When was the last time "Biggie" was funny?

420 · Post by **420** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:16 am

I'm gonna make a drink and wait a few years.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:45 am

I doubt if many 5 yr olds 'got' Lenny Bruce.

Think of it that way.

yw

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:14 pm

Bruce had far fewer fanboy-types, though...he earned his own keep.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:45 pm

When was Biggie funny?

Back before you humorless bitches bored him to tears and made this place like chewing tinfoil to him.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:16 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:When was Biggie funny?

Back before you humorless bitches bored him to tears and made this place like chewing tinfoil to him.

winner winner, chicken dinner!

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:20 pm

WAR The Good Ole Days

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:25 pm

Biggie was funniest on his underground stuff:
"Dreams"
"Cunt Renaissance"
"Bustin' Nutz"

among others. The original version of "One More Chance" was very funny.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:29 pm

He's not Tony Blair, but he's in that picture. Front Row, left.

Half in the picture and half out.

Hijinx and humility. It was always Biggie's style.

That is until we destroyed him with our lack of humour.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:34 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:When was Biggie funny?

Back before you humorless bitches bored him to tears and made this place like chewing tinfoil to him.

This is a common misconception. Not the "humorless bitches", "bored to tears" or "like chewing on tinfoil" thingies; those are all too true. I'm talking about the Biggie not being funny thingie. Biggie has always been funnier than a barrel of Mooreses. He's never NOT been hilarious, it's just that the humor is way over the head of even the above average t1b poster. Biggie is over their heads like Manute Bol towers over Perk.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:44 pm

Cuda wrote:Biggie is over their heads like Manute Bol towers over Perk.

True, much in the same way that Lenny Bruce towers over mvscal.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:49 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Cuda wrote:Biggie is over their heads like Manute Bol towers over Perk.
True, much in the same way that Lenny Bruce towers over mvscal.

Like the way Pedro Martinez's 2004 Sox mascot dude towers over Russ' dignity.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:56 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Cuda wrote:Biggie is over their heads like Manute Bol towers over Perk.
True, much in the same way that Lenny Bruce towers over mvscal.
Like the way Pedro Martinez's 2004 Sox mascot dude towers over Russ' dignity.

Like the way that Biggie’s nutsack ~~towers over~~ rests gently on Cooter’s chin.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:00 pm

He was stickin' it to the man though.

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:00 pm

m2 talking about funny? When was the last time you said anything remotely interesting, you tediously boring cunt?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:57 pm

mvscal wrote:Yeah, some pathetic junky whining about his obscenity arrests is just "hilarious."

He sucked. You suck. Go fuck yourself, leg humping dipshit.

True, he was a junkie. So was Richard Pryor. Last anyone checked, they are considered #'s 1 and 2 in the history of stand-up comedys' all time greatest.

Unlike you, they knew and brought the funny. Unlike you, they matter. They didn't suck at all. You always have, and always will.

Now please refrain from any more of your homoerotic and tedius rejoinders.

Of course you can't and won't, as you so love to suck.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:03 pm

mvscal wrote:Yeah, some pathetic junky whining about his obscenity arrests is just "hilarious."

He sucked. You suck. Go fuck yourself, leg humping dipshit.

Just remember, you gotta do something pretty fucking big to get yourself arrested for entertaining folks. I've listened to Bruce, and he's definitely dated. But he had some serious freakin balls to be saying the kinds of things he was saying back then. And he had to have some serious game to back it up, because those crowds were eating it up.

I don't get why you hate on Bruce anyway. You would think anybody who pissed off the Church of Rome like Bruce did would be amongst your heroes.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:22 pm

LOL.

According to cuddles, Biggie's humor is so sophisticatedly and superiorly funny that nobody gets it (except for cuda of course).
Brilliant.
So what you're really saying is that he's tediously unfunny, right cudes?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:51 pm

mvscal wrote:I'm not hating on him. I just think he was a drug-addled jerkoff who wasn't particularly funny and towards the end of his career he was numbingly tedious.

Look mvs, I will agree that toward the end of Bruce's career, the drug abuse had taken a serious toll on him. He was prone to rambling and incoherence and in the end he bought the farm from a syringe full of morphine. So okay, drug-addled jerkoff isn't unfair. However...his early work is legendary.

Have you ever heard or seen the performance he gave at Carnegie Hall? "Not particularly funny?" That concert is a landmark of comedy and improvisation. Say what you will about how the man lived and died, but to deny his genius is absolute insanity. You're allowed your opinion mvscal, but in this case, you're dead wrong.

And while Lenny might be just as dead, he sure did fucking kill.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:36 pm

Cuda wrote:Biggie has always been funnier than a barrel of Mooreses. He's never NOT been hilarious, it's just that the humor is way over the head of even the above average t1b poster. Biggie is over their heads like Manute Bol towers over Perk.

Nah. "getting" the joke doesn't require dick suckage at all costs, homer.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:05 am

Van, your thoughts?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:50 pm

That's 'cause you have no sense of humor.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:35 pm

... and with good reason

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:36 pm

88 wrote:
Mikey wrote:That's 'cause you have no sense of humor.
I got that part.

Salvation begins with small steps.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:33 pm

R-Jack wrote:tedious sure does get thrown around a lot up in this bitch don't it?

Is “tedious” Cooter’s new nickname?