BSmacked and Bushice

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:17 am

Cuda wrote:Mace, I hate to be the one to point this out- (actually I don't mind it in the least), but

1. look at who you're defending: two of the most tedious, tiresome, unfunny cunts ever to disgrace the internets

2. look at who is defending you: Whitey Wagon

You're already in a pretty deep hole, you might want to quit digging

Say what? Mace needs no defense from the likes of anybody round these parts, feller.

Hey Coods, you might be the one who needs to quit digging.

As for Dins, the fact he even started this dumbshit thread because he got sand kicked in his face in another, tells me all I need to know.

And as for those trying to take Dins back, that tells me all I need to know also. You're vacuous pussies, the lot of you. Go suck dick someplace else.

zztop · Post by **zztop** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:52 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Here is my problem with shit trolls and nutlickers:

1) Shit trolls - They have had their asses raped time and time again, so they sign in with shit trolls to take swipes under faux personas. They kick their own asses every time they post. VALVENIS was disciplined to not respond to those vile and worthless uber-tards.

2) Nutlickers - "I like you but not them. Great job!" However, if you sit on the sidelines like these type of posters and just chime in with the momentum like politicians, then you ARE defined as a nutlicker, ballsacker, or whatever. etc. etc. If you sign in as another nick after self-ass-kicking, then see #1.

Rack all of that.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:56 am

^^^ frost that!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:43 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Say what? Mace needs no defense from the likes of anybody round these parts, feller..

Yet you felt the need to... jump in & defend him.

The only remaining question is whether you're a nutlicker, a shit-tard, or both. You needn't feel obliged to provide an answer.

Mace is easily the 3rd most tedious, tiresome fucktard on the internet, just behind Babshice & B-Monica. The only thing saving him is that he's not a frequent poster, otherwise the other two would surely stalk him & bore him to death out of sheer jealousy

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:08 pm

Mace wrote: Did you really just stop by to lick dins' balls and call out someone else for being a nutlicker and shit-tard?

Got a link to where I'm jocking Dinsdale? No? Then fuck off, assmonger.

Looks to me like you're the one jocking Whitey now. Props and feel free to continue circling the drain

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:57 pm

Cuda wrote: Yet you felt the need to... jump in & defend him.

How did I try to defend him, idiot? I simply racked a good post that went all up against Dins head. I enjoy seeing Dins get hammered, especially in a thread he stupidly started calling out somebody else. See how that works?

Got a link to where I'm jocking Dinsdale?

You're reading it, dumbshit. For some reason you felt the need to ride to his rescue in hopes, perhaps, of Dins giving you a pat on the head and a Scooby snack. But much like this ill-fated threads attempt to smack Bri and Bushy, your feeble sycophantic effort didn't work out quite so well either.

Oh well, there's always next time, eh Coods? Now go wipe that spunk off your chin.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:16 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Classic.

So merely reading a Dinsdale thread is jocking him?

That would make you a Dinsdale nuthanger too, dipshit.

Do you ever stop before you hit submit and consider just how fucking stupid you are? Take a lesson from Mace and stick with those "I'm rubber, you're glue" and/or "IKYABWAI" responses instead of always having to take stupidity to the Next Level

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:53 am

Cuda wrote:So merely reading a Dinsdale thread is jocking him?

You must have been cum drunk when you posted that. Otherwise you would have realized that the example you sought was within this fucking thread.

Nutlicker.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:48 pm

I should have known that mentioning "taking stupidity to the Next Level" would arouse B-
Monica's interest.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:11 pm

Dinsdale wrote:That's not "mine."

Newsflash, Dipshit...there's quite a few people here who use "usualm." It's a word a certain poster here misspelled/mis-keyed frequently...before he died tragically at a young age.

Ahhh, nothing like pissing a little gasoline on the fire before leaving for a weekend, eh?

Okay, so someone who has shuffled off this mortal coil mis-coined the term. And then they croaked. That's all sad and shit, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that that is the origin of "usualm"?

It's done in tribute. Kind of like why he's still listed as a moderator of a forum here.

