Hail Attack!!! Run for Your Lives!!!

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:46 pm

It could have been worse....you could have been riding when the hail started.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:03 am

We have these things out here, called garages. They work great.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:04 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:It could have been worse....you could have been riding when the hail started.

Way back when, I was clocking along at about 110 or so, when a hailstorm came from out of nowhere.

Good times.

Mister Bushice wrote:We have these things out here, called garages. They work great.

My sister had one, too. Then, she said "I live in San Antonio...WTF do I need a garage for?" She'd lived there almost 15 years, and didn't see the need. So, she converted it to a play room for the kids. Then after buying her first-ever new car...

You see where this story is going, right?

Damn-near flattened the sucker. Total loss, beyond repair.

Garage isn't such a bad thing(although mine's too full for silly things like cars).

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:07 am

Mister Bushice wrote:We have these things out here, called garages. They work great.

Here we call em "carports," and you can get one for $500 a month if you're an exclusive resident and drive a car made out of solid gold.

-Zy

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:31 am

Sudden Sam wrote: tornado sirens

Natural disaster warnings are for the limpwristed....

And you pussies think earthquakes, volcanoes and floods are tough. My hood's all dimpled up!

These hoods are a tad dimpled too......

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:28 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: And you pussies think earthquakes, volcanoes and floods are tough. My hood's all dimpled up!

gonna be more than your hood dimpled up when the d'bag hailstorm rolls through alabama.

sin,

you know who

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:30 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:We have these things out here, called garages. They work great.

SS prolly had a garage 'til one of them twisters repoed it.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:43 pm

Nice scat pic, idiot. Long live Butttttttttttttttspray!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:23 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:It's a damn dog turd, idiot. You think I shat in my yard?!

No I don't think YOU shat in yard... but you being from Alabama, it wouldn't surprise, 'Neck.

Main Entry: 2scat
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Greek skat-, skOr excrement -- more at SCATOLOGY
: an animal fecal dropping

Much like the majoity of your posts, shit is still shit. Who the fuck wants to look at it? That's the point, you useless cunt.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:01 am

Ouch, ouch, ouch

Sin,
Automotive sheet metal...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:52 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Supposed to be worse than the other day.

Maybe you'll lose power for a few weeks. RACK that storm hitting paydirt.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:57 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: And you pussies think earthquakes, volcanoes and floods are tough. My hood's all dimpled up!
gonna be more than your hood dimpled up when the d'bag hailstorm rolls through alabama.

sin,

you know who
Okay. I'm stupid this morning. (Run with that). But i don't get it.

Garage woulda cost like 10K to have it gabled in with the roof and all. Decided against it...gonna move further out into the middle of nowhere before long.

Hell, we may be moved unwillingly Saturday. They're saying tornadoes and more hail likely.

You mean to tell me you haven't met the official board asswhuppin' machine, douchebag, yet? you will. how close are you to the nearest greyhound stop?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:03 pm

I don't know who's troll, douchebag is, but, thanks for that little rain storm, asshole.

Fukk this miserable cold ass weather. I'm sure that algore could explain to me why it's global warming that have caused the last 3 months to be miserably cold. My daughter actually wasted 17 bucks on his shit book the other day. Looks like it was written for 3rd graders by a 5th grader. What fukking tripe.

I particularly like his temp/time graphs. At first glance they look like we are in trouble. Then you look at the temp scale used, something like a tenth of a degree per increment. This on a time scale that extends thousands of years. To this bullshit, I have one simple question. How the fukkk could we possibly have measured avg. global temps to that degree of accuracy before the 20th century which, surprise, surprise, is when the temps start trending upwards, if you can call a 1 degree rise much of a trend.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:17 pm

Al Gore invented Global warming.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:22 am

We're having a MAJOR wind attack tonight. Been like this all day. It's like a hurricane! Sounds cool when my windows shake and the wind whistles loudly outside. Gonna sleep good tonight!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:01 am

Until you wake up surrounded by a bunch of midgets.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:22 am

SS could have parked his truck under patsy's hooties and saved some coin.

T1B

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