T1b barely has a pulse...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:45 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:What good is that gonna do, seein' how you've never seen a pair.

Uh oh, move over KC contingent...

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:47 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:
Well, I'll be a ham salad! Dude with 12k+ posts HAS to be the authority on SOMETHING around here, eh?

you do know who you're talking to don't you.....

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:59 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Oh, and while your down there.......yeah, that's it.
I've already filled up 22 Fleischmann's packets. Fat drunk and yeasty is no way to go through life.

I think my snorkel has been clogged with leavening agents from your thighs.

Yes, yes, add "diseased" to the list of things that I could be? All because I won't break out the "pictures"? Get over yourself.

This makes YOU look FAR worse than it does me, if that's even possible at this point?

You know, they say you can catch more flies with sugar than vinegar. To be honest, I think your shitty posting would probably rival them both.

Don't "hate"....masterbate. (like you weren't going to do THAT anyway)

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:01 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Oh, and while your down there.......yeah, that's it.
I've already filled up 22 Fleischmann's packets. Fat drunk and yeasty is no way to go through life.

I think my snorkel has been clogged with leavening agents from your thighs.
Yes, yes, add "diseased" to the list of things that I could be? All because I won't break out the "pictures"? Get over yourself.

This makes YOU look FAR worse than it does me, if that's even possible at this point?

You know, they say you can catch more flies with sugar than vinegar. To be honest, I think your shitty posting would probably rival them both.

Don't "hate"....masterbate. (like you weren't going to do THAT anyway)

cinda-fuckin'-rella

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:04 pm

cinda-fuckin'-rella

What? Would that be considered the 9/11 of message board blasts over at SN or sumthin?

"I bet you masterbate! Ha!"

Brutal stuff, there.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:13 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Dude with 12k+ posts HAS to be the authority on SOMETHING around here, eh?

Ohhh, I was the authority on all things cool looong before I ~~spammed~~ posted my way past the 12K mark.

It all began at birth, actually. I wasn't "delivered" in a traditional manner -- rather, I JUMPED out of the womb, on my way to doing a motherfucking 360 rim-wrecker up in the doctor's fucking face, and in doing so, impressing the nurse* to no end with my smooove game, making it a simple matter to get those panties off, and drop the hammer with my erect-since-birth impliment of female-bliss.

From that moment on, I knew I was destined for internet greatness.

* - OK...so she was a little chunky. I was young, cut me some fucking slack.

Bwahaha!!

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
cinda-fuckin'-rella
What? Would that be considered the 9/11 of message board blasts over at SN or sumthin?

"I bet you masterbate! Ha!"

Brutal stuff, there.

That wasn't meant as a "blast"?

I came over here just to check you guys out? Got caught up with a jerk or two on my way in......that's all?

It's best you don't lump us all in together, prolly.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:18 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: What? Would that be considered the 9/11 of message board blasts over at SN or sumthin?

"I bet you masterbate! Ha!"

Brutal stuff, there.

No, just trying to even things out a bit considering there are 5 virgins taking time out of their busy replication of the Enterprise schedule to pile on a chick who is definitely holding her own at the moment.

and let me clarify that...this is what I interpret from your feathery drivel:

virgin fucktards: show us your tits
cinderella: no thanks
virgin fucktards: You're fat and stupid
cinderella: whatever
virgina fucktards: show us your tits
cinderella: did you hear me the first time? I said no.
virgin fucktards: Fuck you, you smelly fat bitch. YEAH! We showed her who's boss.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:18 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:Got caught up with a jerk

Same here. Got a towel I can borrow?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Got caught up with a jerk
Same here. Got a towel I can borrow?

Here ya go big guy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:36 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:It's best you don't lump us all in together, prolly.

It's best you take your own advice.

Nice towell. I want one.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:37 pm

fat pig

-working late tonight hon.

bwayahahahaha

rack my life.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:46 pm

I've met this cinderella chick, and I thought that she was the chick in her avatar until I was corrected.

Either way, pretty damn close.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:52 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Hey, cool! Looks like my entire bedsheet after just a couple of drips.

Sin,

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:26 am

I'd do the one on the left!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:27 am

I was molested by the one on the right.

Sin,

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:32 am

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:It's best you don't lump us all in together, prolly.
It's best you take your own advice.

G'head and break this one down for me, because afterall....I am female, and when I'm not running people off the road with my less than perfect driving skills, I'm on the internet chatting with big, strong, intellegent men and women. (at least that's what they tell me)

No but seriously, did I "lump you in" at some point?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:42 am

Dog wrote:I'd do the one on the left!

Not unless you enjoy your dick falling off. The chick on the left is a slut. She's been plugged more than a vmeg stuffer.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:44 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was molested by the one on the right.

same here , but i had to help with a yard sale and promise not to rip her bra off.

fat chicks

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:51 am

cinderella_undercover wrote: No but seriously, did I "lump you in" at some point?

No, but you were heading in that direction.

The KC contingent (that wasn't banned) ain't so bad. Most these putz who rag on KC are clueless, but they think they can get away with it unscathed. I'm not down with guilt by association, or proximity.

I'm keeping a list, and there will be a reckoning.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:52 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was molested by the one on the right.

Well, I've had my fair share of the poo-lolly which is a lot more than what you can say you've plungered. And no, the time you played dressup with your best friend and your Uncle Howard is not considered "tapping the A"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:57 am

War Wagon wrote:Most these putz who rag on KC are clueless, but they think they can get away with it unscathed. I'm not down with guilt by association, or proximity.

I'm keeping a list, and there will be a reckoning.

