Va Tech not the worst "school killing"

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Va Tech not the worst "school killing"

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OK--maybe it is the worst university killing.
What is sad is what I expected that the murderer was a very troubled guy
who had a history of problems and the tragedy to me is why/how he was able
to continue on his "merry way"--- buying guns and even being in those college
classes ??? All those red flags !!! Sad.
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I think the Chechen rebels mowed down 300-some Russian school kids. So far they're in the lead...
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I think you have to attend the school you shoot up for it to go into the record books but the Chechen rebels definately get an *
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I think we need to clarify here
whether we're talking about total
body count or percentage of the school
population. VT is a pretty large school and
by CNY standards 32 is just a drop in the bucket.
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That's
just
crazy !!
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I expected that the murderer was a very troubled guy
who had a history of problems
Gil Grissom just called. He Said "No Shit", then hung up.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
I expected that the murderer was a very troubled guy
who had a history of problems
Gil Grissom just called. He Said "No Shit", then hung up.

Why would Grissom call? There's no crime to solve. Plus, he's a forensic scientist, who specializes in entomology... not psychiatry.

Carrot Top just called. He told me you're an unfunny cunt and then hung up.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Why would Grissom call? There's no crime to solve. Plus, he's a forensic scientist, who specializes in entomology... not psychiatry.
I was an entomologist!!
Back in CNY!?@!
We used to pin dead bugs
While drinking Beast Lite!@!!!
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BSmack wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Why would Grissom call? There's no crime to solve. Plus, he's a forensic scientist, who specializes in entomology... not psychiatry.
I was an entomologist!!
Back in CNY!?@!
We used to pin dead bugs
While drinking Beast Lite!@!!!
Crazy Times!
I've mentioned quite a few times that I always dreamed of being an entomologist in my youth and studied the subject at length during my teen years. The U&L was quite an appropriate place for this sort of undertaking, as many of you may not know that it is home to more species of insects than any other section of North America.

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
I expected that the murderer was a very troubled guy
who had a history of problems
Gil Grissom just called. He Said "No Shit", then hung up.

Why would Grissom call? There's no crime to solve. Plus, he's a forensic scientist, who specializes in entomology... not psychiatry.
You're an anal retentive little prick with a IQ struggling to hit the bottom of the "trainable tard" end of the scale, so you get a pass.

Lighten up, Francis.
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Mister Bushice wrote:unveil the circumstances behind mysterious and unusual deaths and crimes committed.

I've seen the show. They usually take evidence from unsolved crimes and try and catch killers who are at large. You're leaving a trail of dumbfuckery throughout this thread. Much like Grissom, I just follow the evidence. Case closed.

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Mister Bushice wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote: Gil Grissom just called. He Said "No Shit", then hung up.

Why would Grissom call? There's no crime to solve. Plus, he's a forensic scientist, who specializes in entomology... not psychiatry.
You're an anal retentive little prick with a IQ struggling to hit the bottom of the "trainable tard" end of the scale, so you get a pass.

Lighten up, Francis.
Give him credit for something. If you had said "Marcus Allen" instead of "Gil Grissom," he might have understood the reference. Maybe.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Give him credit for something. If you had said "Marcus Allen" instead of "Gil Grissom," he might have understood the reference. Maybe.

You think I didn't "get it"? Nigga, please. I pity you if you actually read what transpired and that's what you came away with.


I am pretty sure I educated him on the character he was referencing.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: You think I didn't "get it"? Nigga, please. I pity you if...

I pity you, if you didn't bust out laughing at the notion of T-Dawg trying to explain a joke to you.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Why would Grissom call? There's no crime to solve. Plus, he's a forensic scientist, who specializes in entomology... not psychiatry.
You're an anal retentive little prick with a IQ struggling to hit the bottom of the "trainable tard" end of the scale, so you get a pass.

Lighten up, Francis.
Give him credit for something. If you had said "Marcus Allen" instead of "Gil Grissom," he might have understood the reference. Maybe.
yeah instead of the tired old MA reset

It was a "stating something so fucking obvious even a CSI guy could call it in" that he completely failed to catch. He just decided to be an overanalytical dick trying even harder to be funny and failing. NO shock. Last time a ucant thread was entertaining was, ah...

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Mister Bushice wrote:He just decided to be an overanalytical dick
lol

These boards wouldn't exist if we all didn't "decide" to be that.
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Re: Va Tech not the worst "school killing"

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Wolfman wrote:OK--maybe it is the worst university killing.
Sep 13, 1997
UCLA 66
Texas 3

I'm pretty sure Katie Couric did The Today Show from Austin the next morning holding John Mackovic's hand.

It really makes this Hee-Sop Choi incident at VT look like small potatoes.
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Mister Bushice wrote:It was a "stating something so fucking obvious even a CSI guy could call it in" that he completely failed to catch.
No... I "got it". To reiterate:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Carrot Top just called. He told me you're an unfunny cunt and then hung up.
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No you didn't "get it"

unclench and move on.
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If your only defense is... "see, Terry thinks it was funny", that's usually not a good thing. Ya know what? This thread is missing something.

If only BeSmacked would come in here and throw you a line, the Triumvirate of Tard-dumb would be complete.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Ya know what? This thread is missing something.
Yeah. Laughs, humor and wit, for starters.

You just couldn't stand for him to get the last word, could you.
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OCmike wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Ya know what? This thread is missing something.
Yeah. Laughs, humor and wit, for starters.
Sorry. I’ve been busy with other threads.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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If I beat the shit out of someone and ignore his parting comment to me doesn't mean I didn't beat the shit out of someone. The same logic, of course, works in reverse.

I hope you're not of the "last word wins" mind, because you sure as heck can't be suggesting I am. That carries no weight ('sup Dins?) with me. If I don't see another post of yours today, have a pleasant day and great weekend, Mike.

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:If I beat the shit out of someone and ignore his parting comment to me doesn't mean I didn't beat the shit out of someone. The same logic, of course, works in reverse.

I hope you're not of the "last word wins" mind, because you sure as heck can't be suggesting I am. That carries no weight ('sup Dins?) with me.
I don't think that having the last word or longest C&P post wins, by any stretch. I just thought that it would have been nice to see this thread die a quick death, as it seemed like everything that needed to be said had been said.
If I don't see another post of yours today, have a pleasant day and great weekend, Mike.

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