So this is what you get when your the QB of the champs

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I think that means you have penis issues, Harv. How big a rims did you get?

I go standard. But that doesn't mean that the guys are wrong for spending $4K to make themselvers and their 86 Impala look better. Fake tits tese days are so good you would have a hard time telling real ones from fake ones.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:19 pm

Harvdog wrote:[Fake tits tese days are so good you would have a hard time telling real ones from fake ones.

Considering the original topic of the thread, I must say...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Tard, much?

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Harvdog wrote:[Fake tits tese days are so good you would have a hard time telling real ones from fake ones.

Considering the original topic of the thread, I must say...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Tard, much?

Talking with you? Yes, I cannot tell a lie, I tarded today.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:16 pm

So, after two pages of discussion revolves around how good or bad chick's fake tits look, with never a mention whether they are fake or not, since it's a forgone conclusion to anyone who's ever seen a set of tits that didn't belong to their mother...

you chime in with "you can't tell the difference.

But stop there? You?

Not a chance.

When called out for sheer fucking stupidity, you counter with the ever-crowd-pleasing...

"I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!?!?!?!"

Fucking brilliant, dumbass.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:37 pm

Dinsdale wrote:So, after two pages of discussion revolves around how good or bad chick's fake tits look, with never a mention whether they are fake or not, since it's a forgone conclusion to anyone who's ever seen a set of tits that didn't belong to their mother...

you chime in with "you can't tell the difference.

But stop there? You?

Not a chance.

When called out for sheer fucking stupidity, you counter with the ever-crowd-pleasing...

"I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!?!?!?!"

Fucking brilliant, dumbass.

I think if you re-read the posts it is painfully obvious you are a total and oblivious douche. Vito posts a picture of Tim Tebow with a chick with huge cans. Most of the hetro responses were:

"dem some tig bitties"
"It's nice of her to allow those two bald homeless midgets to seek shelter in her shirt during these cold winter months. "
"I'd say there are pretty good odds that he's a motorboatin' sonofabitch."
"If I was her kid I would breast feed til I was 17 years old."

Nice takes from Wedding Crashers and Bachelor Party.

Yet, it is you, king of the posts that chimes in with the repsonse:

"That's got to be one of the ugliest sets of tits I've ever seen.
Did she let the guys in pre-med practice on her or something?"

If that is not the gayest shit I have ever read then color me an OU fan. Dude, get over yourself. I don't agree with you and neither does half the board. So you pull dumbass smack? You pull out "My daddy is bigger than your daddy smack? Who is the tard now?

Carry on.

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Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:44 pm

Harvdog wrote:Who is the tard now?

I little help for the mentally-challenged...

If you actually have to ask...immediately after posting the great tool of Tarddom that is "I know you are, but what am I?"

You're probably not going to like the answer to that question.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:49 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Harvdog wrote:Who is the tard now?

I little help for the mentally-challenged...

If you actually have to ask...immediately after posting the great tool of Tarddom that is "I know you are, but what am I?"

You're probably not going to like the answer to that question.

Where did I post "I know you are but what am I?" Where? I answer your stupid question of tard much? with this reply:

"Talking with you? Yes, I cannot tell a lie, I tarded today."

Where is "I know you are but what am I?"

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:00 pm

OK, a little more help...

When someone accuses you of being a "tard," it's usually not a good idea to immediately post the most fucking retarded thing you can think of.

Harvdog wrote:I answer your stupid question of tard much? with this reply:

"Talking with you? Yes, I cannot tell a lie, I tarded today."

Where is "I know you are but what am I?"

I might have to back off...when I called yo a "tard," I didn't realize you actually were one.

Let's change some words around...non-tards refer to that as "paraphrasing"-btw.

Dins: Are you a tard?

Tarddog: No, you're a tard.

See, this is what non-tards would refer to as a "variant" of "I know you are, but what am I?"

See how that works?

Maybe for your next trick, you can come up with equally clever variants of "BODE" and "I'm in your dome"...because that is how you roll.

You're badly overmatched here, bud. The sooner you come to grips with it, the less the pain will be.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:10 pm

Dinsdale wrote:OK, a little more help...

When someone accuses you of being a "tard," it's usually not a good idea to immediately post the most fucking retarded thing you can think of.

Harvdog wrote:I answer your stupid question of tard much? with this reply:

"Talking with you? Yes, I cannot tell a lie, I tarded today."

Where is "I know you are but what am I?"

I might have to back off...when I called yo a "tard," I didn't realize you actually were one.

Let's change some words around...non-tards refer to that as "paraphrasing"-btw.

Dins: Are you a tard?

Tarddog: No, you're a tard.

See, this is what non-tards would refer to as a "variant" of "I know you are, but what am I?"

See how that works?

Maybe for your next trick, you can come up with equally clever variants of "BODE" and "I'm in your dome"...because that is how you roll.

You're badly overmatched here, bud. The sooner you come to grips with it, the less the pain will be.

Overmatched? You drop tard smack on me and I respond and I am overmatched? I keep waiting for you to drop speling or gramur smack on me next.

