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Another RACK for e.



Not sure about Morrison and PigPen, did they aspirate vomit or did their livers just quit.

*Negatory on Morrison, heart failure and PigPen's guts just exploded.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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two in the same picture.....how epcot is that...

(yeah, I know roach already posted JH's pic)
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Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
So dont you be around...when I choke on me own vom.

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I wonder if death certificates read--

cause of death = vomit asphyxiation
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I think the official term is "asphyixiation" or something.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Felix wrote:Image

two in the same picture.....how epcot is that...

(yeah, I know roach already posted JH's pic)

Cass Elliot died in her sleep of a heart attack.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Hey, don't forget about us...ack--ack--choke!

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Goober McTuber wrote:
Felix wrote:Image

two in the same picture.....how epcot is that...

(yeah, I know roach already posted JH's pic)

Cass Elliot died in her sleep of a heart attack.
I heard somewhere she died of a ham sandwich.

Guess that dude was wrong.
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And Cass Elliot also had a platonic marriage to a former band mate named Jim Hendricks.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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"Platonic marriage" ? Meaning they didn't consumate it with sex. Was that by choice or by ......

Fear of getting lost ?
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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mvscal wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:"Platonic marriage" ? Meaning they didn't consumate it with sex. Was that by choice or by ......

Fear of getting lost ?
More like fear of getting sent to Vietnam.
I thought you had to knock someone up before you got out of Vietnam? Did the draft board just figure he had suffered enough?
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Goober McTuber wrote:

Cass Elliot died in her sleep of a heart attack.
well she might have thrown up before the heart gave out.....

gawd damit quit raining on my parade.....
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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:"Platonic marriage" ? Meaning they didn't consumate it with sex. Was that by choice or by ......

Fear of getting lost ?
More like fear of getting sent to Vietnam.
I thought you had to knock someone up before you got out of Vietnam? Did the draft board just figure he had suffered enough?
Either that or he was suicidal and Section 8 material. I mean THEY didn't know it was platonic. :lol:
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Invictus wrote: I heard somewhere she died of a ham sandwich.
Mmmmmmmmm.........ham..............

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Aren't you as fat as Paul, you stupid fuck? That smack ain't gonna fly anymore, knowing what we now know.

And that was 5 years ago. I wonder how much fatter you are today, button-stretcher.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Aren't you as fat as Paul, you stupid fuck? That smack ain't gonna fly anymore, knowing what we now know.

And that was 5 years ago. I wonder how much fatter you are today, button-stretcher.
Weak.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Aren't you as fat as Paul, you stupid fuck?
Funny.
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Goober McTuber wrote: Cass Elliot died in her sleep of a heart attack.

And Phil Lynott(Thin Lizzy) died from a heroin OD(or complications from one).
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Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Cass Elliot died in her sleep of a heart attack.

And Phil Lynott(Thin Lizzy) died from a heroin OD(or complications from one).
I think technically it qualifies...I'm pretty sure that everybody who OD's also aspirates food particles before they are toast....
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Asspirates?

Food?


I'm in!


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mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote: More like fear of getting sent to Vietnam.
I thought you had to knock someone up before you got out of Vietnam?
Not at the beginning, though the rules did change at some point to allow draft boards to conscript married men with no children.
That had to have been before 1967. Because in 1966 my dad's draft status changed thanks to my arrival. He got his draft notice just after I was born. Needless to say, I was his ticket out of that clusterfuck.
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BSmack wrote:That had to have been before 1967.

Since Jimi lived in England in 1967, that sounds reasonable enough. Kinda doubt he was worried about it if he was living in another country.
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Fuck that wankah Lynott, I knows choking on me own vomit.

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Yup, forgot about that. He'd already been discharged from the Army, if I remember right. Something about being a compulsive masturbator, or something.
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Dinsdale wrote:Yup, forgot about that. He'd already been discharged from the Army, if I remember right. Something about being a compulsive masturbator, or something.
I had heard he pretended he was gay. During a physical when it came time to "turn his head and cough" he kissed the doc on the forehead.
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mvscal wrote: Well, that's that. Booted out for being a useless pile of dick stroking shit.
they should have thought about having him join the Army band and could have paraded him around...

kind of like they did with Joe Louis back in WWII, only with guitars......
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In his defense, Jimi "volunteering" for the Army wasn't voluntary -- it was that or jail, due to some youthful indescretions.


Whereas Jerry Garcia joined the Army because he wanted to shoot commies and wrench on trucks...before he got the boot for being wasted all the time and playing guitar/banjo when he should have been working(if'n I'm not mistaken, he also got some sort of injury there, which they used as the excuse to boot him).
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I thought that was blondiebabe's husband.
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Tom In VA wrote:I think the official term is "asphyixiation" or something.
It is actually auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD wrote: I thought that was blondiebabe's husband.

If ever any man was justified in choking on his own puke, it's him.
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mvscal wrote:I've heard a bunch of stories. He broke his leg in jump training, he pretended to be gay, he was a compulsive jerkoff etc. The bottom line seems to be he was chaptered out early for medical reasons.

EDIT:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0803051jimi1.html

Well, that's that. Booted out for being a useless pile of dick stroking shit.
They caught him jerking off once and so he's a compulsive jerkoff?

well i'm in deep shit then...
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Don't forget: Hank Williams choked on his own puke in the back of a Cadillac on New Year's Eve.

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mvscal wrote:
Invictus wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cass Elliot died in her sleep of a heart attack.
I heard somewhere she died of a ham sandwich.

Guess that dude was wrong.
Yes, it is an urban legend.
more like a few billion ham sammies and fries and shakes etc....
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