When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Was part of a small meeting today. About seven or eight people.

There was discussion about how we were a little behind on a certain project.

I chimed in with: "I blame Bush."

~silence~

Followed by: :?

It was good times though.

[PSUFAN]

I blame Cheney. A little more resonance - and quailshot probably won't kill me.

[bbqjones]

im probably getting divorced abecause of these stuypuid messadge baords.

fuck you

[bbqjones]

i dont hate anything nigg

pe4rhaps dislike is better. lawyers are gong to be inboldend soon. lets keep it hush hugh. ok.

[Invictus]

i dont hate anything nigg.

I hate your bug-eyed new daddy, Coonque.

[Kansas City Kid]

Was part of a small meeting today. About seven or eight people.

There was discussion about how we were a little behind on a certain project.

I chimed in with: "I blame Bush."

~silence~

Followed by: :?

It was good times though.

Did everyone in line at SUBWAY get pissed at you and the other sandwich workers?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

From I know you are but what am I ... now to fast food smack? How do you manage to hit the ULTIMATE smack cliche on EVERY fucking post?

Do you possess even an ounce of originality in that little head of yours?

Dude, seriously...just retire from this message board stuff.

[Screw_Michigan]

Dude, seriously...just retire from this message board stuff.

even better: dude, just fucking off yourself.

[Kansas City Kid]

What a couple of blubbering bitches! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD]

Was part of a small meeting today. About seven or eight people.

There was discussion about how we were a little behind on a certain project.

I chimed in with: "I blame Bush."

~silence~

Followed by: :?

It was good times though.

Did everyone in line at SUBWAY get pissed at you and the other sandwich workers?

You could at least tag MGO as a KMart employee and mix in some Blue-Light Special namesmack while you're at it. C'Mon, Kid. Up your game. Have a take. Do not suck.

[OCmike]

Up your game. Have a take. Do not suck.

1. Not possible.

2. Setting the bar waaaaaay too fucking high.

[KC Scott]

I chimed in with: "I blame Bush.".

I've used that for the following:

Who sang Machinehead?

What prompted you to propose?

How come we can't see out of the dinning room window?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I've been saving that one for the CEO.

[Goober McTuber]

I chimed in with: "I blame Bush.".

I've used that for the following:

Who sang Machinehead?

What prompted you to propose?

How come we can't see out of the dinning room window?

I've used that for the following:

There's a hair in my soup.

[smackaholic]

The last performance review I recieved my boss was detailing out a couple of my opportunities, I responded by saying "I bet don't the balls to say that do my face in real life. Quit hiding behind your keyboard pussy."

you shoula told him you'd buttfukk him in the mouf.

[Mister Bushice]

hush hugh.

Best cartoon private eye ever. Good cover saying his name ackbwards.

or was that his cousin Q.T.?

damn. long time gone.

[BSmack]

In that case you probably would not want to conclude a meeting with instructions to "Wipe cock on drapes."

I actually worked that one into a department meeting a while back. It made one of my co-workers blow soda out of his nostrils.