T1b barely has a pulse...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:25 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote: Do you hang out by the bike racks?
Seein' how I started the elementary school blasts

My bad. I thought you were trying to associate me with Cuda.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:37 pm

I'm going to spread this thread on my lawn and watch it grow maggoty.

This trolljob's gotta go somewheres. Just meandering now.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:57 pm

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: No but seriously, did I "lump you in" at some point?
No, but you were heading in that direction.

The KC contingent (that wasn't banned) ain't so bad. Most these putz who rag on KC are clueless, but they think they can get away with it unscathed. I'm not down with guilt by association, or proximity.

I'm keeping a list, and there will be a reckoning.

You aren’t guilty by association, Whitey. You’re guilty by being the leading IKYABWAI retard. If you’re keeping a list of people that think you’re a dumbfuck, you best have a big-ass piece of paper.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:49 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:...rummaging through my posts like Kitty Dukakis through a medicine cabinet...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: You’re guilty by being the leading IKYABWAI retard.

Ooh, look. It's Goobs out for his daily constitutional of drive-bye ankle gummings. Don't your jaws ever get tired of sucking you sad, pathetic little man?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:57 pm

Whitey,

You were supposed to call me a retard. You’re slipping.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.

^^^^^Seriously one of the better posts I've seen on any board for a while.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:37 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: You were supposed to call me a retard. You’re slipping.

Sorry to disappoint, however, I'm sure you're quite used to that feeling.

Johnny Cakes · Post by **Johnny Cakes** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:53 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.
Yeah, cus' you know me huh? Too bad you don't fall under either one of these categories. Maybe one day when you pop your cherry to an early version of an Adrian Pennino whom you will meet at a local GameStop, then you can perhaps shed some light on the subject.

Until then, STFU.
Look, you fucking dumbass. The only threads around here where people brag about fucking fat women also involved being saturated with alcohol on weekend nights after 1am, with a "fuck it, this is the best I'm gonna do" attitude rolled in for an excuse.

Coming in here bragging about banging for life the equivalent of last call ass is no fucking accomplishment for anyone.

It is what we call a "365-night" stand up here in New Hampshire.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:09 pm

Johnny Cake wrote:It is what we call a "315 to Windrixville" stand up here in New Hampshire.

You dig okay.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:10 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You were supposed to call me a retard. You’re slipping.
Sorry to disappoint, however, I'm sure you're quite used to that feeling.

Being disappointed in your posts, Whitey? No, I find your perception of yourself as a quality poster and some kind of internet badass to be quite amusing.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:41 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Being disappointed in your posts, Whitey? No, I find your perception of yourself as a quality poster and some kind of internet badass to be quite amusing.

I'm glad that a pillow biter like yourself understands my self-perception. Amusing a punk like you is what I strive towards. Run along now and find somebody more your speed. I'm sure there's some poster, somewhere, yearning to be racked by a complete and utter tool.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:52 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Being disappointed in your posts, Whitey? No, I find your perception of yourself as a quality poster and some kind of internet badass to be quite amusing.
I'm glad that a pillow biter like yourself understands my self-perception. Amusing a punk like you is what I strive towards. Run along now and find somebody more your speed. I'm sure there's some poster, somewhere, yearning to be racked by a complete and utter tool.

I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:54 pm

Dog wrote: I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.

that's no excuse.......

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:02 pm

War Wagon wrote:Amusing a punk like you is what I strive towards.

You have excellent goals, Whitey. At least they’re attainable. And maybe some day people will laugh with you.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:30 pm

Dog wrote:I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.

I have 25 "racks" there. I think all but 2 of 'em are from timmah. The trads at the nut are totally are UnWAR about me. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

YD · Post by YD » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:39 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:
Dog wrote:I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.
I have 25 "racks" there. I think all but 2 of 'em are from timmah. The trads at the nut are totally are UnWAR about me. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

the trads don't like anything that is good or funneh anymore.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:46 pm

timmay wrote:the trads don't like anything that is good or funneh anymore.

You're just trying to make me feel better. Not that I'm against it or anything, I just see you workin' is all.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:25 pm

timmay wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:
Dog wrote:I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.
I have 25 "racks" there. I think all but 2 of 'em are from timmah. The trads at the nut are totally are UnWAR about me. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
the trads don't like anything that is good or funneh anymore.

