What a shitty idea

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:13 am

Fuck this.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267783,00.html

I prefer to mummify my hand prior to wiping the bung hole if ya dont mind.

Hell, corn cobs, or no paper at all seems like a better alternative than one damn square of toilet paper. If ya decide to go at it bare handed, at least you dont have to pick out the damn dingleberries that one square of paper would leave.

Whats worse is, we are at the point where so-called celebs look to promote whatever agenda, and credible news services report on them, no matter how ignorant they are.

ccd · Post by **ccd** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:21 am

Read more...fuck it....you know the goddamn drill

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:51 am

She was just joking about "one square".

http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 33,00.html

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:43 pm

She's still a cunt.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:53 pm

If the world really wants to cut down on tissue wastage, we should just amputate Python's arms.

Python · Post by **Python** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:37 pm

I use a towel, thank you very much. And it has to be one that you recently used to dry off with so that it's still pretty damp. That way the...ummm...stuff doesn't get a chance to make the towel stand up by itself when you're done.

I know, too much information.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:43 pm

You do realize it's time for an Update!, Update!, Update! don't you Py?

Python · Post by **Python** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:46 pm

I'm on it.