Is Van back in jail for child porn once again?

[420]

We may not see this fucker for a long, long, time!

...as well as his troll (StrandedTexan).

This is the shit that happens when you don't smoke, drink, or have fun in the "real" world.

[StrandedTexan]

No troll here... Van and I do not work together any longer however. Don't know how he is or what he's up to.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Van is done with the interwebs.

[socal]

Van is done with the interwebs.

Translation: Mgo is Van.

Sin,

Sherlock Goober

[Goober McTuber]

Mgo/Franko could not dumb himself down enough to run the Van troll.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You really are quite the jackass.

[Goober McTuber]

Hey, that was a back-handed compliment. So what are you going to do to that coke-whore bitch of yours?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Hey, that was a back-handed compliment. So what are you going to do to that coke-whore bitch of yours?

Only what you haven't been able to do to your wife since your honeymoon.

[Goober McTuber]

Hey, that was a back-handed compliment. So what are you going to do to that coke-whore bitch of yours?

Only what you haven't been able to do to your wife since your honeymoon.

Fuck her in Mexico?

[Dinsdale]

Van thought he was all bad and stuff...until he went toe-to-toe with poptart.


Got ranned.

[Goober McTuber]

Actually, he got ranned here:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#381569

And poptart had nothing to do with it. Looks like he got his feelings all hurt in the college football forum and is currently pouting.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Fwiw, Van PM'd me and told me why he's not posting here any longer. Suffice it to say, the Improv auditions in this thread are a little off.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Arguing about cupcake out of conference schedules will never be the same.

[Dinsdale]

Damn.

I use the whole "if **X** doesn't happen, I won't post here anymore" as a schtick. Idle threats, ultimatums...troll with it all.

But Van is serious...

Uhm...mental problems, much?

[Terry in Crapchester]

Damn.

I use the whole "if **X** doesn't happen, I won't post here anymore" as a schtick. Idle threats, ultimatums...troll with it all.

But Van is serious...

Uhm...mental problems, much?

Not mental problems, but definitely real world problems. It had nothing to do with anything that happened on this board. If any of us were going through those problems, we probably wouldn't be posting here either.

[Dinsdale]

Sounds good on paper, Terry...except he whined for a couple of months, counting down his threat to not post.

But at least dropped an excuse-making PM on one of the board's bleeding-heart loudmouths, so it was sure to get out.

Although I wish him my sincere best on his personal problems, whatever they may be, the same as I would for anyone else here.

[Goober McTuber]

OK, I get it. Van has been posting on the main board under the name "Franko".

You're off the hook, Mgo.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Sounds good on paper, Terry...except he whined for a couple of months, counting down his threat to not post.

I didn't see that. Link?

But at least dropped an excuse-making PM on one of the board's bleeding-heart loudmouths, so it was sure to get out.

I don't want to speak for anyone else, but he told me he PM'd SoCal as well. I kept it under my hat, at least until the topic came up (the PM in question is over a month old, but I've never brought it up until now), because even though Van said it'd be okay to post it, I figured he would have posted it himself had he really wanted the entire board to know.

And btw, I'm pretty sure I'd think long and hard before I ever referred to someone with about 1/3 the number of posts I have as a "loudmouth." Just sayin'. But that's just me.

Although I wish him my sincere best on his personal problems, whatever they may be, the same as I would for anyone else here.

Ahh, the old "how would I feel if it was really true" double-take. Gotcha.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The only trolls I can claim are Caddie, W Dunn 28, bradhusker, America, Jerome, and Believe the Heupel. Yep, I just troll Sooner boards for all my OU knowledge.

[Dinsdale]

Ahh, the old "how would I feel if it was really true" double-take. Gotcha.

Ahh, the old "I wanna be like Van" take.

Some of you just have a really hard time grasping the concept that sometimes, when people here tell you to "die," or "fuck yourself," they don't really wish death upon you.

Hard time seperating fantasy from reality, much?

[Terry in Crapchester]

Ahh, the old "how would I feel if it was really true" double-take. Gotcha.

Ahh, the old "I wanna be like Van" take.

Some of you just have a really hard time grasping the concept that sometimes, when people here tell you to "die," or "fuck yourself," they don't really wish death upon you.

Hard time seperating fantasy from reality, much?

Not at all. But I'd never say it in the first place, even if I didn't really mean it. Then again, that's just me.

Of course, I never found death smack to be terribly funny or creative in the first place. And it's been utilized so many times against certain posters (e.g. Toddowen and Annie) that it's lost whatever edginess it once had.

[Goober McTuber]

Ahh, the old "how would I feel if it was really true" double-take. Gotcha.

Ahh, the old "I wanna be like Van" take.

Some of you just have a really hard time grasping the concept that sometimes, when people here tell you to "die," or "fuck yourself," they don't really wish death upon you.

Hard time seperating fantasy from reality, much?

I really wish Terry would go fuck himself.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Ahh, the old "how would I feel if it was really true" double-take. Gotcha.

Ahh, the old "I wanna be like Van" take.

Some of you just have a really hard time grasping the concept that sometimes, when people here tell you to "die," or "fuck yourself," they don't really wish death upon you.

Hard time seperating fantasy from reality, much?

I really wish Terry would go fuck himself.

Wow, what cutting edge smack brilliance. Did you think that one up all by yourself, or did Dick(less) Cheney help you?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Did you think that one up all by yourself

I dunno, Goober is pretty fucking quick.

Poster A) claims to be banging a chick with a raging husband who wants to kick said poster's ass

Poster B) claims his girlfriend is cheating on him, and wants revenge

So, based on those WILDLY similar stories, poster A and poster B MUST be the same people! BRILLIANT CONCLUSION!

[Goober McTuber]

Ahh, the old "I wanna be like Van" take.

