Your list of Geniuses

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:14 pm

Post 'em, then post for another poster.

me:
1. Johann Sebastian Bach
2. Stephen Hawking
3. Hugh Hefner
4. Ben Franklin
5. J.R.R. Tolkien

mvscal:
1. Donald Rumsfeld
2. César Chávez
3. 1smoothG
4. Baruch Goldstein
5. Harvey Milk

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:40 pm

You're just showing off because you figured out how to put those "acentos" in.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:53 pm

douchebag:

1. ahnold
2. mike tyson (because DB's fucking crazy)
3. joey belle
4. lil' jon
5. vince neil

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:54 pm

Henry Ford
Tom Edison
Adolph Coors
The guy who invented indoor plumbing (John Crapper?)
The guy who invented CFB

Babs;
Izzo
C-Rog
M-2
Perles
Saban

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:11 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Babs;
Izzo
C-Rog
M-2
Perles
Saban

Somebody associated with girls' basketball oughtta be on that list, just sayin' . . .

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:14 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Babs;
Izzo
C-Rog
M-2
Perles
Saban
Somebody associated with girls' basketball oughtta be on that list, just sayin' . . .

If I knew any, maybe. Perhaps nappy-headed ho's?

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:51 pm

me:
Rootbeer
Dinsdale
rozy
ucantdoitdoggysTyle2
Broken Staple (RIP)

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:00 pm

Rootbeer wrote:Broken Staple (RIP)

~no sig~

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:01 pm

"e" has the definitive list---
but my list of geniuses has to include:

Louis Pasteur
Gregor Mendel (even though some people think he fudged his results)
Nikola Tesla
Charles Steinmetz
Enrico Fermi

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:40 pm

1. Marx
2. Bakunin
3. Gramsci
4. Mao
5. Socrates

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:46 pm

1. Jefferson
2. Madison
3. Darwin
4. Mendel
5. Hayek

BSmack's list (in no particular order):

1. John Bartles
2. Joe Fornieri
3. Bill Clinton
4. FDR/Frank Zappa (tie)
5. whoever invented the nicotine patch

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:51 am

Mike the Lab Rat wrote: 5. Hayek

Salma Hayek??

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:54 am

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:BSmack's list (in no particular order):

1. John Bartles
2. Joe Fornieri
3. Bill Clinton
4. FDR/Frank Zappa (tie)
5. whoever invented the nicotine patch

Except for the nicotine patch guy, it's hard to argue with that list. Now nicotine gum is the bomb. Mix it with a stick of chewing gum and it's just like a sweet dip of chew.

"She did herself with a bottle of Corona
Yea I could hear her in the backseat softly moaning
High times in College Station were our common facination
Yea we were drinkin in the Bible Belt"

--- John Bartles

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:05 am

Frost e

(Rootbeer will probably be the only other one to get it)

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:21 am

PSUFAN wrote:Post 'em, then post for another poster.

me:
1. Johann Sebastian Bach
2. Stephen Hawking
3. Hugh Hefner
4. Ben Franklin
5. J.R.R. Tolkien

You got the initials right at least.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:19 am

Rootbeer wrote:me:
Rootbeer
Dinsdale
rozy
ucantdoitdoggysTyle2
Broken Staple (RIP)

Need we say more?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:23 pm

BSmack wrote:
"She did herself with a bottle of Corona
Yea I could hear her in the backseat softly moaning
High times in College Station were our common facination
Yea we were drinkin in the Bible Belt"

--- John Bartles

Oh, John Bartles...

I thought you meant this guy:

Nicotine gum? Nobody likes a quitter...

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:11 pm

Reginald Fessenden
Sin, Don Imus

Person who designed the first cheerleader uniform
Sin, Charles Rathbun

Guy who designed the Coke bottle
Sin, Richard Whitcomb

Guy at GlaxoSmithKline who concocted Beano
Sin, silvurna's GF

Guy at Stanley Tools who designed the ergonomically correct utility scraper
Sin, D. Earnhardt, Sr.