Who are you to decide what is good or funneh?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:28 pm

Who are you to decide who decides what is good or funneh?

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:30 pm

I have been told that I am [sarcasm]teh epitome of teh funneh[/sarcasm].

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:35 pm

dot dot dot ryan wrote:I have been told that I am [sarcasm]teh epitome of teh funneh[/sarcasm].

You are an errand boy sent by grocery clerks.

YD · Post by YD » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:38 pm

dot dot dot ryan wrote:
Who are you to decide what is good or funneh?

someone who is better and funnier than you

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:44 pm

timmay wrote:
dot dot dot ryan wrote:
Who are you to decide what is good or funneh?

someone who is better and funnier than you

*rimshot*

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:09 pm

dot dot dot ryan wrote:I have been told that I am [no sarcasm]teh epitome of teh trad[/no sarcasm].

FTFY

Pelvis Thrunster, I'm pretty sure I've racked you more than two times. Probably not as much as Timmuh, but he's got a mancrush.

YD · Post by YD » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:17 pm

I hate it how when you think a poster is funneh or entertaining and you read their stuff, you are automaticly ghey and have a mancrush.

that aside, I kind of heart the guy in a non flaming sort of high five dude way.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:23 pm

I'm so glad I got outta this thread when I did.

Awwwwww, crap!

YD · Post by YD » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:28 pm

jump!

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:26 am

i think EM is one funny guy

/s/

Systematic Jackass · Post by **Systematic Jackass** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:37 am

Alright! We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.

Timmay must post here

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:40 pm

Systematic Jackass wrote:We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.

There are two movies referenced on this page. Neither are from the 80s.

Apocalypse Now was 79. Goodfellas was 90.

Troll on, shit troll....

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:15 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.

There are two movies referenced on this page. Neither are from the 80s.

Apocalypse Now was 79. Goodfellas was 90.

Troll on, shit troll....

Damn, you off on both by one freakin year! You suck!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:28 pm

Dog wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.

There are two movies referenced on this page. Neither are from the 80s.

Apocalypse Now was 79. Goodfellas was 90.

Troll on, shit troll....
Damn, you off on both by one freakin year! You suck!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/

Fuck off, moron.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:00 pm

Moron's are people who think somebody is talking to them when they are actually talking to somebody else.

excuse the poor quoting etiquette, but you should've been smart enough to figure it out.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:12 pm

Dog wrote:Moron's are people...

...who can't spell the word morons.

What do I win?
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Hey... are you related to T-REX? You can't to blame others for your own shit posts.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:41 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Dog wrote:Moron's are people...
...who can't spell the word morons.

Cards fan....

YD · Post by YD » Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:58 pm

paging baceweiserfelice........

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:07 pm

Dog wrote:Moron's are people who think somebody is talking to them when they are actually talking to somebody else.

excuse the poor quoting etiquette, but you should've been smart enough to figure it out.

You mean like where you addressed ucant’s reply to Systematic Jackass? I’m supposed to be able to figure out that you were actually addressing Systematic Jackass? Forget about the etiquette, you’re too stupid to be posting on a message board. Moron.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:22 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: You mean like where you addressed ucant’s reply to Systematic Jackass? I’m supposed to be able to figure out that you were actually addressing Systematic Jackass? Forget about the etiquette, you’re too stupid to be posting on a message board. Moron.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Dog wrote:Moron's are people who think somebody is talking to them when they are actually talking to somebody else.

excuse the poor quoting etiquette, but you should've been smart enough to figure it out.
You mean like where you addressed ucant’s reply to Systematic Jackass? I’m supposed to be able to figure out that you were actually addressing Systematic Jackass? Forget about the etiquette, you’re too stupid to be posting on a message board. Moron.

Wow, I gave you too much credit. I'll recap.

Syetematic Jackass posted that there were two 80's movie resets.
Ucant pointed out that one movie was 1979 and one was 1990.
Both of those movies are 1 year off from being considered an 80's movie.
Yet you couldn't figure it out that I quoted the whole conversation and not just one post.
I get it, you suck at math. Silly me for assuming you could add and subtract ONE year.