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Douchebag
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my list of bros

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here is my list of bros here who I am dogs with:

War Wagon
Bizzarofelice
IndyGunClown

if ANY of you motherfuckers, and I mean ANY of you piece of shit ball lickers fuck with these guys in ANY way i will personally go to where you live and KILL you. Yes, I will murder you. zero questions asked. no thinking twice. i will kill you.

be warned
Get fucked, dick.
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Trollfessor
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Post by Trollfessor »

Did you buy them $3.99 puka shell necklaces also?
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Douchebag
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Post by Douchebag »

shut up, it was like $15 at one of those kiosks in the mall.
Get fucked, dick.
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Bizzarofelice
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Post by Bizzarofelice »

That's motherfucking WORD.

Too many bitches here think they can take on the world and act tough. They got the holes to take two at a time and that's about it. If anyone steps to me or the D, I will leave you dead and bloodied. Then I will raise your son and daughter in separate households until they are 14 and then introduce them to one another. They will fall in love and produce a child. I will name it Incest (your last name) and get it to sing "My Heart Will Go On" on American Idol thus ensuring great embarassment to the world.
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KC Scott

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INMAL
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Tom In VA
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Post by Tom In VA »

Stop frontin' yo
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Cuda
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Post by Cuda »

Douchebag wrote:shut up, it was like $15 at one of those kiosks in the mall.
go jack off with a cheese grater
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Post by tuff gong »

Bizzarofelice wrote:That's motherfucking WORD.

Too many bitches here think they can take on the world and act tough. They got the holes to take two at a time and that's about it. If anyone steps to me or the D, I will leave you dead and bloodied. Then I will raise your son and daughter in separate households until they are 14 and then introduce them to one another. They will fall in love and produce a child. I will name it Incest (your last name) and get it to sing "My Heart Will Go On" on American Idol thus ensuring great embarassment to the world.
Kool! a banger wif a long-range plan.

I dig how D-Bagg has signed on some staff. I visualize the look for this new coast2coast Beatdown Squad: Db, W-squared and Bizz decked out in identical pink polos w/turned up collars plus the puka shell necklace. Kind of like the Icy-Hot Stuntaz.
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Post by smackaholic »

Hey douchebag, I'm doing the rv tour around the country this summer. Can I get on that list of yours? It'd be nice to know that I could break out the "I'm one of douchebag's boyz" card incase I run into one of these other fuks and they want to start something.

Hell, you could even make up bumper stickers like 'this vehicle protected by Db. don't fukk with it'. It would probably even get me outta speeding tickets.
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IndyGunClown
That'll be $15.62, sir
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Post by IndyGunClown »

Cuda wrote:
Douchebag wrote:shut up, it was like $15 at one of those kiosks in the mall.
go jack off with a cheese grater
Do you just cut and paste this?

Ever get an original idea?
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Mister Bushice
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Toddowen wrote:

I'm sure you'll be glad to know that bodies are very easily disposed of in 100 fathoms of water.
Not easily enough, what with you still here and all.
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Y2K
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Post by Y2K »

Dear SIDS Fairy....

It' time for Douchebag to go

Thanks in advance
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Enigmabag
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Post by Enigmabag »

Y2K wrote:Dear SIDS Fairy....

It' time for Douchebag to go

Thanks in advance
Fuck you, you weak ass no take having pile of dog shit. Don't you ever say anything against my bro, Douchebag, again. If you do it, I swear to god I will fucking KILL you. You got that?
Get bent, asshole.
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Douchebag
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Post by Douchebag »

nice to see you bro. sick shirt, man.

let's waste these assholes.
Get fucked, dick.
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Enigmabag
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Post by Enigmabag »

it will be my honor and pleasure to waste these assholes with you dog.
Get bent, asshole.
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Enigmabag
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Post by Enigmabag »

Jsc810 wrote:Image

You're not really in the Club until you get the puka shells, so you're just another homo, haha.
thats rich - you calling me a homo. your lucky i am in a good mood or i'd shove my puka shells up your red ass.
Get bent, asshole.
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Douchebag
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Post by Douchebag »

I respect the toughness and raw intensity he brings to the board. he doesn't take shit from nobody and is a true internet gangsta. i bet he's really tough away from this board too. dude just brings it.
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Ana Ng
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Post by Ana Ng »

Image



Fuggin' posers.

Image
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Douchebag
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Post by Douchebag »

cinderella_undercover wrote:Fuggin' posers.
I highly doubt if you saw me with my shirt off you'd turn me down. don't hate, bitch. don't hate.
Get fucked, dick.
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Enigmabag
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Post by Enigmabag »

cinderella_undercover wrote:Fuggin' posers.

Image
its going to be hard to talk with that thing stuffed down your throat.
Get bent, asshole.
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Ana Ng
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Post by Ana Ng »

Douchebag wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Fuggin' posers.
I highly doubt if you saw me with my shirt off you'd turn me down. don't hate, bitch. don't hate.
Would you do the "truffle shuffle" for me, at least?
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
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Ana Ng
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Post by Ana Ng »

Enimabag wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Fuggin' posers.

Image
its going to be hard to talk with that thing stuffed down your throat.
If it's anything like having YOU stuffed down my throat, it should be fairly easy.
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
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Douchebag
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Post by Douchebag »

shut up slut. let me lick your slit. you know you want me. i can do things to you you've never imagined.

forget these assholes.

i will take care of you.
Get fucked, dick.
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Ana Ng
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Post by Ana Ng »

Douchebag wrote:shut up slut. let me lick your slit. you know you want me. i can do things to you you've never imagined.

forget these assholes.

i will take care of you.
You do realize this is a "person" you're responding to, not a "McRib sammich"?
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
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Y2K
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Post by Y2K »

Enimabag wrote:
Y2K wrote:Dear SIDS Fairy....

It' time for Douchebag to go

Thanks in advance
Fuck you, you weak ass no take having pile of dog shit. Don't you ever say anything against my bro, Douchebag, again. If you do it, I swear to god I will fucking KILL you. You got that?
Webmaggot,
Make your time, your extermination can't be soon enough.
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