Tribute my ass. The shit-level between your eyes is growning exponentially. You use it because your ego-inflated bwainpan thinks spelling smack is funny. That's all. Don't go all namby-pamby misty-wisty boo-hoo-hooing some poor dead dude and claim tribute. You're probably the most insensitive fuck on this board, short of mvscal, so please Digsdale, don't play the "tribute" card. It doesn't suit you.

Nice show of respect, asshole. But since you didn't know any better, and (stupidly) made assumptions, I won't even give you shit when you weasel your way out of this thread.

No weaseling out asswipe. I'm right here.

Making assumptions? Pot and kettle much Dins? You're the veritable king of ass-umption. And tell me exactly why I should show respect for a stupid typo that has become a legacy in your eyes? I'll respect the passing of a fellow poster, even if I have no idea who you're talking about. However, my psychic powers just don't extend far enough to be able to connect "usualm" to him or her. It was by rote of constant usage, to give you full credit for its' retarded brilliance.

You're a creative and sometimes funny enough poster Dins. Let others decide if what you post is rackable or memorable or not. (unless of course you're racker is a Raydung James type, in which case it works against you) But when you puff up your pale and sunken chest, pulling your thinning hair into a rooster's crown and claim to be comedy king-o'-the-hill, then be prepared to have your hide peppered with the backlash. Self props is by far the lamest crap anyone can pull here. And you've pulled it like you pull your taffy-weenie on a daily basis.

With that said, r.i.p. to the "typist" of usualm, whoever you were.

I guess.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:19 pm

Well done, Jay.

RACK!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:22 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:With that said, r.i.p. to the "typist" of usualm, whoever you were.

I guess.

You may have remembered him as Bitter Pittsburgher. He came here by way of SCI and Elba way back when. Dropped dead nearly 2 years ago.

Published: May 17, 2005
SUMMERS Dennard

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennard Summers passed away unexpectedly on Sunday, May 8, 2005, in his Pittsburgh, PA, home just days before his 38th birthday. A native Toledoan, he had resided in Pittsburgh for 15 years. A filmmaker, cartoonist, music critic, and free-lance writer, his current project was co-producing and writing a critically acclaimed television show which airs on a Pittsburgh local access channel. A graduate of Libbey High School, he held both his bachelor's degree and master's degree in the liberal arts.

He was 20 times more interesting than most of the hacks "honoring" him.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:56 pm

BSmack wrote:
You may have remembered him as Bitter Pittsburgher. He came here by way of SCI and Elba way back when. Dropped dead nearly 2 years ago.

He was 20 times more interesting than most of the hacks "honoring" him.

No he wasn't. Just stop.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:01 pm

BSmack wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:With that said, r.i.p. to the "typist" of usualm, whoever you were.

I guess.
You may have remembered him as Bitter Pittsburgher. He came here by way of SCI and Elba way back when. Dropped dead nearly 2 years ago.

Published: May 17, 2005
SUMMERS Dennard

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennard Summers passed away unexpectedly on Sunday, May 8, 2005, in his Pittsburgh, PA, home just days before his 38th birthday. A native Toledoan, he had resided in Pittsburgh for 15 years. A filmmaker, cartoonist, music critic, and free-lance writer, his current project was co-producing and writing a critically acclaimed television show which airs on a Pittsburgh local access channel. A graduate of Libbey High School, he held both his bachelor's degree and master's degree in the liberal arts.
He was 20 times more interesting than most of the hacks "honoring" him.

Case in point.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:09 pm

You like me, you REALLY, REALLY like me! - Dinsdally Field

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:20 pm

I'll go ahead and Rack the fuck out of Dins.

See, you folks who don't get Dins, usually come away hating him, thinking he's a long winded over the top asshole who thinks his shit don't stink.

Those of us who get Dins KNOW he's a long winded over the top asshole who thinks his shit don't stink, so we generally sit back and laugh as the rest of you get sucked into arguing with him. He's right more than he's wrong, and he usually makes the rest of you look like retarded piles of shit. He doesn't claim to be the greatest poster in the History of the interwebs, he just wants to make sure you know how much YOU suck. I don't think he succeeds very often in making YOU see how much YOU suck. But it sure becomes apparent to the rest of us. And those who don't suck, but yet get sucked into battling with Dins, just make the board more readable for the rest of us. So again, Big racks for Dins.