Person who will eventually poison TheArtist
Sin, NCN

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:08 am

Me:
Isaac Newton
Leonardo Da Vinci
TWIS
rozy
bbqjones

Jim Nance:
CBS
Billy Packer
Tiger Woods
Steve Williams
Quarterback/most well-known player whose team is leading at any given time on any CBS-broadcasted football game

Brent Musburger:
Jack Arute
Booze
ABC
The home team
Matt Leinart

Jim Rome:
Professional athlete's cocks
Money
Everyone who regularly calls talk radio shows and says "brah"
His kid
NASCAR

RJ:
Al Davis (the young one)
ucant
squat thrusts
Johnson (and Johnson)
Jackie Warner

PSUFAN:
Billy Mays (here, for OxiClean)
Bill Gates
Bill Cowher
Bill, sir?
Quentin tarantino

poptart:
Mark
Matthew
Luke
John
Dog catcher

rozy:
The Gatlin brothers
Roy Oswalt
Mike krzyzewski
The Oak Ridge Boys
Oliver Winchester

88:
Dave Matthews
William I
findlaw.com
Ed O'Neill
Bill Murray

Mgo:
Bo Schembechler
Dale Carnegie
Dennis Leary
Thermisticles
Cocaine

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:34 am

RadioFan wrote:Mgo:

Thermisticles

Why is that word plural?

-enolc

pssst, the Oak Ridge Boys will always...ALWAYS...be the Statler Bros. beeyotch

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:03 am

LTS TRN 2:
Thomas Edison (tin foil -- WAKEY WAKEY)
Osama Bin laden
Gary Allen (None Dare Call it Conspiracy)
Che Guevara
Deng Xiaoping (Rock on, Tiananmen!)

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:11 am

Atomic Punk:
EVH
Ron Popeil
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Leonard S. Shoen
Y2K

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:29 am

Moorese:
Leo Singer
Wilbur
Lana Turner/Alex Rodriguez
Linda Susan Boreman
Dude who invented fake vomit

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:36 am

Cicero:
Tiberious
The GOP
Duke
FSU
US

Tiberious:
Cicero
The GOP
Duke
FSU
US

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:26 am

edit for me:

Kurt Vonnegut JR

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:57 am

James Madison
Thomas Edison
Leonardo Da Vinci
Johan Sebastian Bach
William Shakespeare

JCT:
Mickey Mantle
Dean Martin
George Steinbrenner
Gen. Robert E. Lee
Emeril Lagasse

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:06 pm

Y2K wrote:JCT:
Mickey Mantle
Dean Martin
George Steinbrenner
Gen. Robert E. Lee
Emeril Lagasse

What? No love for Dr. Zaius?

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:38 pm

rock me Dr. Zaus

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:22 pm

Franklin
Madison
Jefferson
Adams
Washington
and the rest of the founding fathers. Not only were they geniuses, they were incredibly ballsy as well. Too bad there ain't any of that courage in politics today.

others...
Mozart
Eisenhower
Lennon and McCartney
dinsdale

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:47 am

why the rolleyes over lee. dude was a military genius. wasn't his fault that he was on the wrong side.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:11 am

Ron Popeil
Ed Podolak
Jimmy Walker
James Stockdale
Carol Channing

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:09 am

Gen. Robert E. Lee

Loser!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:18 am

6. Mr. Steal-a-Meal guy

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:10 am

10.Amos Alonzo Stagg
9. Aristotle
8. Arnold Rothstein
7. Samuel T. Coleridge
6. Napoleon Bonaparte
5. Niels Bohr
4. Rembrandt
3. John Locke
2. Thomas Edison
1. SANTO : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrspITZFIB4&NR=1 , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI08BO-4 ... ed&search=

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:23 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G7ynjBWXl8

genius!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:09 pm

smackaholic wrote:why the rolleyes over lee. dude was a military genius. wasn't his fault that he was on the wrong side.

If he was so damn smart, he would have stayed on the winning side and saved a half million lives or so.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:14 pm

1. Real Men of Genius commercial creator
2. Al Gore (for the internet and all)
3. Whoever invented pron (thanks again, Al)

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:07 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Geniuses? Hmmmm......

SEC ADs who schedule Florida International and Wofford.

Sorry, Indy...couldn't stop myself.

Miles Davis
Don van Vliet
Ken Vandermark
women who fuck me
D. Boon
Rashaan "Roland" Kirk. for sure.

jimi hendrix.
karl marx and max weber.

T1B

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