Uh huh. Have wifey slap some sunscreen on ya before headin' out the door, killer.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:58 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Well, I've had my fair share

We know your wife is fat. Now you're just kicking your own ass.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:09 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was molested by the one on the right.
Well, I've had my fair share of the poo-lolly

We've had you eating shit popsicles since you got here, so yeah, I'd say you got this one right.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:12 am

Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:17 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was molested by the one on the right.
Well, I've had my fair share of the poo-lolly
We've had you eating shit popsicles since you got here, so yeah, I'd say you got this one right.

hardyharhar.

I feel some knock knock jokes brewing in the hopper.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:23 am

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: No but seriously, did I "lump you in" at some point?
No, but you were heading in that direction.

The KC contingent (that wasn't banned) ain't so bad. Most these putz who rag on KC are clueless, but they think they can get away with it unscathed. I'm not down with guilt by association, or proximity.

I'm keeping a list, and there will be a reckoning.

C'mon now? If I were to have threw that guy any other towel, I would've CLEARLY missed out on any humor I could've pulled from my response.

I'm heading out to California in a couple months, but I'm not lookin' to fuck the Laker's starting line-up.....ya know?

.......and lists are good to keep. Your kiss is on mine!

/s/

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:24 am

Dog wrote:I'd do the one on the left!

you'd do the one on the right too....

don't lie.....

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:25 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.

Yeah, cus' you know me huh? Too bad you don't fall under either one of these categories. Maybe one day when you pop your cherry to an early version of an Adrian Pennino whom you will meet at a local GameStop, then you can perhaps shed some light on the subject.

Until then, STFU.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:43 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Yeah, cus' you know me huh?

Nope, never claimed to. All I've claimed to "know" is that you're married to that fat cow, and I didn't need to Google your family history to arrive at that conclusion. This is info you offered up on your own accord, slick.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:17 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.
Yeah, cus' you know me huh? Too bad you don't fall under either one of these categories. Maybe one day when you pop your cherry to an early version of an Adrian Pennino whom you will meet at a local GameStop, then you can perhaps shed some light on the subject.

Until then, STFU.

Look, you fucking dumbass. The only threads around here where people brag about fucking fat women also involved being saturated with alcohol on weekend nights after 1am, with a "fuck it, this is the best I'm gonna do" attitude rolled in for an excuse.

Coming in here bragging about banging for life the equivalent of last call ass is no fucking accomplishment for anyone.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:23 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

Props...I guess.

RACK!

He kind of reminds me of Irie after reading his replies. He has the hog wife thing going on, and just needs a meth dealer in the picture to cap it off.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:18 am

cinderella_undercover wrote: ...and lists are good to keep.

You might be too good for me, this BOARD, or any board.

Welcome, sister. You could bring a refreshing breath of air to these environs with that sharp, honey laden tongue.

Ignore the idiots.

It's not all about pulling somebodies finger and lighting off a fart, sis. It ain't all about the smack.

Check out some the sports forums sometimes. We frown on idiots, and they get run.

pron · Post by **pron** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:42 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.

Post of the day.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:53 am

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: ...and lists are good to keep.
You might be too good for me, this BOARD, or any board.

Welcome, sister. You could bring a refreshing breath of air to these environs with that sharp, honey laden tongue.

Ignore the idiots.

It's not all about pulling somebodies finger and lighting off a fart, sis. It ain't all about the smack.

Check out some the sports forums sometimes. We frown on idiots, and they get run.

Thanks, will do.

*Wink*

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:59 am

cinderella_undercover wrote: Thanks, will do.

*Wink*

Ahhh, thanks for the help.

What you need to understand is that this board makes obscure references designed to confuse the tards but be obvious to others. You don't
"^^^ gets it" with Baceology 101.

Then again, you may "^^^gets it" because you are replying to Whitey whom resides in what city? Yep, that would be KC.

I'm not writing you off just yet *tits... I mean **toots.

* Just helping Dins' and the rest of our cause out.

** Implied derogatory term intended, if that helps you out if not "^^^gets it" dealio.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:16 am

Atomic Punk wrote: Ahhh, thanks for the help.

What you need to understand is that this board makes obscure references designed to confuse the tards but be obvious to others. You don't
"^^^ gets it" with Baceology 101.

Then again, you may"^^^gets it" because you are replying to Whitey whom resides in what city? Yep, that would be KC.

I'm not writing you off just yet *tits... I mean toots.

*Just helping Dins' and the rest of our cause out.

Oh no no, thank YOU. I mean, damn......what am I, if not "obvious"?

I mean, surely there's nothing I'm gonna do here on this board that's gonna make anyone go in to epileptic shock whilst trying to figure out? Surely there's nothing I'm gonna do, that hasn't been "done" before......not even "Bizzarofelice".

So, I'll take your criticism. (that was criticism?) If there's anything else that I can do to keep you rummaging through my posts like Kitty Dukakis through a medicine cabinet, please.....allow me to try.

..................

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:55 am

Kitty Dukakis is not a KC-tardish-lame ref try. You so don't "^^^gets it" even after a mini-lesson... or lesion for that matter.

BTW, pic references only work if the other 3 from the 314 and the surrounding areas are "IN."

T'was "constructive" criticism and not intended to bruise those ample titties.

Cut yer teeth here and keep goin' girlie. I think you might be the Rookie of the Year in 2007.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:26 am

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:32 am

I had a hard-on for Elizabeth Montgomery until she croaked. That faggot actor-husband Derron Stevens didn't lay the pipe to ole Samantha did he?

After her death, Tardowen took the torch and bought a few shovels.