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OT: I've thought this for quite some time...

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...but, seeing her tonight just sealed it. I REALLY want to nail America Ferrera. She's all jacked-up looking on her show, yeah, but that's the f'in' point. She's hot, but not in that standard way; and quite stacked, which is always a plus... (real or not, although I PREFER real...)

Thoughts?

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Re: OT: I've thought this for quite some time...

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the_ouskull wrote:
Thoughts?

OK.

I think you really dropped the ball on the "pic rule."
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Good point... and I doubt that I'll find any from tonight for a while.

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Ehh ill give her a 7
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Then at least give her a better pic, man. Damn.

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And from last night, although not as good a pic from last night as I'd have liked to have found...

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I'll take ugly Spanish chicks for $200, Alex.
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A. She a fatty

B. skull, wtf were you doing watching an awards show? that's for chicks, mang.
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At least you didn't say Hannah Montana....
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she's fat and hispanic, Christ, you sneeze near her and shes pregnant.... thats all you dog
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Youve gone blind in your old age Skull...
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skull,

This thread doesn't help your "Tim Tebow's girlfriend thread" argument.
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Oh, dear.

Some new information has been brought to light...

the_ouskull wrote: Neither of you have ever nailed a hotter chick than her, and, likely, never will. Don't babble about "acting like you've been there before." You haven't.

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Skully...by your standards, I've nailed dozens of supermodels. One after the other.


Fat Mexican chicks...I actually put effort into acting like I haven't been there before.
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Skull,

Hispanic chicks are supposed to look hot when they are young and then get fat and ugly.

She is fat and ugly now, then when she is older.....well I dont want to imagine what it is going to be.

BTW, Is skull trying to make a run at board bitch with a post about a Awards Show in a CFB forum?
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I'd pass. That said, 10:1 she's a screamer and would go all night.

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Jimmy Medalions wrote:10:1 she's a screamer and would go all night. WAR the grateful type
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I openly admit to my attraction for her being a fucked-up perversion. I do NOT, however, admit to watching an awards show. I was watching a DVD and, when I turned the PS2 off, the TV was on channel 3, which was when I saw Jennifer Love Hewitt's chesticles and had to watch the rest of the segment, which turned out to be JLH presenting for America Ferrera winning some award. It's a tit thing. This thread would be about JLH, but that's been done. I DID get to see some of the funny that goes along with live TV though. After winning the award and walking off stage, Ferrera stood next to a reporter who she thought was supposed to interview her. The reporter was basically ignoring her, like many of you do, and she walked off. THEN the reporter called her back over there... like many of you would... :twisted:

...and tried to do an on-the-spot interview. So, let's do the checklist: Talented. Check. Big rack. Check. Dumb. Check.

Yeah, I'm set. She's not a fat Mexican chick yet, so "play ball," right?

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Fat chicks work harder for your dollar. That's what I heard.

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the_ouskull wrote: I do NOT, however, admit to watching an awards show.
Sure thing, dawg.

So, what did you think of American Idol tonight?
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Are you fuckin' kidding me? I'd rather NOT watch football than watch that shit. There are very few primetime shows that I try to catch... I've never caught American Idol.

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yeah skully, just fuckin' wid you.

Your man card is not up for review.

Myself, I go hide in the basement while that shit's on, and I don't even have a basement.
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Jimmy Medalions wrote:That said, 10:1 she's a screamer
Or a squirter.
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War Wagon wrote:yeah skully, just fuckin' wid you.

Your man card is not up for review.

Myself, I go hide in the basement while that shit's on, and I don't even have a basement.
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Post by Terry in Crapchester »

I'd never heard of America Ferrare, or however you spell her name, until Skull started this thread. I don't watch too much prime time TV, though, and I'd rather poke rusty nails into my eyes than watch an awards show.

Would I hit it? If we're talking real life, probably (assuming she's of age, I can't be sure by looking at her pics, and I don't care enough to look it up). She wouldn't be at or near the top of my Hollywood hotties list, though.
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Well, no shit.

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