anyway, here's the lineup dickheads:
june 3rd - tampa, fl
june 9th - atlanta, ga
june 14th - norfolk, va
june 16th - annapolis, md
june 21st - newark, nj
june 24th - boston, mass
june 28th - pittsburgh, pa
june 30th - philadelphia, pa
july 2nd - cleveland, oh
july 6th - cincinnati, oh
july 9th - detroit, mi
july 14th - indianapolis, in
july 17th - chicago, il
july 20th - milwaukee wi
july 23rd - des moines, ia
july 26th - st louis, mo
july 28th - kansas city, mo
i'll be here for a good two weeks
august 13th - oklahoma city, ok
august 15th - houston, tx
august 16th - albuquerque, nm
august 18th - phoenix, az
august 21st - denver, co
august 23rd - salt lake city, ut
august 25th - las vegas, nv
i'll spend a couple extra days here nailing hot skanks and puking on cars
fuck you
august 29th - san diego, ca
august 31st - los angeles, ca
september 3rd - fresno, ca
september 7th - san francisco, ca
september 10th - portland, or
september 16th - seattle, wa
any of you who live directly in these cities, let me know. i'll arrange the time and place for us to meet up at when i'm there.
i'll mostly be staying at one of these:

My boy Paul's dad is pretty high up in the Clarion chain and can get me some fucking sick discounts.
and I'm willing to put some of you up in one if you will to travel to fight me. If I beat the fuck out of you once, and you want sloppy seconds from my fists, well you will have to pay your own way pussbag. i'm on a pretty tight budget.
i can't fucking wait for this shit. bring on the summer fuckstains. BRING it