I think you need to take a refresher of the English language. Nice Jack Black rip off....but you do have something in common with him....neither are funny.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:45 pm

Tarddog -- you aren't getting it(:SHOCKER:).

You posted a variant of "I know you are, but what am I?"

End. Of. Discussion.

This is a flagrant announcement that you readily admit to tardliness...tell me you knew?

And yes, dweeb...if "I know you are, but what am I"(or one of its variants, for the really slow people...sup harvardawaitsdog) is your response to anything, you're badly outmatched by Cicero, much less anyone else.

And btw-whatever Jack Black thing you were trying to imply went over my head. The day I need to borrow anything to spar with the likes of "I know you are, but what am I" will be...never.

Yeah, dude...you can't tell the difference between real and fake tits these days...sell that one, dipshit. So, are those ones on Tebow's mutant real, or fake?

You can't tell, right?

Maybe if you'd actually seen a set of tits other than sneaking magazines out of your dad's nightstand, you wouldn't be having such trouble.

The time to regret saying stupid shit(and you did just that), is before you say them...works better than the other way around, which results in saying even more stupid shit in defense of your original stupid shit.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:26 am

Dinsdale wrote:Tarddog -- you aren't getting it(:SHOCKER:).

You posted a variant of "I know you are, but what am I?"

End. Of. Discussion.

This is a flagrant announcement that you readily admit to tardliness...tell me you knew?

And yes, dweeb...if "I know you are, but what am I"(or one of its variants, for the really slow people...sup harvardawaitsdog) is your response to anything, you're badly outmatched by Cicero, much less anyone else.

And btw-whatever Jack Black thing you were trying to imply went over my head. The day I need to borrow anything to spar with the likes of "I know you are, but what am I" will be...never.

Yeah, dude...you can't tell the difference between real and fake tits these days...sell that one, dipshit. So, are those ones on Tebow's mutant real, or fake?

You can't tell, right?

Maybe if you'd actually seen a set of tits other than sneaking magazines out of your dad's nightstand, you wouldn't be having such trouble.

The time to regret saying stupid shit(and you did just that), is before you say them...works better than the other way around, which results in saying even more stupid shit in defense of your original stupid shit.

Tarddog. Original. Since you are so smart and obviously so original I shall refer to you as Dicksmell.

Did you have a bad experience with a girl with fake tits? It has to suck to sit there in a titty bar with a fistfull of hard earned $1's made in between your numerous enlightening posts, wanting a brief moment of acceptance from anything with a vagina that is on 2 legs, only to have her walk to a more interesting fellow? Must suck to be you. Actually, I have read some of your drivel, and yes it does suck to be you.

We have a difference of opinion and you want to make this about your so called intelligence? Right. I get you. You aren't funny or original.

Jack Black used the "that's how I roll" in a movie. Nice try. I am sure you had no idea where that came from. You do remind me of a character from that movie, Brick.

I could care less if her tits are real or fake. The day you ever score any "tang" that doesn't cost more that $50 bucks will be cause for a holiday. Loser.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:34 am

Harvdog wrote: Jack Black used the "that's how I roll" in a movie. Nice try. I am sure you had no idea where that came from.

Never saw it.

And you really think that's where that expression comes from?

Really?

No wonder you can't tell the difference between real and fake tits, if your knowledge of the world comes from TV and movie screens.

Still haven't asswered the question about rectangular ones, I see.

They're all good, right?

Dude...act like you've seen a set of tits before...seriously.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:40 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Harvdog wrote: Jack Black used the "that's how I roll" in a movie. Nice try. I am sure you had no idea where that came from.
Never saw it.

And you really think that's where that expression comes from?

Really?

No wonder you can't tell the difference between real and fake tits, if your knowledge of the world comes from TV and movie screens.

Still haven't asswered the question about rectangular ones, I see.

They're all good, right?

Dude...act like you've seen a set of tits before...seriously.

Yeah, I have never seen tits before.

the expression got some serious run in the last 2 years because of JB and this movie.

Where does your knowledge of the world come from? What color is the sky in Dicksmells world?

Rectangular tits? Could care less.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:48 am

Look, I don't care if you're straight or not... That's your deal. That chick's hot.

...and Dins, there ARE boobs out there, REAL boobs, that look that nice. You just have to search near and far.

the_ouskull

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:59 am

the_ouskull wrote:...and Dins, there ARE boobs out there, REAL boobs, that look that nice. You just have to search near and far.

Dude...please tell me you didn't think for one second that those abominations were real?

Please?

Dude, you know better than that. Of all the "I'm a stud" shit-talkers on here, you're probably one of the more believable ones...don't screw that up with this ignorance.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:58 am

I'm not saying it's LIKELY... because, IMHO, they're perfect. Purr-feckt. But, at the same time, surely you have to recognize the chance that it's possible.

the_ouskull

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:34 pm

Harvdog wrote:The day you ever score any "tang" that doesn't cost more that $50 bucks will be cause for a holiday.

I see you working here, but . . .

It all costs.

It may not "cost" in the form of a quid pro quo, but you pay for it nonetheless.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:58 pm

Dinsdale and Harvdog, stop making mountains out of molehills.........