Guess this makes me a nutlicker, or sack swinger, or some other shit you fellas will try to hang on me because you don't agree with my take on Dins. So be it.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:35 pm

HH,

The reason he started this thread in the first place was he got his ass steamrolled in the Hump Day thread, so he ran away from that one and set up this one to self prop and divert, with the mistaken idea that he'd get full board consensus on his greatness, including all of the "legends" by proxy.

It's certainly one of the biggest backfires in recent board history. Funny, though not in the way you describe. He ran away from this one, too. THAT'S Funny. :)

I'm sure he'll be back soon to regale us all with some fucked up story like a three day drug, drink and food fest riot he started in the womens dorm of the Heifer Institute for chronic overeaters.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:37 pm

RACK HH

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:02 am

Chuck Wepner says what?

Bugger off, you unfunny twat

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:11 am

Cuda you do realize that you aren't even as funny as all the people you constantly bitch about for not being funny, right? Try looking up the word "Irony" sometime. It'll be the word in the dictionary without the letter "m" at the end of it.

Between you and Jiminy Duh it's like having two nosy bitchy old lady neighbors constantly complaining about everyone but doing NOTHING even remotely better than the ones they complain about.

I Know!! Make a post with words ending in m that don't usuallym. <- At least two idiots here will laugh at that.

One of them being you of course.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:39 am

Mister Bushice wrote: funny

I'll take

's Night Ranger Cover band for $800, Alex.

Try looking up the word "Irony" sometime.

Lets start with "Cunt" instead:

Merriam-Webster wrote: Main Entry: cunt
Pronunciation: 'k&nt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German kunte female pudenda
1 usually obscene : the female genital organs; also : sexual intercourse with a woman
2 usually disparaging & obscene : WOMAN 1a
3

Lighting your fucking hands (or keyboard) on fire would be a massive upgrade compared to the textual vomit you produce daily. Dont get me wrong, seeing the entire board's bootprints up and down your back makes for a chuckle or two-but, like your shit band playing "Cherry Pie" for the 1000th time to other wrinkled, spandex sporting headbanging 80's burnouts at the local shithole-it gets fucking old.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:23 am

RadioFan wrote:RACK HH

Yep

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:23 am

Yapping at my heels like a greased up chihuahua still, hmmm?

jiminy, don't even TRY to use dictionary smack. You know it makes your head hurt to even OPEN a book, much less have to recite the alphabet out loud to figure out where the letter "C" might be.

And where the fuck did you get the idea I still play in local bars? I haven't done the bar gig scene in a decade, and when I did it was all blues, alternative and classic rock, not hairspray metal and suck ass 80's pop bands, you stupid no nothing shithead.

You know, For someone who puts down the music of all these fucking bands you've been listing in your pathetic shots at me lately, you sure damn well know all their names and songs. I couldn't name a night ranger tune or tell you who the fuck was in the band if you paid me.

But just keeping on chasing around after me jiminy. Dumb as shit you are and always will be, and that will always be funny.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:33 am

rozy wrote:
RadioFan wrote:RACK HH
Yep

Are you like Racking somebodies Rack?

That takes awesome skeelz, man.

Rack the Rack that Racked the Rack!

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:43 am

War Wagon wrote:
rozy wrote:
RadioFan wrote:RACK HH
Yep
Are you like Racking somebodies Rack?

That takes awesome skeelz, man.

Rack the Rack that Racked the Rack!

Yawn

As usual, you'd bore the stripe off a dead skunk's back.

Ever notice how Nascar's popularity soared after #3 ate his steering wheel?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:03 am

rozy wrote: Ever notice how Nascar's popularity soared after #3 ate his steering wheel?

Not really, since in 2001 they had just signed that new bazillion dollar TV contract with Fox and NBC. I guess the #3 had nothing to do with NASCAR's popularity at that point, huh? Idiot.

I have noticed, however, that you're a lame ass bitch of a poster and completely clueless as a mod.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:33 am

War Wagon wrote:Not really, since in 2001 they had just signed that new bazillion dollar TV contract with Fox and NBC.

