, at last night's Nuggets-Rockets game i saw some serious silicon on some younger women that you just stare at like wtf girl. and at the same time: wow!

that terrible midbrain...that makes you watch Porky's when it's on cable.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:33 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:What does Dins and goober have in common with Elton John and Greg Lougainus?
All of us are way more manly than you.
That's what the village people would say.

Yes, the Village People are also more manly than you.

skull, that chick is hot from the neck up. Those tits just look so obviously store-bought.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:46 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: All of us are way more manly than you.
That's what the village people would say.
Yes, the Village People are also more manly than you.

skull, that chick is hot from the neck up. Those tits just look so obviously store-bought.

What is wrong with fake tits? I guess I don't get it because there is nothing like looking at a chick with A or B cups to make me want to fuck her. If a chick wants fake tits more power to her. What really bothered me was the fact that she was wearing contacts. They were obviously store bought.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:52 pm

Harvdog wrote:What is wrong with fake tits? I guess I don't get it because there is nothing like looking at a chick with A or B cups to make me want to fuck her.

Agreed. For me, and I realize this is only my personal opinion, there is no such thing as "too big" in my vocabulary when it comes to female breasts. "Too small", on the other hand . . .

What really bothered me was the fact that she was wearing contacts. They were obviously store bought.

I didn't notice. I wasn't exactly looking at her eyes. :wink:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:59 pm

the_ouskull wrote:Neither of you have ever nailed a hotter chick than her

Says who?

Dude, I've bagged my share of tang. Then, I went on to bag many other guy's shares, since they weren't using them.

Mutilated chicks just don't do it for me.

I mean sure, some of them were mutilated after I was done...but don't show up for the party as a mutilation victim.

What if her tits wre rectangular and huge? Still hot? How about octagonal? Where are we drawing the line here? I mean, those don't even vaguely resemble any real set of tits in human history, so I'm just wondering how far askew of normal crosses that line?

I'm sure that chick was quite fine before the doctors fucked her up.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:02 pm

I just like normal breasts, no silicone. I like big natural breasts, but guys who are inordinately hung up on big tits probably have “Mommy issues”.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I just like normal breasts, no silicone. I like big natural breasts, but guys who are inordinately hung up on big tits probably have “Mommy issues”.

Gee, Ya'Think?????

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:07 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Harvdog wrote:What is wrong with fake tits? I guess I don't get it because there is nothing like looking at a chick with A or B cups to make me want to fuck her.
Agreed. For me, and I realize this is only my personal opinion, there is no such thing as "too big" in my vocabulary when it comes to female breasts. "Too small", on the other hand . . .

What really bothered me was the fact that she was wearing contacts. They were obviously store bought.
I didn't notice. I wasn't exactly looking at her eyes. :wink:

Exactly. Who cares as long as she isn't buying chimes from M2ool.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I just like normal breasts, no silicone.

Has it ocurred to you that silicone is so 1980? Duh, they use saline now......

Goober McTuber wrote:I like big natural breasts, but guys who are inordinately hung up on big tits probably have “Mommy issues”.

Big? For someone who was complaining about a chick that wanted to improve herself by getting bigger tits I would figure you for the IBTC type. Big Naturals are fine if you did on strectch marks and black eyes.

I look at it this way. If you have a car and get bigger rims and tires do you have "Mommy Issues"?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:13 pm

I think that means you have penis issues, Harv. How big a rims did you get?