I was sexually harassed today

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poptart
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I was sexually harassed today

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I'm in the U.S. this week.
Was shuffling some things around in the trunk of my car ...... parked in a parking lot.
Leaning in, concentrating on my task -- heard over my shoulder, "Hey, you got a nice ass."

Huh .... ?

Turn around and look.
Aging blond driving a Chevy truck, about 15 yds behind me.
I glanced at her and didn't say anything.
She sat there for a moment-or-two and the piped up and said, "You're welcome."

Welcome .... ? haha

Then she drove off.

Sure, I ran her, but not before I was a victim of sexual harassment.
I'm a person too.


I know now I'm supposed to share something about a load being launched, or a starfish being entered, so forgive me if I've disappointed.


The end.
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Post by Cicatrix »

Sometimes Blondie can be soooo rude.
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Post by Mikey »

Do you pronounce that like

"her ass"

or more like

"harris"

?
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Post by orcinus »

Rack the cougar for getting over.

You'll be painting her toenails by tomorrow-thirty.
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Post by trev »

I bet you felt very violated. *shiver*

Just look at this for awhile.

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Post by RadioFan »

Bwah

Trev, I have a feeling he was just imagining he was back in the states and it was some Korean dude passing by, talking loud on his cell phone and shit ... something like Ko ya AAAH Nice AHHA SSS UN TA KA Was chi YA? AHH! yaASSS!
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Post by Mister Bushice »

She meant you've got a lot of junk in the trunk.
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Post by 420 »

RadioFan wrote:Bwah

Trev, I have a feeling he was just imagining he was back in the states

Ummm... he is back in the states.
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Post by socal »

420 wrote:
RadioFan wrote:Bwah

Trev, I have a feeling he was just imagining he was back in the states

Ummm... he is back in the states.
So you admit to impersonating Blondie. Gaze much?
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Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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Post by XXXL »

Couple of beers and it's all good...
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Re: I was sexually harassed today

Post by Bizzarofelice »

e wrote:
poptart wrote:I'm in the U.S. this week.
Was shuffling some things around in the trunk of my car ...... parked in a parking lot.
Leaning in, concentrating on my task -- heard over my shoulder, "Hey, do they serve Rootbeer here?"
:shiver:
good stuff
why is my neighborhood on fire
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