Excellent point.

Sin,

Notre Dame

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:56 am

Mace wrote:
One can only imagine the scene of Cuda flailing away in the corner of the ring thinking "I really got this unfunny twat where I want him now and I'm gonna finish him off! One more jab and then I'll put him away with my epic uppercut....just like THIS.....WHIIISSHHHHH"!!!!! Oops, Cuda.....none of those punches hit paydirt. Now open your fucking eyes and turn around, moron....I'm standing behind you.

Fucking hilarious.

Sorry Mace, I've used up my allotment of Racks! for any given poster over a 48 hour period. We'll put another in a savings account for you. If Racks could be used like Social Security, you could retire early.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:02 pm

Mace wrote:One can only imagine the scene of Cuda flailing away in the corner of the ring... etc, etc

Oh, yes, one could- provided one was a Tard.

Yeah, you're right, Cuda, I'm an "unfunny twat",

Of course I'm right; I almost always am.

but you gotta be one of the funniest cunts on the board.

Mace

Nice.

A rare combination of "IKYABWAI", and "I'm rubber, you're glue". You're nothing if not consistent, Grace. Anyway, I've been called worse by better persons than you, so I'm sure I'll get over it sooner rather than later.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:07 pm

Unfunny twat? What, did "humorless twat" jump the shark or something?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:40 pm

Cuda wrote: A rare combination of "IKYABWAI", and "I'm rubber, you're glue".

Where do you come up with this gibberish?

More like, it was a not so rare combination of YOU tossing the equivalent of a hanging breaking ball and having to turn around and watch that pitch not just go yard, but leave the fucking stadium and smash the windshield of some poor simps 1989 Datsun who thought he'd parked it out of range.

I hope your insurance will cover that.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:14 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Unfunny twat? What, did "humorless twat" jump the shark or something?

Humorless implies a zero humor level. Unfunny implies a negative quantity

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:32 pm

e wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Cuda wrote:You're already in a pretty deep hole, you might want to quit digging
Hey Coods, you might be the one who needs to quit digging.
true to form, wags. there's something to be said for consistency.

Fucking priceless.

IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI · Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:48 pm

e wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Cuda wrote:You're already in a pretty deep hole, you might want to quit digging
Hey Coods, you might be the one who needs to quit digging.
true to form, wags. there's something to be said for consistency.

Rack.

It doesn't get more textbook than that, folks.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:51 pm

JD'ingB

Densedale win's!...

IKYABWAI...FTFY...MDCBYD...IFTYA...IHB

even has NASCAR in his sig.. I haven't figured that one out yet but I'm working on it,..nappy ass skank...can't get the rest!

..Oh you say this isn't an acronym contest...then Dense has been plungered and I'llJKD'ing

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:03 pm

e wrote: true to form, wags. there's something to be said for consistency.

And there's also something to be said for telling it like it is.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:12 pm

War Wagon wrote:And there's also something to be said for telling it like it is.

Not when you can't bring the funnay while doing it.

See, Whitey, that's what separates you from the quality posters.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:10 am

I don't try to be funny, as I'm not here to entertain any of you shit throwing monkeys. If I've ever posted anything that YOU thought was funny, it was purely unintentional and I take it back.

But where does that leave you, Magoo? Do you presume yourself to be a "quality" poster? Do you think you're funny?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:16 am

War Wagon wrote: But where does that leave you, Magoo? Do you presume yourself to be a "quality" poster? Do you think you're funny?

Isn't this pretty much how this thread started?

I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The Dinsness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:26 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
No, seriously.
I think it's pretty fucking pathetic that you take it this seriously.

The day I need affirmation from someone I've never met (nor ever will meet) on a message board that I'm the funnier one is the day that, well I guess that will be the day when I become as big of a fucking loser as you.

don't hold your breath waiting for it to happen.

Just look in the mirror every day, Cliffy and keep telling yourself:

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

dins, no matter how smart/funny you may or may not be, bushice pretty much hit the nail on the head. if you start a thread just to claim bode over even the shitiest poster here, you have just kyoa.

smartest dude on the internet shoulda knew that already.