Some of you just have a really hard time grasping the concept that sometimes, when people here tell you to "die," or "fuck yourself," they don't really wish death upon you.

Hard time seperating fantasy from reality, much?

I really wish Terry would go fuck himself.

Wow, what cutting edge smack brilliance. Did you think that one up all by yourself, or did Dick(less) Cheney help you?

Look at the post I responded to, and see if you can figure it out, you dim-witted dullard.

Dick Cheney?!? WTF....

[Terry in Crapchester]

I really wish Terry would go fuck himself.

Wow, what cutting edge smack brilliance. Did you think that one up all by yourself, or did Dick(less) Cheney help you?

Look at the post I responded to, and see if you can figure it out, you dim-witted dullard.

Ahh, more epic smack from the forum's Johnny-come-lately.

Dick Cheney?!? WTF....

A little slow on the uptake, moron?

[Goober McTuber]

Wow, what cutting edge smack brilliance. Did you think that one up all by yourself, or did Dick(less) Cheney help you?

Look at the post I responded to, and see if you can figure it out, you dim-witted dullard.

Ahh, more epic smack from the forum's Johnny-come-lately.

I’m sorry, is there a minimum number of posts you need to have in this forum before you’re allowed to smack the retards?

[Terry in Crapchester]

Look at the post I responded to, and see if you can figure it out, you dim-witted dullard.

Ahh, more epic smack from the forum's Johnny-come-lately.

I’m sorry, is there a minimum number of posts you need to have in this forum before you’re allowed to smack the retards?

Says the guy who didn't get a rather obvious reference. Pot meet kettle, much?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Do you guys have to quote each other's entire fucking post?

Quote ettiquette. Use it. You fuckers have been here long enough to know this.

[Goober McTuber]

Sorry, Terry, I forgot that Cheney said that once. Sirfindafold and mvscal say it like once or twice a day. One thing I knew for sure, it would make your pussy hurt.

[Goober McTuber]

Do you guys have to quote each other's entire fucking post?

Quote ettiquette. Use it. You fuckers have been here long enough to know this.

I haven't been here that long. Ask Terry.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Sorry, Terry, I forgot that Cheney said that once. Sirfindafold and mvscal say it like once or twice a day.

Considering that mvscal had it as his sig for, oh, about a year or so . . .

In any event, it's every bit as lame as you are.

[Dinsdale]

Terry...please tell me you aren't trying to lecture anybody else on humor?

Please tell me I didn't just read that?

Maybe we should call you "LT," too.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Terry...please tell me you aren't trying to lecture anybody else on humor?

I merely said I don't find humor in wishing death upon others. Do you?

[Goober McTuber]

Sorry, Terry, I forgot that Cheney said that once. Sirfindafold and mvscal say it like once or twice a day.

Considering that mvscal had it as his sig for, oh, about a year or so . . .

In any event, it's every bit as lame as you are.

Good God, you are a fucking wet-brained mongoloid. I only used it because Dins said,

Some of you just have a really hard time grasping the concept that sometimes, when people here tell you to "die," or "fuck yourself," they don't really wish death upon you.

I could have said, “I really wish Terry would die”, but I chose “I really wish Terry would go fuck himself”. It was just a little toss-off remark, but it certainly struck a chord in your fragile little ego didn’t it?

Let me try one more time.

Fuck off and die, Terry.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I merely said I don't find humor in wishing death upon others.

Neither do I. Which is why I don't participate in the Death Pool. Do you?

[Dinsdale]

I merely said I don't find humor in wishing death upon others.

You might want to acquire at least a discount-bin sense of humor before you even bring the wrod "humor" up.

Catching on yet?

[Terry in Crapchester]

I merely said I don't find humor in wishing death upon others.

Neither do I. Which is why I don't participate in the Death Pool. Do you?

Yeah. I probably shouldn't have, but I did.

When it comes to posters here, however, it's a slightly different matter. I don't know anyone in the death pool. But even though I've never met anyone from these boards offline, in a funny way I feel like I know the people here. And it's one thing to predict that a person will die soon, quite another to say to their face that you hope it'll happen soon.

I've never met Billy Graham, but if I did, I'm sure I'd say something along the lines of "It's a pleasure to meet you, Rev. Graham." I'm quite sure I wouldn't add, "And I hope you die this year, because it means I'll get 12 points in a stupid internet death pool."

[Dinsdale]

in a funny way I feel like I know the people here.

Yup, you're trying out for the Van Memorial Naivete Award.

Because everyone here represents their "real life" personality on here.

If you think you know the first thing about me, other than where I live and what teams I root for, then you're a fucking idiot.

I'm about the nicest, most easy-going motherfucker you'll ever meet. And if someone accused me of being as much on this board, I'd wish a slow, painful death on their sorry ass.

[Terry in Crapchester]

in a funny way I feel like I know the people here.

Yup, you're trying out for the Van Memorial Naivete Award.

Because everyone here represents their "real life" personality on here.[

If you think you know the first thing about me, other than where I live and what teams I root for, then you're a fucking idiot.

You'll note that I prefaced my statement by saying "In a funny way." So no, I don't know you in the sense of which you speak. But I know you from the sense of "yep, sooner or later Dins'll show up, and it'll probably be good for a chuckle or two when he goes into his pontificating mode." I interact with you on this board, so while I don't know much about you, if I were to hear that you had died, it would bother me more than it would if it were somebody else in the U&L who had never posted here.

Hell, it bothered me when Denn died, and I interacted far less with him than I do with you.

I'm about the nicest, most easy-going motherfucker you'll ever meet. And if someone accused me of being as much on this board, I'd wish a slow, painful death on their sorry ass.

That's me as well (the first sentence, anyway). It certainly doesn't bother me to be accused of that, but once again, that's just me.