So the lord, won the Super Bowl...

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:38 pm

Yes he masturbates! And I hope he burns in hell!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:39 pm

Husker4ever wrote: As for Dungy working on Sundays....the man's job requires it. God gets his 10%

You people are KILLING me over here.

I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.

Wait..."eye of a needle" and stuff. Dungy gives his money to any poor person who asks, right?

And then you have Poptart, who basks in the glow of "christian" arrogance(which is truly the root of christian pathology, regardless how they try and spin it)...

Pop thinks it's his job to pass judgement upon others.

Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:42 pm

Dinsdale wrote: Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.

RACK Your Non-Judgemental Judgement of Those Who Shouldn'T Be Judging Else They Be Judged Unless You're Judging from the U&L and Your Name Is Dinsdale.

Or ....

GOD

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:48 pm

Husker4ever wrote:
Python wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:people who masturbate will burn in hell.
Aww, crap.
I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.

The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:29 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:
Python wrote: Aww, crap.
I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.
The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?

I've since made up for my late start. You ever have to use Nair on your palms? That shit burns.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:31 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Husker4ever wrote: As for Dungy working on Sundays....the man's job requires it. God gets his 10%

You people are KILLING me over here.

I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.

Wait..."eye of a needle" and stuff. Dungy gives his money to any poor person who asks, right?

And then you have Poptart, who basks in the glow of "christian" arrogance(which is truly the root of christian pathology, regardless how they try and spin it)...

Pop thinks it's his job to pass judgement upon others.

Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.

Yeah and Catholics play bingo and drink beer during the week. So? I didn't realize you had to be a fundamentalist to fit the criteria.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:13 am

Dinsdale wrote:I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.

You really know very little about the Bible.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:48 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:
Python wrote: Aww, crap.
I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.
The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?

I sure he slapped it around before then, but, he's prolly talking about the first time he actually achieved masturbatory 'bode.